confirmed cigarette
@philford.bsky.social
Just me and my cat 🐈
He/him
Ig: philford88
📍London, UK
He/him
Ig: philford88
📍London, UK
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Them: what are you up to this evening
Me:
Me:
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Them: what are you up to this evening
Me:
Me:
Amazing how seeing just one photo can send your own brain into a spiral 🫠
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Amazing how seeing just one photo can send your own brain into a spiral 🫠
The train station piano thing is so cringe sorry
Yes I hate nice things x
Yes I hate nice things x
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The train station piano thing is so cringe sorry
Yes I hate nice things x
Yes I hate nice things x
Not Zipcar 😭😭😭
a blue cartoon character is crying and saying `` i love her so much '' .
ALT: a blue cartoon character is crying and saying `` i love her so much '' .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Not Zipcar 😭😭😭
"I just tried to call"
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"I just tried to call"
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
Seeing you've been added to the close friends of another 🚬 who doesn't interact with you
peter griffin from family guy is wearing glasses
ALT: peter griffin from family guy is wearing glasses
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Seeing you've been added to the close friends of another 🚬 who doesn't interact with you
Coming out as a tinsel fan
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Coming out as a tinsel fan
Saw Pillion and it has put me in a foul mood (!?). I think I need to unpack this in therapy 💀
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Saw Pillion and it has put me in a foul mood (!?). I think I need to unpack this in therapy 💀
Like I'm glad it's sunny but when your living room is south facing it's really fucking annoying at this time of year. All I can see is dust and not much else through my squints.
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Like I'm glad it's sunny but when your living room is south facing it's really fucking annoying at this time of year. All I can see is dust and not much else through my squints.
Reposted by confirmed cigarette
Good morning, sunshine 🌄
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Good morning, sunshine 🌄
Good morning, sunshine 🌄
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Good morning, sunshine 🌄
Laura K being a bit unfair on Reeves. She's answering her questions and Laura is refusing to listen?
I don't like either of them but this feels a bit too much like an attack.
I don't like either of them but this feels a bit too much like an attack.
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Laura K being a bit unfair on Reeves. She's answering her questions and Laura is refusing to listen?
I don't like either of them but this feels a bit too much like an attack.
I don't like either of them but this feels a bit too much like an attack.
Reposted by confirmed cigarette
Sultana and Corbyn act like they were put together in a competition by Simon Cowell and now they're contractually obliged to go on tour
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sultana and Corbyn act like they were put together in a competition by Simon Cowell and now they're contractually obliged to go on tour
Goofin' about 😌
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Goofin' about 😌
Everyone at the park was taking pics of the sky 🌆
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Everyone at the park was taking pics of the sky 🌆
You can pinpoint the time I had a night sweat 🫠🫠🫠
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You can pinpoint the time I had a night sweat 🫠🫠🫠
I have this really annoying brain where I struggle to get to the gym but once I've been them I'm like I NEED TO GO AGAIN I NEED TO BE WORKOUT AND BE BIG AND STRONG AND SEXY AND DUMB
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I have this really annoying brain where I struggle to get to the gym but once I've been them I'm like I NEED TO GO AGAIN I NEED TO BE WORKOUT AND BE BIG AND STRONG AND SEXY AND DUMB
Friday therapy 💪🏻
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Friday therapy 💪🏻
Just accidentally booked some flights 🥺
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just accidentally booked some flights 🥺
I'm so tired of having meetings 😭
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm so tired of having meetings 😭
Woke up to an email to say my edibles place had gummies back in stock and they're already sold out 😵💫
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Woke up to an email to say my edibles place had gummies back in stock and they're already sold out 😵💫
Had an intense evening 🙂↕️
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Had an intense evening 🙂↕️
Kemi Badenoch comes across as a nasty person and nothing more
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Kemi Badenoch comes across as a nasty person and nothing more