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@philford.bsky.social
Just me and my cat 🐈
He/him
Ig: philford88
📍London, UK
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So hot I might die 🛀🏻
Cute photos from yesterday from @drwsplnd.com 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My friends: you should get therapy

My therapy:
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Sorry but Americans need to stop using "pounds" as a weight measurement. The only pounds I wanna hear are the ones I'm getting from the back.
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You know when the bath is so hot you have to submerge yourself in stages?
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Not bad, for this dad 🏃🏻‍♂️

Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️

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November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Someone unlocked his scruff album and girls I don't know how he manages to carry that around all day 🫠🫠🫠
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm running 10k tomorrow for @positiveeast.bsky.social 🥹

It's gonna be chilly!

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November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My favourite programme is on 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Has anyone got a miele Boost CX1 Cat & Dog vacuum and if so what's it like xoxo
a blue cartoon character with big eyes and a hose coming out of it 's mouth
ALT: a blue cartoon character with big eyes and a hose coming out of it 's mouth
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November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Finally had my GP appointment about my cough (which hasn't cleared but isn't as bad) and she said I sounded clear but she'd refer me for an x-ray just in case 💀
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ok now do old people
69% of Britons would support the introduction of graduated driving licences, whereby new drivers would be restricted from driving in certain conditions, as a new campaign is launched by MPs and bereaved families in favour of them

Support: 69%
Oppose: 21%

yougov.co.uk/topics/trave...
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Mary Berry retire x
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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I love being gay 😮‍💨
January 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I just tried to magic eraser laundry out of my photo and WHAT THE FUCK 💀
July 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I just got advertised CONDOMS on Instagram.

Proof that the algorithm isn't that intelligent 💀
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Good morning 🌞
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Keir Starmer isn't special. Our landline got cut off loads because my parents hadn't paid the bill 😅
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
He's helping 😼
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Good morning 🌞
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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As monochrome as my mood #mcm
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
As monochrome as my mood #mcm
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I found out the cause of my depression and it's my job
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM