doppelfish
@doppelfish.bsky.social
Arguing is a game that two can play at. But it is a strange game in that neither opponent ever wins. Identfies as a two-headed penguin. 🐧 🐧
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1/1 Dieser sogenannte Mann ist an Widerwärtigkeit nicht mehr zu toppen!
"Wie wäre es, wenn der Staat bestimmt, wie alt Menschen werden dürfen und wann sie nicht mehr alle mögliche medizinische Hilfe bekommen?"
www.focus.de/finanzen/ver...
"Wie wäre es, wenn der Staat bestimmt, wie alt Menschen werden dürfen und wann sie nicht mehr alle mögliche medizinische Hilfe bekommen?"
www.focus.de/finanzen/ver...
Streecks extremer Vorschlag: Spart es wirklich Geld, wenn wir Senioren sterben lassen?
Der Drogenbeauftragte der Bundesregierung, Hendrik Streeck, fordert in einem Interview, alten Menschen nicht mehr alle medizinischen Möglichkeiten zu geben, die ihr Leben retten könnten. Er will damit...
www.focus.de
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
1/1 Dieser sogenannte Mann ist an Widerwärtigkeit nicht mehr zu toppen!
"Wie wäre es, wenn der Staat bestimmt, wie alt Menschen werden dürfen und wann sie nicht mehr alle mögliche medizinische Hilfe bekommen?"
www.focus.de/finanzen/ver...
"Wie wäre es, wenn der Staat bestimmt, wie alt Menschen werden dürfen und wann sie nicht mehr alle mögliche medizinische Hilfe bekommen?"
www.focus.de/finanzen/ver...
Access to SCP-142 is permitted only with express written consent of Dr. ████ or other level 4 personnel. Staff assigned to SCP-142 must not have any personal or family history of compulsive gambling nor gambling addiction.
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Access to SCP-142 is permitted only with express written consent of Dr. ████ or other level 4 personnel. Staff assigned to SCP-142 must not have any personal or family history of compulsive gambling nor gambling addiction.
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If you can't beat them, join them.
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
If you can't beat them, join them.
"The automakers that are using laminated side glass are only: Acura, Audi, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Dodge, Ford, Genesis, GMC, Honda, Hyundai, Infiniti, Jaguar, Jeep, Kia, Land Rover, Lexus, Lincoln, Mercedes-Benz, Nissan, Porsche, Ram, Subaru, Toyota, Volkswagen and Volvo."
Testing Shows Automotive Glassbreakers Can't Break Modern Automotive Glass - Core77
It's easy to convince EDC people to buy EDC things. But how do you convince non-EDC folks to buy your product? Simple: Fear. The global "car escape tool market," according to market research firm Data...
www.core77.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
"The automakers that are using laminated side glass are only: Acura, Audi, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Dodge, Ford, Genesis, GMC, Honda, Hyundai, Infiniti, Jaguar, Jeep, Kia, Land Rover, Lexus, Lincoln, Mercedes-Benz, Nissan, Porsche, Ram, Subaru, Toyota, Volkswagen and Volvo."
"Join the movement to make companies more like Clippy. Set your profile picture to Clippy, make your voice heard."
Einmal virtue signaling, bitte! Alle! Los!
be-clippy.com
Einmal virtue signaling, bitte! Alle! Los!
be-clippy.com
be-clippy.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
"Join the movement to make companies more like Clippy. Set your profile picture to Clippy, make your voice heard."
Einmal virtue signaling, bitte! Alle! Los!
be-clippy.com
Einmal virtue signaling, bitte! Alle! Los!
be-clippy.com
"Despite Jackson’s good fortune through mentors, inheritance, and professional partners and connections, Waldo asserted that Jackson entered adulthood “entirely alone” and without “extrinsic advantages to raise him into life.”"
The Men Who Made America’s Self-Made Man
A new myth appeared during the presidential campaign of Andrew Jackson.
www.historynewsnetwork.org
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
"Despite Jackson’s good fortune through mentors, inheritance, and professional partners and connections, Waldo asserted that Jackson entered adulthood “entirely alone” and without “extrinsic advantages to raise him into life.”"
Die Invasion hat begonnen. 🐏 😱
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Die Invasion hat begonnen. 🐏 😱
Nicht ich, ich bin immer aufmerksam und top organisiert. *hust*
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Nicht ich, ich bin immer aufmerksam und top organisiert. *hust*
Können die nicht am Flughafen tanken? 🥴
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Können die nicht am Flughafen tanken? 🥴
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Germans don't like shoddy cars.
"Tesla Model Y ranked last for reliability among nearly new cars in Germany's TÜV 2026 report.
17.3% of Model Ys failed serious safety inspections; common issues included brakes and suspension."
#TeslaTakedown
www.autoblog.com/news/tesla-m...
"Tesla Model Y ranked last for reliability among nearly new cars in Germany's TÜV 2026 report.
17.3% of Model Ys failed serious safety inspections; common issues included brakes and suspension."
#TeslaTakedown
www.autoblog.com/news/tesla-m...
Tesla Model Y Posts Worst Defect Rate of Any New Car in a Decade
Tesla Model Y reliability just hit rock bottom in Germany’s TÜV Report 2026, with the worst defect rate in a decade. Here’s why that matters to you.
www.autoblog.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Germans don't like shoddy cars.
"Tesla Model Y ranked last for reliability among nearly new cars in Germany's TÜV 2026 report.
17.3% of Model Ys failed serious safety inspections; common issues included brakes and suspension."
#TeslaTakedown
www.autoblog.com/news/tesla-m...
"Tesla Model Y ranked last for reliability among nearly new cars in Germany's TÜV 2026 report.
17.3% of Model Ys failed serious safety inspections; common issues included brakes and suspension."
#TeslaTakedown
www.autoblog.com/news/tesla-m...
@profanity.accountant what’s the fucking damage?
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
@profanity.accountant what’s the fucking damage?
"Kelly says in the video: "Our laws are clear. You can refuse illegal orders."
"This administration is pitting our uniformed military and intelligence community professionals against American citizens," the video says."
"This administration is pitting our uniformed military and intelligence community professionals against American citizens," the video says."
Mark Kelly: Pentagon to review misconduct allegations against US senator
Kelly responded that attempts "to intimidate me and other members of Congress" would not work.
www.bbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"Kelly says in the video: "Our laws are clear. You can refuse illegal orders."
"This administration is pitting our uniformed military and intelligence community professionals against American citizens," the video says."
"This administration is pitting our uniformed military and intelligence community professionals against American citizens," the video says."
@coltonwandke.bsky.social Nachmach-Bot 😠
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
@coltonwandke.bsky.social Nachmach-Bot 😠
Die Beitragsbescheinigung, die ich letztes Jahr wie bekloppt gesucht hatte? Für die Steuer? Die lag noch im Scanner. Und gescannt hatte ich sie natürlich auch schon. 😡🤯
[Verwaltugsprofigeräusch]
[Verwaltugsprofigeräusch]
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Die Beitragsbescheinigung, die ich letztes Jahr wie bekloppt gesucht hatte? Für die Steuer? Die lag noch im Scanner. Und gescannt hatte ich sie natürlich auch schon. 😡🤯
[Verwaltugsprofigeräusch]
[Verwaltugsprofigeräusch]
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@stansaidairport.bsky.social so, you slashed prices?
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@stansaidairport.bsky.social so, you slashed prices?
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The guy shot someone random in America. How much more American can he get??
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The guy shot someone random in America. How much more American can he get??
Prima, Herr Trump hat schon reagiert!
US suspends immigration requests for Afghans after National Guard shooting
The alleged gunman in the Washington shooting is an Afghan national who entered the US in September 2021.
www.bbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Prima, Herr Trump hat schon reagiert!
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As a bass player, I’d just like to clarify that many of us are competent in basic maths.
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
As a bass player, I’d just like to clarify that many of us are competent in basic maths.
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Eine Frage an die Katzenbubble: unsere BKH Kater sind wirklich schnuffelig und sweet, aber es gibt Stimmen in der Familie (nicht ich!), die sagen, sie wären etwas dumm und ungeschickt. Heute zum Beispiel ist Balu mit seinen fast 6kg auf den Toaster geklettert und hat dabei die Taste runtergedrückt.
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Eine Frage an die Katzenbubble: unsere BKH Kater sind wirklich schnuffelig und sweet, aber es gibt Stimmen in der Familie (nicht ich!), die sagen, sie wären etwas dumm und ungeschickt. Heute zum Beispiel ist Balu mit seinen fast 6kg auf den Toaster geklettert und hat dabei die Taste runtergedrückt.
@cheriepriest.com how's this for an addition to your home? 👻
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
@cheriepriest.com how's this for an addition to your home? 👻
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I don't see how Tesla's Model 3 can survive if Benz can offer an alternative EV this cheap, with this kind of performance, on top of the 15% tariff that it's charged in the US.
Imagine what this model does to Tesla in Europe, where Benz pays no tariffs.
Imagine what this model does to Tesla in Europe, where Benz pays no tariffs.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don't see how Tesla's Model 3 can survive if Benz can offer an alternative EV this cheap, with this kind of performance, on top of the 15% tariff that it's charged in the US.
Imagine what this model does to Tesla in Europe, where Benz pays no tariffs.
Imagine what this model does to Tesla in Europe, where Benz pays no tariffs.