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Daniel
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geek | jock | fairy
One thing I didn’t appreciate as a kid about the Wet Bandits… they said they’d show up at 9 and then they actually did. They may be criminals but they’re punctual!
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December 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The mum from Home Alone is telling the guy at the counter she’ll hitchhike from their runway or sell her soul to the devil himself to get home….

But will she turn around and rent a car from that desk behind her? No.
December 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every single time I watch The Grinch, I am completely obsessulated by Martha May Whovier.

What an absolute icon.

“Hhiiii”
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December 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Is there a way to tell @netflix.com I do not, and won’t ever, give two figs about the NFL or boxing, or in fact any sport? I especially don’t want it pushed as a feature title.

You have *so much* data on my viewing habits, NONE of it is sport. Show me whodunnits, sitcoms, horrors and fun 00s films.
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December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I love that Benoit Blanc is more of an iconic role for Daniel Craig than James Bond
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December 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I think one of the best indicators for becoming an adult is when people stop asking you "are you looking forward to Christmas?" and start asking "are you ready for Christmas?".

I do not remember the last time someone asked me if I'm looking forward to it.
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Yes, yes. That meeting could have been an email. We know. But, more importantly, that YT video should have been a blog post.
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Fuck Nessarose.
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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If you haven't watched riot women yet, get a wiggle on. It's a real treat
Riot Women Unplugged: The Real Story Behind Sally Wainwright's New BBC Show | BAFTA
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November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm 4 episodes into Riot Women on BBC (go watch it) and 1) it's brilliant. I love it. I love these women.

2) I really hope that arsehole copper gets his comeuppance. What a prick.
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
2FA will be the death of me.
October 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I’ve just seen Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein and it was incredible. Best film I’ve seen in ages.

It’s coming to Netflix next month but if you can, go see it in the cinema. It deserves the big screen.
October 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
60-90 minute physically demanding workout? Energising, invigorating, makes me feel good!

8 hours sat at a desk doing emails and spreadsheets? Draining, exhausting, makes me want all the sugar 😭😭😭
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October 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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It's so hard being queer and having a full time job. I just wanna make out with hot people and do cute things not WORK
October 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Doing my damndest to enjoy October despite being aware of facts and information.
October 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Me on my way to iPlayer now they’ve put all of Keeping Up Appearances back on there 🙌🏻
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October 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What’s everyone’s favourite Sunday afternoon movies? Looking for recommendations please 👀
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October 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Binging Agatha while doing some costumey bits this afternoon and honestly, Lilia’s episode…. Perfection.
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September 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Bullet points do *not* need full stops.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
September 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Rewatching Scream Queens, absolutely iconic, so camp, such fun!
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September 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I got a bit wet on my run this morning
September 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sunday Sweat 💦
September 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Someone in my Teams call just said "Who's Sharon?". I nearly spat out my cashews
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September 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Just what I needed it to be actually, for the vibes; objectively, there were a few things I’d change. Will be rewatching and I hope they continue with the other books
August 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM