Eugenio Garza Sade
@chicxsinportico.bsky.social
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Banda, me jugué todo el Ghost of Tsushima en Kurosawa mode y en ningún momento salió:
Póster de Ikiru: una película de Akira Kurosawa
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
Yo: ay ojalá que a Nagata Kabi le esté yendo mejor

Nagata Kabi:
Portada de la nueva obra de Nagata Kabi: my wandering warrior eating disorder
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
Básicamente el tipo de persona que quieres con acceso al botón del fin del mundo
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
Creo que de todas las cosas sobre Trump la que más me causa ansiedad es que tiene la claridad de ser un agente del mal y que si existe un dios lo va a castigar
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Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
Me pregunto si tendrá que ver con que por enésima vez en el año Trump anunció que quiere renegociar el T-MEC
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Farmer: You do the tomato art for the new sign?

Artist: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Farmer: what
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La IA como producto está fracasando en casi todo menos en matar la curiosidad de la gente. Planeta mindundi
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No puedo creer que extraño la época del planking o de hacer Photoshops todo chotos donde escondías a slenderman en una foto vieja
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
Es como bien triste que ya ni los mames se hacen de manera artesanal, esperar a que salga la próxima cosa que hacer para pedirle a ChatGPT que lo haga por ti es el fin del internet
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There’s some trend going on of using the slop generators to recreate this, but we did it with a cheap costume and a phone. Not sure why people have to ask the slop machine.
My wife using an old orange landline phone on the bed next to some magazines and Polaroids and ghostface is in the background in the hallway. My wife is laying on their stomach supporting themselves with their arms and is wearing an orange top and has their legs crossed behind them. They have short purple hair. My friend Rylan is using the orange phone and pulling on the black cable of it with her left hand. She has a black top on and has long black hair. Ghost face is behind her in the hallway.
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rubyzone.net
There’s some trend going on of using the slop generators to recreate this, but we did it with a cheap costume and a phone. Not sure why people have to ask the slop machine.
My wife using an old orange landline phone on the bed next to some magazines and Polaroids and ghostface is in the background in the hallway. My wife is laying on their stomach supporting themselves with their arms and is wearing an orange top and has their legs crossed behind them. They have short purple hair. My friend Rylan is using the orange phone and pulling on the black cable of it with her left hand. She has a black top on and has long black hair. Ghost face is behind her in the hallway.
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
No sabes la cantidad de memes decoloniales con los que me he topado en Instagram, es como si la posibilidad de poder hacer posters sin esfuerzo les apagara parte del cerebro
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emeflores.bsky.social
Predigo que lxs izquierdistas que se dicen decoloniales o socialistas y usan IA van a seguir de pendejxs hasta que Claudia o Samuel o quien sea pongan bases de datos contaminantes en todo el país y ahi can a fingir que siempre estuvieron en contra de esa tecnología culera.
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pingodapinwin.bsky.social
Recordando cuando Lorena Herrera llevo strippers al Teletón
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
En Estados Unidos obligan a sus militares a endeudarse con tarjetas de crédito para poder comprar la despensa
Ese meme de Yeonmi Park
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
marcorinaldi.bsky.social
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
Bookseller article with the headline "New publisher Spines aims to 'disrupt' industry by using AI to publish 8,000 books in 2025 alone" 🤮🤮🤮
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Mi teoría es que ese wey tiene una mini lista de Epstein o algo porque de otra manera no entiendo por qué le siguen dando papeles en los que inevitablemente mata la franquicia
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La verdadera inclusión forzada es Jared Leto
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‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.