Divine Hag of the Ashes
@divinehagofashes.bsky.social
Books, cats, dogs, glitter, color, gutter jokes. Oh and SO MANY PLANTS
Bring back Dumb TVs and Cars 😤
Bring back Dumb TVs and Cars 😤
Pinned
Hahahahahaha yesssssssss. Definitely needs to be blocked but I had to test drive it. Simba is obviously so done with my shit but also completely accepted his fate 😂😂😂 highly recommend crocheting your cat a babushka.
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it's funny when watching US movies or tv shows i used to be like "man, they sure do use food poisoning as a plot device *a lot* in america..."
then i learned their food poisoning statistics and it blew my mind. that's just how they live!
people DIE of food poisoning regularly in the US.
it's MAD.
then i learned their food poisoning statistics and it blew my mind. that's just how they live!
people DIE of food poisoning regularly in the US.
it's MAD.
Your fact of the day:
The US Center for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that one in six American citizens suffers a food-borne illness annually. In the UK, the figure is one in 132.
bylinetimes.com/2020/02/28/f...
The US Center for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that one in six American citizens suffers a food-borne illness annually. In the UK, the figure is one in 132.
bylinetimes.com/2020/02/28/f...
Fowl Play: How US Chicken Imports will Pollute Britain's Poor
Since joining the EU British food has gone from bog-awful to top-notch, but Otto English reveals how a US Trade deal will unravel 40 years of progress.
bylinetimes.com
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
it's funny when watching US movies or tv shows i used to be like "man, they sure do use food poisoning as a plot device *a lot* in america..."
then i learned their food poisoning statistics and it blew my mind. that's just how they live!
people DIE of food poisoning regularly in the US.
it's MAD.
then i learned their food poisoning statistics and it blew my mind. that's just how they live!
people DIE of food poisoning regularly in the US.
it's MAD.
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behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media
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Can’t pull the lever to stop the trolley. The trolley has rich people on it and it lets them go so fast!
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Can’t pull the lever to stop the trolley. The trolley has rich people on it and it lets them go so fast!
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if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
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January 2, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
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My Spiny Flower mantis and his wing buds. His next molt would produce fully developed adult wings.
#naturephotography #nature #macrophotography #macro #prayingmantis #mantis #insects #eastcoastkin #photography
#naturephotography #nature #macrophotography #macro #prayingmantis #mantis #insects #eastcoastkin #photography
January 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My Spiny Flower mantis and his wing buds. His next molt would produce fully developed adult wings.
#naturephotography #nature #macrophotography #macro #prayingmantis #mantis #insects #eastcoastkin #photography
#naturephotography #nature #macrophotography #macro #prayingmantis #mantis #insects #eastcoastkin #photography
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Well hellllooo there Spike! Fancy meeting you here. Plus a [email protected] a lovely 🦀 for ya.
@schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 890. #argentiniandeepseeps #CONICET #MarineLife
@schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 890. #argentiniandeepseeps #CONICET #MarineLife
January 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Well hellllooo there Spike! Fancy meeting you here. Plus a [email protected] a lovely 🦀 for ya.
@schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 890. #argentiniandeepseeps #CONICET #MarineLife
@schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 890. #argentiniandeepseeps #CONICET #MarineLife
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To the tune of "Cat's in the Cradle"
🎵 There's a goat in the bar at The Watermark 🎵
🎵 There's a goat in the bar at The Watermark 🎵
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
To the tune of "Cat's in the Cradle"
🎵 There's a goat in the bar at The Watermark 🎵
🎵 There's a goat in the bar at The Watermark 🎵
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If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
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I was anti-sex-pest, but then I heard a guy say busses should be free....
I was anti-sex-pest and anti-corrupt-Trump-collaborator but never said anything actively pro-Mamdani and his inaugural address sure leaves me comfortable with that.
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I was anti-sex-pest, but then I heard a guy say busses should be free....
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“Love is a ghost train rumbling through the darkness” - Counting Crows, ‘Ghost Train’
happen to catch one of those passing by while rumbling through the darkness myself during a light snow a few weeks ago.
happen to catch one of those passing by while rumbling through the darkness myself during a light snow a few weeks ago.
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
“Love is a ghost train rumbling through the darkness” - Counting Crows, ‘Ghost Train’
happen to catch one of those passing by while rumbling through the darkness myself during a light snow a few weeks ago.
happen to catch one of those passing by while rumbling through the darkness myself during a light snow a few weeks ago.
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When you dare the dog to show up in the human's bedroom for an ass-kicking, and she shows up
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
When you dare the dog to show up in the human's bedroom for an ass-kicking, and she shows up
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Hello. My name is Comet and I just spooked a skunk and it sprayed the backyard and now the art studio smells like skunk but I doesn’t get sprayed and I don’t chase the skunk so mom is giving me treats. ♥️
January 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Hello. My name is Comet and I just spooked a skunk and it sprayed the backyard and now the art studio smells like skunk but I doesn’t get sprayed and I don’t chase the skunk so mom is giving me treats. ♥️
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
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you know how tattoo artists will do free cover-up work on people who left hate groups and no longer want that shit on their bodies? that but me teaching women who quit the MAGA cult how to stop doing the maralago makeup
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
you know how tattoo artists will do free cover-up work on people who left hate groups and no longer want that shit on their bodies? that but me teaching women who quit the MAGA cult how to stop doing the maralago makeup
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Coyote on the shore - taken in September when I stumbled across the pack while kayaking at sunrise. This was one of my favourite moments of 2025. #mammals 🌿
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Coyote on the shore - taken in September when I stumbled across the pack while kayaking at sunrise. This was one of my favourite moments of 2025. #mammals 🌿
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This brainrot is more responsible for the rise of authoritarianism in the US than any of the wokeness it will not shut up about
January 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
This brainrot is more responsible for the rise of authoritarianism in the US than any of the wokeness it will not shut up about