I'm willing to bet salt is scarce too

Oh no! I would have chuckled at least :)

lol send em outside!

Does the New Yorker have a mouse in his pocket

tell ya what else. proportions are way off. you’ve got the stuffing and potatoes in some kinda fuckin ramekin, miles and miles of turkey breast, about a damn liter of green beans. god had no hand in this meal and even the devil couldn’t be bothered with it

*at all

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Gluey potatoes, dry shredded turkey, rock hard (not in a good way) crescent rolls, sauceless cheeseless macaroni. I'll bet the beans are either fibrous or mushy, no snap no flavor. Stuffing tastes like sage paste.