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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib

@officialjplosman.bsky.social

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Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman And with one almighty lightning strike The Great Lake rose up behind Said, "Baby, you best turn around" He/him | Buffalo

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 3h

Demons never die, they just move back to their home state

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 4h

Rouge members, huh? I always knew those 1 point plays in canadian football were up to no good

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 5h

Germany was a mistake

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 5h

I think about Evangelical Dad In Beijing so much

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 6h

I, for one, think it would be a good thing if the state forced companies to not give people lead poisoning. I do not believe a state of affairs where some shady company just gets to lead poison people can be accurately described as “freedom”

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 11h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 6h

Having a spine is considered VERY offensive in american culture

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 7h

Democratic Party Leadership reading this article and immediately redoubling their efforts to try and win these guys votes while scolding socialists for being Too Extreme.

Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 9h

One of the craziest stories I've seen in a long time. If you think Trump and his administration are extreme and depraved, just wait until you learn about the young guns who are positioning themselves to take over the reigns in the next few decades

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 6h

“Everybody eats” simply does not work if there’s nobody that can hunt or shop or cook

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 7h

10000% comfortable trading the first round pick if that’s what it takes to get a decent wr or db in the building. If we don’t trade it we’ll just take another defensive player who either sucks or gets hurt right away anyway

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Sean McDermott should give me his rec specs, I would frolf the shot out of them with a courage alien to Mr. Head Football Coach

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Josh is not his usual self this is bad

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Josh is holding onto the ball for way too long man gotta be more decisive

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Whomst could say

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Josh isn’t trusting himself. He needs to do either a lot more or a lot less drugs than he currently is. Current balance isn’t working for him anymore

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Bishop with the big missed tackle I think?

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

The worst part about bluesky is the type of person who won’t stop congratulating themselves for being here. We all just moved our posting addictions to a new app that’s also run by libertarian technofascist freaks, it’s not as deep as some people want it to be

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, republicans like to pretend that democrats are much cooler than they are. Literally all the time, for decades at this point. Try to keep up.

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Lunch/Counter/Punch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 3d

The liberal elite delusion that police are broadly on the side of truth and justice has put us all in existential danger.

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

You’re either really dumb or really mendacious and it’s not a good use of my time determining which of those is the case. I’d tell you to have a nice day but I won’t because I don’t mean it.

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Biden was lying about all that stuff because he’s a bloodthirsty racist who supports the israeli project of exterminating people he sees as undesirable. Simple as.

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

You’ll say this about any link anybody gives you, because you aren’t arguing in good faith. All of these events are part of a months-long pattern. You just want to stick your head in the sand and pretend you and your heroes aren’t genocidal freaks who want what’s worst for the human species.

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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol · 1d

Bills by 46 points today btw

Instagram post from the Bills celebrating indigenous peoples day

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

The part where he condemned protestors for opposing his emotional support genocidal ethnostate. It’s really not hard. Biden was and is an evil man who believed and believes evil things.

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Ok here’s one of the hundreds of available sources for joe’s months-long saturnalia of oppressions that everybody who didn’t have their head four feet up their own asshole saw at the time. If you were arguing in good faith and not just an ignorant partisan shill you’d already know about this

Biden denounced 'chaos' when speaking on student protests

President Biden broke his silence on student protests that have roiled college campuses, denouncing "chaos" and antisemitism and saying the protests were not affecting his policy on the Middle East.

www.npr.org

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

That did happen. The entire spring of 2024. You’re the liar here and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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