Robert Alize
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Robert Alize
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Important: I have changed my profile picture.

I hold many professional credentials regarding learning and achieving mental peace, and I refuse to apply any such knowledge to myself. Consequently, I am empty of mind and mentally unmoored.
Pinned
Most of my time online is trying to recreate the magic of being in an incredibly active IRC channel at 3am, and so I have followed p. much anyone that vaguely looked familiar in the hopes my feed will zip around and I'll never understand context behind beefs or lore.
The world is your sheriff's oyster
April 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Talking to your parents on painkillers or benzos is one of life's purer joys
January 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is extremely true, I'm not bi, straight, or gay. I'm hetairasexual, or more accurately, meretrisexual
bimbo is a distinct gender
January 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My conspiracy theory is that predictive programming isn't real, Trump just saw limitless and thought it would be cool to also get shot in the ear.
December 17, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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People say the master’s tricknology will never dismantle the master’s house, but has anybody tried it?
December 10, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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In case you didn't know, librarians are educated professionals with a master's degree and don't just willy nilly buy any old books for their libraries.
December 8, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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Naltrexone and Campral helped me a lot during early sobriety, I'm really glad my doctor knew to prescribe them.
November 30, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 2:27 PM
VBA is underrated imo
November 29, 2024 at 2:59 AM
This is what I assume people are seeing when they say Adam Driver is hot
Periodic reminder that Jim Varney could have seduced your mom, and probably your dad. Ernest Goes to Poundtown
November 29, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I swear this fucking cat can tell when I get some momentum going and am getting work done and choose exactly then to not let me have moment's peace.
November 29, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Honestly the heroin is the first RFK thing that makes me really want him in office. More unrepentant regular drug users please.
November 28, 2024 at 6:03 PM
At some point I'm going to have to accept that i can function fine in life just not addressing basic life tasks, but until then I'm going to feel like I'm not succeeding until dishes are done regardless of what else i make happen
November 28, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Is Dr. Blanchard just not as well known as my social circles made me think he is? It's been a week and I can't stop thinking about being a normal therapist and not changing your name.
November 28, 2024 at 3:49 AM
But why does this borrow so heavily from Passover?
HAPPY HANKSGIVING EVE
November 28, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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I’ve been training this robot on Bluesky posts for the past two years and it just killed a cop in Minneapolis does anyone know a good lawyer
November 28, 2024 at 2:30 AM
This guy's gotta know right? Is he trying to reclaim his name? I did a double take seeing this poster taped on the wall.
November 25, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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forgot abt the 60 second time limit on videos on here lol my bad
#koalasampler
November 22, 2024 at 3:06 PM
My cat barely ever enjoys cat food, let alone human food, but the little aesthete just snatched a strip of turron yema tostada from my hand like it was money owed. He won't even eat temptations out of my hand and those are his favorite.
November 22, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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Another TDOR without Mira. Raise hell for her and all the bitches still out here who need our love, support, and fucking money.
November 20, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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no im not back, just being nosy
November 19, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Idk why but i've never really visualized "dayroom"
why’s this sorta the vibe here
November 19, 2024 at 5:45 AM
How in the world did Taylor gain brand traction with "Coney Island". I cannot think of a place that is less aligned with her.
November 19, 2024 at 3:42 AM