Turk E. Schonert
@officialjplosman.bsky.social
Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman
And with one almighty lightning strike
The Great Lake rose up behind
Said, "Baby, you best turn around"
He/him | Buffalo
And with one almighty lightning strike
The Great Lake rose up behind
Said, "Baby, you best turn around"
He/him | Buffalo
I dislike the new york giants with some intensity but I still love to see them move the ball against the loathsome new england patriots
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I dislike the new york giants with some intensity but I still love to see them move the ball against the loathsome new england patriots
I think discriminating against right-wing viewpoints is a positive good. If we’d done a lot more of that 70ish years ago maybe the country wouldn’t have become the hellhole it is now.
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I think discriminating against right-wing viewpoints is a positive good. If we’d done a lot more of that 70ish years ago maybe the country wouldn’t have become the hellhole it is now.
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What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
Welcome back, Keon
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Welcome back, Keon
It rocks that the Bills have been trying to make a Josh Allen offense that sucks shit just to prove we could as a fun experiment. I’m not mad at all actually
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It rocks that the Bills have been trying to make a Josh Allen offense that sucks shit just to prove we could as a fun experiment. I’m not mad at all actually
Coward shit that will cost us the game at this rate
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Coward shit that will cost us the game at this rate
Bullshit no-call to please the home crowd in pittsburgh
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Bullshit no-call to please the home crowd in pittsburgh
Instead of this tired reaganite “no ceiling” bullshit I think the democrats would do well to embrace bold new ideas like “bring back crucifixion for white collar crimes”
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Instead of this tired reaganite “no ceiling” bullshit I think the democrats would do well to embrace bold new ideas like “bring back crucifixion for white collar crimes”
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Wow just heard about what they did in Philly last night and unfollowing now. I understand that everybody had their own opinions of the Chicken Man but that house never did anything to you
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Wow just heard about what they did in Philly last night and unfollowing now. I understand that everybody had their own opinions of the Chicken Man but that house never did anything to you
Tehoka Nanticoke is scoring goals and you want me to talk about the Sabres and the atlantic coast conference instead?
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Tehoka Nanticoke is scoring goals and you want me to talk about the Sabres and the atlantic coast conference instead?
Guy who unsuccessfully tried to befriend gru from the despicable me movies:
I am an ally. I am a damn good ally. But they want minions. I suck as a minion.
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Guy who unsuccessfully tried to befriend gru from the despicable me movies:
It’ll be darkly funny to watch the people who see all russians as subhuman orcs because their shitty right-wing government started an illegal war trip over themselves to rally round the flag when our own subhuman orc of a shitty right-wing president starts an illegal war with even less justification
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It’ll be darkly funny to watch the people who see all russians as subhuman orcs because their shitty right-wing government started an illegal war trip over themselves to rally round the flag when our own subhuman orc of a shitty right-wing president starts an illegal war with even less justification
I simply do not think we should respond to a cia-trained former child assassin shooting a couple illegally deployed national guard by illegally deploying troops to another country and having the cia train more child assassins there. Seems like a bad idea!
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I simply do not think we should respond to a cia-trained former child assassin shooting a couple illegally deployed national guard by illegally deploying troops to another country and having the cia train more child assassins there. Seems like a bad idea!
I get that I am aging into the target demographic but I promise you nobody on earth wants to hear more imagine dragons than they already have. I am asking you as a human being to please leave that shit in 2012
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I get that I am aging into the target demographic but I promise you nobody on earth wants to hear more imagine dragons than they already have. I am asking you as a human being to please leave that shit in 2012
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I mean, one is forced to agree that conservative European whites have indeed proven incompatible with civilization. And as this awful country fails, the fleeing refuse like Miller will try to recreate the conditions of this broken land elsewhere.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I mean, one is forced to agree that conservative European whites have indeed proven incompatible with civilization. And as this awful country fails, the fleeing refuse like Miller will try to recreate the conditions of this broken land elsewhere.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
My cousin’s kinda-shitty husband brought his own can of white monster to thanksgiving lmfao
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My cousin’s kinda-shitty husband brought his own can of white monster to thanksgiving lmfao
More like Isaiah Unlikely am i right
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
More like Isaiah Unlikely am i right
I don’t really love post malone getting a second genre tbh
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I don’t really love post malone getting a second genre tbh
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I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
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Every year Thanksgiving devolves into a huge argument between the family members that think Tom Bombadil is a superfluous tangent and those shouting he’s essential LOTR worldbuilding
November 25, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Every year Thanksgiving devolves into a huge argument between the family members that think Tom Bombadil is a superfluous tangent and those shouting he’s essential LOTR worldbuilding
Interesting choice from bill to recommend jeffrey epstein’s birthday book five separate times
Billionaire Bill Gates says he hopes these five reads “spark your curiosity.”
Here’s What Bill Gates Recommends You Read This Holiday Season
Billionaire Bill Gates says he hopes these five reads “spark your curiosity.”
www.forbes.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Interesting choice from bill to recommend jeffrey epstein’s birthday book five separate times