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Divine Hag of the Ashes
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Books, cats, dogs, glitter, color, gutter jokes. Oh and SO MANY PLANTS

Bring back Dumb TVs and Cars 😤
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Hahahahahaha yesssssssss. Definitely needs to be blocked but I had to test drive it. Simba is obviously so done with my shit but also completely accepted his fate 😂😂😂 highly recommend crocheting your cat a babushka.
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I’m officially kink shaming sexy cop roleplay from now on we have to fight this war on all fronts

Unfortunately this also means Chun-li

Security Guard is still OK but don’t get too specific

Also no wardens except perhaps that sexy one from Prison School as it does not depict the carceral state
January 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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I'M fucking older than dhs by a couple decades, i existed before it and christ willing i'll live long enough to see it become a shameful chapter in the history books. fuck this, man
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Human brains feed off of negativity. Negative thoughts are easily digested and play in a loop in your mind all of the time. The reality, however, is that there is also A LOT OF GOOD happening every single minute. You have to do more work to pay attention to the good but it's worth it.
January 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Vaccines save lives.

That’s it. That’s the post.
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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We are saddened and disappointed at Ubisoft’s announcement to close their Halifax studio just weeks after their video game workers collectively formed a union with CWA Canada Local 30111.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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I love Snorse
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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Oh my god STOP PUTTING AI IN EVERYTHING it is bad for us, it is bad for the world, it is also just BAD AT THE JOB YOU GIVE IT jesus fucking christ
The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 7, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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If I ever have another stroke, it's gonna be super awesome to shop around for the best surgery and ICU package deals before I commit to any care.
BARTIROMO: What is the GOP's healthcare plan?

RICK SCOTT: Many times you can buy it way cheaper by just going directly to a doctor or a hospital or surgery center rather than going through the insurance product. Let them buy their own insurance.
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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Every country needs to be following Finland's lead here. Media literary skills are going to be crucially important in the age of AI, where knowing what's real and what's not is going to be increasingly difficult

apnews.com/article/fake...
Finnish children learn media literacy at 3 years old. It's protection against Russian propaganda
Finland has been fighting fake news by teaching media literacy to children as young as 3. The Nordic nation includes this in its national curriculum to help citizens recognize disinformation, especial...
apnews.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:50 AM
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Oh and specifically for physical game stores: if no women are coming to your events it's because of a dude either playing or working there

I've lived in the most rural fucking small population towns that had women for FNM, if your store has zero women it's not because none like magic
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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You can make a community more inclusive by kicking people out! Welcome to paradoxical social dynamics! Thank you for following this thread, please share it with whoever needs to see it.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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In short, every shithead you don't ban costs you ten other customers.

"A [potentially regular] customer doesn't say anything but never comes back" doesn't register with you as An Event the way that kicking someone out (temporarily or permanently) does, so it's extremely easy to miss it.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Synopsis: You need to kick more people out.

You will actually have a larger base of customers/attendees if you kick more people out. You will make more money. I am dead serious.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning.

After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
January 7, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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🦀
January 4, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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Looks like a moving pebble…
but it’s actually a tiny crab 🦀三
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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Meet Casper, my Ghost mantis. Mantises are generally relaxed with humans. You could even say that Casper is a friendly ghost mantis. 👻😆

#naturephotography #nature #wildlife #macrophotography #macro #prayingmantis #insects #eastcoastkin #photography
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Through an ice window. Lichen, Rusavskia elegans. Northwest Territories, Canada. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM