doctoryiff.bsky.social
@doctoryiff.bsky.social
i'm a woman and i'm not telling you anything else personal about me
Yeah man I don't think I'm really scared of the beer bellied MMA gym washouts who can't run a mile without having a coronary, hit a target that isn't two feet in front of them, navigate snow, or just stand in a doorway single file when trying to play real life SWAT 4.
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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what kind of traditional man who embodies the traditional virtues of masculinity complains that a woman glaring at him while driving a car made him bleed internally
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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whatever happened to traditional gender roles like "men who execute women by shooting them in the head three times are scum"
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Google Glass walked and fell down and failed so that Ray-Ban Meta could run and fall down and fail
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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you can safely assume that the driver of a giant oversized empty-bed grocery-getter is mentally equivalent to a toddler. i mean this quite literally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I am in a group chat with someone in this org and I will walk backwards into the gates of hell saying how much their workplace sucks shit at every opportunity
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
rip scott adams, he ate a dilberrito and shat himself to death
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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slowly beginning to think that AI psychosis is far more broad than we think, in that there are people who it doesn't drive *crazy* who see, say, a coding model create a UI for something and immediately extrapolate that it will be The Future of All Stuff
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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RIP to Scott Adams, creator of Garfield
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
cliffyb should have bullied tim sweeney a lot more (or at all)
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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The New Yorker has a profile of Marjorie Taylor Greene with the headline The Notorious MTG and I'm going to need a permanent moratorium on nicknaming racist white women after Biggie
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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"canada is the bastion of sound governance-" "america A can make us truly-" sorry but it's cooked. it's going to be the brazilian century once the cia gets its boot off that continent
January 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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you can get estrogel and a pizza in mexico delivered and i was reminded that "hrt otc" in the anglosphere is a situation where we are sad regressive regimes catching up to the rest of the free world & the mandate of democratic republicanism in this hemisphere lies not w the US but with latin america
January 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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i actually think it's pretty significant that "wine moms" as a concept has flipped sides. it was pretty solidly maga not too long ago wasn't it?
Ladies you “Zumba-ed” too hard!
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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"shitting on ai makes you sound like a Luddite" oh okay, thank you! Luddites were cool as hell
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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when you become too important at your job #AGDQ2026
January 11, 2026 at 7:15 AM
little did I know when I was bored and had memorized kings quest six because I only had like ten games that I, doctor yiff, would totally invent speedrunning
January 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
*sitting at a table reading the paper* I should start speedrunning
January 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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To those coming off of #AGDQ2026 who are looking for more speedrunning goodness, I have a Starter Pack for multiple marathons/events on Bsky here that you can follow. This list is constantly being updated so if there's an event I should add then feel free to let me know!

go.bsky.app/JJaRpbd
January 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
LLM likers are enacting an elaborate self-bimbofication kink and making us all deal with the consequences, in this essay i will
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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ai is just digital cocaine. all the feeling of productivity none of the drawbacks of actually being productive.
January 11, 2026 at 7:49 AM