Divine Hag of the Ashes
@divinehagofashes.bsky.social
Books, cats, dogs, glitter, color, gutter jokes. Oh and SO MANY PLANTS
Bring back Dumb TVs and Cars 😤
Bring back Dumb TVs and Cars 😤
Pinned
Hahahahahaha yesssssssss. Definitely needs to be blocked but I had to test drive it. Simba is obviously so done with my shit but also completely accepted his fate 😂😂😂 highly recommend crocheting your cat a babushka.
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For everyone who's like "why are you telling us not to breastfeed bats, surely no one is doing that"
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I used to do wildlife rehab in a state where our primary rabies vector was bats.
One summer we had *two different incidents* where a Good Sam brought us an injured bat that they had been *letting crawl around on their bare chest* and feeding breastmilk.
One summer we had *two different incidents* where a Good Sam brought us an injured bat that they had been *letting crawl around on their bare chest* and feeding breastmilk.
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
For everyone who's like "why are you telling us not to breastfeed bats, surely no one is doing that"
bsky.app/profile/tric...
bsky.app/profile/tric...
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they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
Anti-Aging Injection Regrows Knee Cartilage and Prevents Arthritis
A treatment that blocks an age-related protein restored cartilage in aging and injured joints by reprogramming existing cells rather than using stem cells. Researchers at Stanford Medicine report that...
scitechdaily.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
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It is no longer my birthday! But it IS something almost even better, extending the celebration by another full twenty-four hours!
Today is my BOOK day!
Today is my BOOK day!
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
It is no longer my birthday! But it IS something almost even better, extending the celebration by another full twenty-four hours!
Today is my BOOK day!
Today is my BOOK day!
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The winner of the world’s fanciest poop prize goes to…
(a fruiting/reproducing slime mold has completely covered this snowshoe hare poop. NWT, Canada)
#myxo #fungifriends #slimemold
(a fruiting/reproducing slime mold has completely covered this snowshoe hare poop. NWT, Canada)
#myxo #fungifriends #slimemold
January 6, 2026 at 10:36 AM
The winner of the world’s fanciest poop prize goes to…
(a fruiting/reproducing slime mold has completely covered this snowshoe hare poop. NWT, Canada)
#myxo #fungifriends #slimemold
(a fruiting/reproducing slime mold has completely covered this snowshoe hare poop. NWT, Canada)
#myxo #fungifriends #slimemold
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Since posting this 2025 year-long keogram, there have been quite a few questions asking how it was created and what is visible. In this thread I'll try to explain how it all works.
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Since posting this 2025 year-long keogram, there have been quite a few questions asking how it was created and what is visible. In this thread I'll try to explain how it all works.
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Happy new year! My all sky camera imaged the sky every 15 seconds and this picture shows what happened in the sky in 2025. It shows the length of the night and day with the hourglass shape, the monthly lunar cycle with the diagonal bands, the elevation of the Sun at local noon, and lots of clouds.
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Happy new year! My all sky camera imaged the sky every 15 seconds and this picture shows what happened in the sky in 2025. It shows the length of the night and day with the hourglass shape, the monthly lunar cycle with the diagonal bands, the elevation of the Sun at local noon, and lots of clouds.
I am obsessed with reading autobios of various neurodivergent folk. I love reading and thinking about how other's brains work, both because it helps me figure out more about how my own brain works and just for my own curiosity!
Also slime mold, space in general, houseplants, and prion diseases.
Also slime mold, space in general, houseplants, and prion diseases.
u heard sharon, everyone post about their esoteric interests right fucking now. for the good of the community, we need to be hyperfixationmaxxing.
i think this site really needs to figure out how to grow the non-politics verticals (the baseball moment was a good thing!) because i suspect a lot of the bad clusters come out of the political clusters driving 95% of ENG-lang posts
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I am obsessed with reading autobios of various neurodivergent folk. I love reading and thinking about how other's brains work, both because it helps me figure out more about how my own brain works and just for my own curiosity!
Also slime mold, space in general, houseplants, and prion diseases.
Also slime mold, space in general, houseplants, and prion diseases.
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29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
January 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
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I don't talk about the fic I read much, for many reasons, but hey everyone wanting a lesbian Heated Rivalry go read Run At The Cup, an incredible novel-length Hockey AU Cait/Vi fic that is so good I saved a back-up copy on one of my hard drives in case it ever gets taken down
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I don't talk about the fic I read much, for many reasons, but hey everyone wanting a lesbian Heated Rivalry go read Run At The Cup, an incredible novel-length Hockey AU Cait/Vi fic that is so good I saved a back-up copy on one of my hard drives in case it ever gets taken down
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"how dare you think i'm weird for-" it's fine man, relax. a lot of common things are weird to other people. you'll be okay. weird isn't a moral quality. nobody is making it illegal to goon. take some deep breaths.
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
"how dare you think i'm weird for-" it's fine man, relax. a lot of common things are weird to other people. you'll be okay. weird isn't a moral quality. nobody is making it illegal to goon. take some deep breaths.
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
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Jason Mendoza would have loved this guy and I can think of no higher compliment for a Jags quarterback
I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Jason Mendoza would have loved this guy and I can think of no higher compliment for a Jags quarterback
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Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
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“WHAT, YOU JUST FOUND OUT THIS IS BAD?”
No, I did not. But perhaps it’s good to keep saying bad things are bad rather just accepting them as part of some sort of back-patting edge lord nihilism
No, I did not. But perhaps it’s good to keep saying bad things are bad rather just accepting them as part of some sort of back-patting edge lord nihilism
Saying "wow youre just now learning this is bad?" is obnoxious pedantry regardless of the political framework behind it, sorry.
January 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
“WHAT, YOU JUST FOUND OUT THIS IS BAD?”
No, I did not. But perhaps it’s good to keep saying bad things are bad rather just accepting them as part of some sort of back-patting edge lord nihilism
No, I did not. But perhaps it’s good to keep saying bad things are bad rather just accepting them as part of some sort of back-patting edge lord nihilism
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Happy 2026!
I haven't posted in three weeks due to extensive traveling for the holidays
#Aurora
#photography #naturephotography #nature #scape #landscapephotography #thewildimages
I haven't posted in three weeks due to extensive traveling for the holidays
#Aurora
#photography #naturephotography #nature #scape #landscapephotography #thewildimages
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Happy 2026!
I haven't posted in three weeks due to extensive traveling for the holidays
#Aurora
#photography #naturephotography #nature #scape #landscapephotography #thewildimages
I haven't posted in three weeks due to extensive traveling for the holidays
#Aurora
#photography #naturephotography #nature #scape #landscapephotography #thewildimages
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Javier, our CEO, hopes your holiday break was everything you needed it to be. It is understandable if you need a bit more time to get reacclimated this morning. He hopes 2026 brings you love, happiness, and plenty of good dogs. He is comfortable handling that last one ❤️
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Javier, our CEO, hopes your holiday break was everything you needed it to be. It is understandable if you need a bit more time to get reacclimated this morning. He hopes 2026 brings you love, happiness, and plenty of good dogs. He is comfortable handling that last one ❤️
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Complimented McDonald’s lady on her nails and she lit up
Give someone a random compliment today
We can’t fix the world, but we can maybe be kind to each other
Give someone a random compliment today
We can’t fix the world, but we can maybe be kind to each other
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Complimented McDonald’s lady on her nails and she lit up
Give someone a random compliment today
We can’t fix the world, but we can maybe be kind to each other
Give someone a random compliment today
We can’t fix the world, but we can maybe be kind to each other
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The first two hours this morning
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Incels can’t get even AI to want them lmao
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Incels can’t get even AI to want them lmao
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Instead check out @zeteo.com @propublica.org @flaminghydra.com @404media.co @wired.com @marisakabas.bsky.social and the like.
If you've got an independent site or individual journalist you love, add them to the replies here.
If you've got an independent site or individual journalist you love, add them to the replies here.
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Instead check out @zeteo.com @propublica.org @flaminghydra.com @404media.co @wired.com @marisakabas.bsky.social and the like.
If you've got an independent site or individual journalist you love, add them to the replies here.
If you've got an independent site or individual journalist you love, add them to the replies here.
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billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
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just found a very important video
January 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
just found a very important video
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every time you hit post the computer feels pain
January 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
every time you hit post the computer feels pain
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all new cars should be required to have buttons included
apparently i am doing this wrong. here is buttons
January 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
all new cars should be required to have buttons included