while you gluttons will be stuffing your faces with disgusting pumpkin pie, i will be stuffing my BRAIN with KNOWLEDGE.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
while you gluttons will be stuffing your faces with disgusting pumpkin pie, i will be stuffing my BRAIN with KNOWLEDGE.
I have been told that attempting the below is “foolish” and “time consuming” and “will dominate someone else’s kitchen”
Let dudes have fun
Let dudes have fun
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have been told that attempting the below is “foolish” and “time consuming” and “will dominate someone else’s kitchen”
Let dudes have fun
Let dudes have fun
I fucken knew it
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I fucken knew it
ok lets recap
pumpkin pie - ass flavored ass
cranberry sauce - vile slop
turkey - mids
stuffing - elite
mash potats - god tier (but skins or lumps get you executed)
gravy - bathe me in it
green bean casserole - nobody cares
pumpkin pie - ass flavored ass
cranberry sauce - vile slop
turkey - mids
stuffing - elite
mash potats - god tier (but skins or lumps get you executed)
gravy - bathe me in it
green bean casserole - nobody cares
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ok lets recap
pumpkin pie - ass flavored ass
cranberry sauce - vile slop
turkey - mids
stuffing - elite
mash potats - god tier (but skins or lumps get you executed)
gravy - bathe me in it
green bean casserole - nobody cares
pumpkin pie - ass flavored ass
cranberry sauce - vile slop
turkey - mids
stuffing - elite
mash potats - god tier (but skins or lumps get you executed)
gravy - bathe me in it
green bean casserole - nobody cares
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When someone tries to flex their stats on me (an elite stat haver)
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
When someone tries to flex their stats on me (an elite stat haver)
Going on a solo run to the grocery store for milk after putting the kids to bed
a man with a beard is driving a car with his arm out the window .
ALT: a man with a beard is driving a car with his arm out the window .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Going on a solo run to the grocery store for milk after putting the kids to bed
“Graphic design is my passion”
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“Graphic design is my passion”
Code switching like Hammurabi
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Code switching like Hammurabi
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So just what were those strange sex acts that RFK Jr. was describing in his poems? Ross Douthat and Bret Stephens drop by to explain.
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
So just what were those strange sex acts that RFK Jr. was describing in his poems? Ross Douthat and Bret Stephens drop by to explain.
My 23 year old coworker just told me how much money he makes on the weekend selling Pokémon cards at card shows in hotel ballrooms and I almost fainted.
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My 23 year old coworker just told me how much money he makes on the weekend selling Pokémon cards at card shows in hotel ballrooms and I almost fainted.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Pumpkin pie is ass. There is nothing you can do to make it not ass. If you bring a pumpkin pie to dinner, you are ass.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Pumpkin pie is ass. There is nothing you can do to make it not ass. If you bring a pumpkin pie to dinner, you are ass.
Ice cloud in the mtns this morning
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ice cloud in the mtns this morning
Hangs out with a brocialist once
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Hangs out with a brocialist once
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Surprise Valley w/Warren Haynes on guitar and vocals
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Surprise Valley w/Warren Haynes on guitar and vocals
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Good Morning Little School Girl w/Warren Haynes on guitar and vocals
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Good Morning Little School Girl w/Warren Haynes on guitar and vocals
What’s the move?
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
What’s the move?
POV. You’re about to hear about the band Geese
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
POV. You’re about to hear about the band Geese
Mamdani reaching across the aisle better than any centrist could ever dream of us so fucking funny
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Mamdani reaching across the aisle better than any centrist could ever dream of us so fucking funny
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
I also like to get absolutely zooted before flying. Finally, a relatable politician.
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I also like to get absolutely zooted before flying. Finally, a relatable politician.