dilophosaurus
@dilophaux.bsky.social
Phthalo green colour of the year
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Don't let the Dead Internet kill your soul.
Ya que he llegado a un punto del proceso bariátrico en el que estoy en un peso "sano" para mí con apoyo médico más compasivo, resulta que vuelve la extrema delgadez y oootra vez el sistema dice que sigo sin ser suficiente. Pero ahora me la pela.
El sistema puede besarme la pancita primordial.
El sistema puede besarme la pancita primordial.
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ya que he llegado a un punto del proceso bariátrico en el que estoy en un peso "sano" para mí con apoyo médico más compasivo, resulta que vuelve la extrema delgadez y oootra vez el sistema dice que sigo sin ser suficiente. Pero ahora me la pela.
El sistema puede besarme la pancita primordial.
El sistema puede besarme la pancita primordial.
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A reminder this holiday season and always
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A reminder this holiday season and always
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tu foto en Tuenti de la graduacion en 4° de la ESO
lol
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
tu foto en Tuenti de la graduacion en 4° de la ESO
Hola, Homero. ¿Y tu alma gemela?
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hola, Homero. ¿Y tu alma gemela?
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Me jode que "vivir el presente" se considere estar súper social y haciendo mil cosas cuando igual lo que te apetece y con lo que disfrutarías el momento sería estando tumbada leyendo nunca dejéis que os quiten vuestro putísimo presente
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Me jode que "vivir el presente" se considere estar súper social y haciendo mil cosas cuando igual lo que te apetece y con lo que disfrutarías el momento sería estando tumbada leyendo nunca dejéis que os quiten vuestro putísimo presente
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remembering my favorite part of the beatles doc
December 7, 2024 at 11:50 PM
remembering my favorite part of the beatles doc
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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"My buddy Steve, who doesn't wash his ass and calls women 'females,' whose last steady job was cleaning the 7-Eleven hot dog machine and he got fired, can't get laid. Here's 4,000 words about why that's the fault of Susan, a constitutional lawyer/supermodel who rescues puppies in her spare time."
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"My buddy Steve, who doesn't wash his ass and calls women 'females,' whose last steady job was cleaning the 7-Eleven hot dog machine and he got fired, can't get laid. Here's 4,000 words about why that's the fault of Susan, a constitutional lawyer/supermodel who rescues puppies in her spare time."
>winning a Grammy and thanking Kelly Rowland
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
>winning a Grammy and thanking Kelly Rowland
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Morros mecos de 22 años que le hablan de usted a mujeres de 39 años, pero que les sale que tienen gustos de gente de 75 años en el Spotify Wrapped.
¿Quién es la señora ahora?
¿Quién es la señora ahora?
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Morros mecos de 22 años que le hablan de usted a mujeres de 39 años, pero que les sale que tienen gustos de gente de 75 años en el Spotify Wrapped.
¿Quién es la señora ahora?
¿Quién es la señora ahora?
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I'm so introverted I only listen to house music.
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm so introverted I only listen to house music.
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NEW HEADLINE POETRY SHOW IN LEICESTER.
8 DEC, 8PM, Get Mouthy at The Big Difference.
Love how this poster shows my two main moods.
Come see them live. I'll share old and new stuff right before I'm flying back to Mexico for Chrimbo.
8 DEC, 8PM, Get Mouthy at The Big Difference.
Love how this poster shows my two main moods.
Come see them live. I'll share old and new stuff right before I'm flying back to Mexico for Chrimbo.
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
NEW HEADLINE POETRY SHOW IN LEICESTER.
8 DEC, 8PM, Get Mouthy at The Big Difference.
Love how this poster shows my two main moods.
Come see them live. I'll share old and new stuff right before I'm flying back to Mexico for Chrimbo.
8 DEC, 8PM, Get Mouthy at The Big Difference.
Love how this poster shows my two main moods.
Come see them live. I'll share old and new stuff right before I'm flying back to Mexico for Chrimbo.
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yo cuando veo que la gata está pesando 6kgs
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
yo cuando veo que la gata está pesando 6kgs
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Tonight's Supermoon rising above the Great Pyramids of Giza. 🌕🔥
Go out and look up!
This particular image was captured using compressed lens which makes the objects further away appear bigger than they actually are compared to objects that are closer.
Go out and look up!
This particular image was captured using compressed lens which makes the objects further away appear bigger than they actually are compared to objects that are closer.
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Tonight's Supermoon rising above the Great Pyramids of Giza. 🌕🔥
Go out and look up!
This particular image was captured using compressed lens which makes the objects further away appear bigger than they actually are compared to objects that are closer.
Go out and look up!
This particular image was captured using compressed lens which makes the objects further away appear bigger than they actually are compared to objects that are closer.
>implying that chilenos hablan español
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
>implying that chilenos hablan español
Hablando de batos que sorprendentemente hablan español: soñé que me casaba con Paul Banks.
Era de último momento, y bajabamos varios pisos de un hotel en Riviera Maya.
Era de último momento, y bajabamos varios pisos de un hotel en Riviera Maya.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hablando de batos que sorprendentemente hablan español: soñé que me casaba con Paul Banks.
Era de último momento, y bajabamos varios pisos de un hotel en Riviera Maya.
Era de último momento, y bajabamos varios pisos de un hotel en Riviera Maya.
¡¿CHILENO?!
¡¿Sega Bodega es CHILENO?!
¡¿Sega Bodega es CHILENO?!
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
¡¿CHILENO?!
¡¿Sega Bodega es CHILENO?!
¡¿Sega Bodega es CHILENO?!
Welcome to the Phthalo Green Resistance.
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Welcome to the Phthalo Green Resistance.
Pantone 2025: dirty toilet.
Pantone 2026: clean toilet.
Pantone 2026: clean toilet.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Pantone 2025: dirty toilet.
Pantone 2026: clean toilet.
Pantone 2026: clean toilet.
Inception, but it's us getting into the dreams of Bad Bunny to convince him to remove all his music from Spotify and make a public statement about it at the Super Bowl.
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Inception, but it's us getting into the dreams of Bad Bunny to convince him to remove all his music from Spotify and make a public statement about it at the Super Bowl.