Don Sizemore
@donsizemore.bsky.social
sass, silliness, florid cynicism
funny how contracts apply to customers paying bills but not to companies providing services. just rolled 9 hours with no cell service.
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
funny how contracts apply to customers paying bills but not to companies providing services. just rolled 9 hours with no cell service.
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Elon seizing control of the US military by getting the government to voluntarily integrate it into a fake-AI network that actually just parrots his own personal directives is such a hilarious and fitting end to American empire
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Elon seizing control of the US military by getting the government to voluntarily integrate it into a fake-AI network that actually just parrots his own personal directives is such a hilarious and fitting end to American empire
every time I see Tillis' name, I respect him less. www.wral.com/news/nccapit...
NC lawmakers to focus on Trump’s cuts to SNAP, Medicaid
North Carolina lawmakers have asked county and state officials to report on how they’re implementing changes to Medicaid and federal food stamp programs ushered in by a sweeping tax-and-spending plan ...
www.wral.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:18 AM
every time I see Tillis' name, I respect him less. www.wral.com/news/nccapit...
my theme for 2026
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Heard It All Before - Funkatomic remix
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January 12, 2026 at 12:10 PM
my theme for 2026
open.spotify.com/track/37yMn9...
open.spotify.com/track/37yMn9...
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I have very few hopes for anyone who thought Trump sounded smart up to this point.
You know the thing where Musk seems smart until he starts talking about things you know about? Finance dudes are about to go through that with Trump.
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I have very few hopes for anyone who thought Trump sounded smart up to this point.
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Too late Tillis. Should have said all this shit before retirement.
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Too late Tillis. Should have said all this shit before retirement.
UNC School of Nursing seeks an AI/LLM developer, if you're okay being a temp: unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/311...
AI/LLM Developer/Engineer
The Center for Virtual Care Value and Excellence (ViVE), led by Dr. Saif Khairat, is seeking an AI/LLM Developer/Engineer to join our AI research team. This is an exciting opportunity to contribute to...
unc.peopleadmin.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:19 PM
UNC School of Nursing seeks an AI/LLM developer, if you're okay being a temp: unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/311...
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-Killed two people into MAGA star red carpet treatment
-Fumbles every bag he's given
-Dry milks his "brand" in everything from coffee to video games
-Raises hundreds of thousands to found Media Accountability Project (that does nothing)
-Has to joke about killing people again for Elon Musk scraps
-Fumbles every bag he's given
-Dry milks his "brand" in everything from coffee to video games
-Raises hundreds of thousands to found Media Accountability Project (that does nothing)
-Has to joke about killing people again for Elon Musk scraps
Kyle Rittenhouse was an honored guest at a 2024 gathering of Oregon Republican activists. This is the monstrously depraved tweet he sent tonight. These are the people who claim to be defending Christianity and “western civilization.”
January 9, 2026 at 7:34 AM
-Killed two people into MAGA star red carpet treatment
-Fumbles every bag he's given
-Dry milks his "brand" in everything from coffee to video games
-Raises hundreds of thousands to found Media Accountability Project (that does nothing)
-Has to joke about killing people again for Elon Musk scraps
-Fumbles every bag he's given
-Dry milks his "brand" in everything from coffee to video games
-Raises hundreds of thousands to found Media Accountability Project (that does nothing)
-Has to joke about killing people again for Elon Musk scraps
y'all look tillis is pullin a bolton www.wral.com/news/state/n...
'Sick of stupid': Tillis unloads on Stephen Miller over Greenland comments
U.S. Sen. Thom Tillis, a North Carolina Republican, called out the White House Deputy Chief of Staff.
www.wral.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:29 AM
y'all look tillis is pullin a bolton www.wral.com/news/state/n...
“well, she can walk her happy ass up the steps and look for herself”
“the next time she calls tell her you’re not doing her fucking job for her”
#thisiswhereiwork
“the next time she calls tell her you’re not doing her fucking job for her”
#thisiswhereiwork
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
“well, she can walk her happy ass up the steps and look for herself”
“the next time she calls tell her you’re not doing her fucking job for her”
#thisiswhereiwork
“the next time she calls tell her you’re not doing her fucking job for her”
#thisiswhereiwork
people can sure text me when they need something.
January 6, 2026 at 1:13 PM
people can sure text me when they need something.
yesterday my superiors told us, in nearly the same breath, that we have new performance goals to review yet no one will have their job descriptions updated/corrected, no one will get a raise and no one will get a cost of living adjustment. go, team!
January 6, 2026 at 10:29 AM
yesterday my superiors told us, in nearly the same breath, that we have new performance goals to review yet no one will have their job descriptions updated/corrected, no one will get a raise and no one will get a cost of living adjustment. go, team!
even organ music is affected: "due to the new tariffs DHL has suspended delivery of goods to the USA until further notice. See Deutschepost/DHL"
December 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
even organ music is affected: "due to the new tariffs DHL has suspended delivery of goods to the USA until further notice. See Deutschepost/DHL"
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
UNC-CH seeks Networking Analyst unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/311...
Networking Analyst - Advanced
This position is part of the Network Deployment team that is responsible for the installation, initial configuration, troubleshooting, and monitoring of a very large enterprise data network. Duties al...
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December 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
UNC-CH seeks Networking Analyst unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/311...
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Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
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Wearing my sweatpants with writing on the ass that say, “Juicy, but not in the good way.”
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Wearing my sweatpants with writing on the ass that say, “Juicy, but not in the good way.”
“I’m not a fan of some of the ships you do. I’m a very aesthetic person and I don’t like some of the ships you’re doing aesthetically,” Trump told an assemblage of military brass gathered at Quantico earlier this year. lite.cnn.com/2025/12/22/p...
President unveils new ‘Trump class’ fleet of battleships | CNN Politics
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December 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“I’m not a fan of some of the ships you do. I’m a very aesthetic person and I don’t like some of the ships you’re doing aesthetically,” Trump told an assemblage of military brass gathered at Quantico earlier this year. lite.cnn.com/2025/12/22/p...
"They both have husbands who also work as healthcare providers" should fairly well send most of their clients' southern sensibilities into a tail-spin.
December 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"They both have husbands who also work as healthcare providers" should fairly well send most of their clients' southern sensibilities into a tail-spin.
wow, Progressive! I can't wait to SAVE MORE MONEY!
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
wow, Progressive! I can't wait to SAVE MORE MONEY!
love it when someone interrupts me to talk over me, then trails off in mid-sentence, distracted by their phone.
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
love it when someone interrupts me to talk over me, then trails off in mid-sentence, distracted by their phone.
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Goals.
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Goals.
periodic reminder, if you're not using containers, to set max_user_namespaces to zero. access.redhat.com/security/cve...
cve-details
access.redhat.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
periodic reminder, if you're not using containers, to set max_user_namespaces to zero. access.redhat.com/security/cve...