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@dijcrap.hates.lol
Labubu nuru guru. 👀’s reply guy. "Top s*x account" -Mebs. #DeckHead. Real💯 outcasty.
Sorry I’ve been up all night with my hands - slathered in raw and herbed butter - buried underneath a raw dead turkeys skin which I have yet to cook !!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sorry I’ve been up all night with my hands - slathered in raw and herbed butter - buried underneath a raw dead turkeys skin which I have yet to cook !!!
The ripcord I have tomorrow is KFC’s chicken pot pie and 17milli ice colds, so
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The ripcord I have tomorrow is KFC’s chicken pot pie and 17milli ice colds, so
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
#Mu’tardWeekLs, so
mustard on a chicken parm quesadilla is not great - I know this now
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
#Mu’tardWeekLs, so
Don’t fuck it up: cheese for dessert tomorrow!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Don’t fuck it up: cheese for dessert tomorrow!!
Reminder: if you see your friend doing ketamine at Friendsgiving no you didn’t
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Reminder: if you see your friend doing ketamine at Friendsgiving no you didn’t
I tell you what Chicago folks are a bunch of Pedialite guzzling drunks* but they KNOW how to BEEF!!
*jk
*jk
I give you the beef rib at Sanders BBQ in Berverly, Illinois. Diet coke for scale.🤤
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I tell you what Chicago folks are a bunch of Pedialite guzzling drunks* but they KNOW how to BEEF!!
*jk
*jk
I could pull the finest trim with this foam dome
A McDonald's Commander's Cap for $2.95 might be the best value for any product ever made.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I could pull the finest trim with this foam dome
Happy happy birthday Jen!! Love you. ♥️ @cuntypoopster.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Happy happy birthday Jen!! Love you. ♥️ @cuntypoopster.bsky.social
I’m calling balls and shafts here fam I mean strikes. I’m callin balls and strikes.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m calling balls and shafts here fam I mean strikes. I’m callin balls and strikes.
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There’s no demographic more afraid of its own collective shadow than middle-aged white upper middle class from Nassau County. They have no actual idea what they’re so afraid of and can never articulate it, but they must be able to drive to the epicenter of it (NYC) for free at all times.
Build the wall (around Nassau County) www.foxnews.com/politics/nyc...
NYC suburb makes major security move by city border after Mamdani victory: 'Talks like he's pro-criminal'
Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman said that he is directing cameras and security technology be installed along the New York City border in light of Zohran Mamdani's victory.
www.foxnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
There’s no demographic more afraid of its own collective shadow than middle-aged white upper middle class from Nassau County. They have no actual idea what they’re so afraid of and can never articulate it, but they must be able to drive to the epicenter of it (NYC) for free at all times.
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The New York Giants of politics
genuinely ASTOUNDING how badly the Dems played this, like world record unbeatable losing streak type beat, we will never see this level of choking again in our lifetimes, real hard work and dedication to step on this many rakes in a row, tirelessly fail-grinding, you WISH you could flop like this!!!
Trump expected to propose two-year ACA subsidy extension as deadline nears, report says reut.rs/4reC9xz
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The New York Giants of politics
🚨 the mods are asleep: post hole!
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
🚨 the mods are asleep: post hole!
True story: I've long referred to a dog's balls as "nuzzies"
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
True story: I've long referred to a dog's balls as "nuzzies"
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
let the soothing incantations of scroterock gently lash your prefrontal, my chile
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
let the soothing incantations of scroterock gently lash your prefrontal, my chile
And what of the eunuch monster and the multi queef?
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
And what of the eunuch monster and the multi queef?
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Excuse Me While I Felch
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Excuse Me While I Felch
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
That one’s gotta do numbers. Cmon hit the discover tab and soar my chile
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
That one’s gotta do numbers. Cmon hit the discover tab and soar my chile
*slithering onto the tl leaving a trail of warm mucus in my wake* gm
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
*slithering onto the tl leaving a trail of warm mucus in my wake* gm
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