im really enjoying this recent trend of beating the dog shit out of our rivals. its pretty fun
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
im really enjoying this recent trend of beating the dog shit out of our rivals. its pretty fun
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he was right to say it
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
he was right to say it
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This season of survivor has been so frustrating
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This season of survivor has been so frustrating
Absolutely wrecked
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Absolutely wrecked
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it's so fucking funny how the majority of corporate media will read this shit then continue interviewing his cabinet like "and how are we helping our farmers?" bro we have an 8-year-old in charge. what are we doing here
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
it's so fucking funny how the majority of corporate media will read this shit then continue interviewing his cabinet like "and how are we helping our farmers?" bro we have an 8-year-old in charge. what are we doing here
uh actually im not getting fat it's called a dirty bulk
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
uh actually im not getting fat it's called a dirty bulk
only 34 mins left for cards to preserve the shutout,i think we can do it
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
only 34 mins left for cards to preserve the shutout,i think we can do it
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WATCH: A nurse nearly blinded by a tear gas canister. Protesters trapped, struggling to breathe.
Under Trump 2.0, federal agents have routinely countered protesters using crowd control weapons and fired on people in ways that some experts say might be criminal.
With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social
Under Trump 2.0, federal agents have routinely countered protesters using crowd control weapons and fired on people in ways that some experts say might be criminal.
With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
WATCH: A nurse nearly blinded by a tear gas canister. Protesters trapped, struggling to breathe.
Under Trump 2.0, federal agents have routinely countered protesters using crowd control weapons and fired on people in ways that some experts say might be criminal.
With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social
Under Trump 2.0, federal agents have routinely countered protesters using crowd control weapons and fired on people in ways that some experts say might be criminal.
With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social
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Forty years ago, 90% of media outlets were spread across 50 companies.
Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market.
This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market.
This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Forty years ago, 90% of media outlets were spread across 50 companies.
Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market.
This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market.
This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
never feel more justified misanthropy than waiting in the school pickup line for my kids elementary school. the amount of reckless,selfish and downright stupid shit I've seen is insane
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
never feel more justified misanthropy than waiting in the school pickup line for my kids elementary school. the amount of reckless,selfish and downright stupid shit I've seen is insane
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
i am apparently stuck in the late 90s/early 2000s music wise
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i am apparently stuck in the late 90s/early 2000s music wise
Why in all the discussion about the weird playoff rules does no one suggest expanding beyond 12 teams. Seems like a much easier solution than whatever arbitrary thing we're doing now. CFB always has to add some element of fuckery into the mix
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Why in all the discussion about the weird playoff rules does no one suggest expanding beyond 12 teams. Seems like a much easier solution than whatever arbitrary thing we're doing now. CFB always has to add some element of fuckery into the mix
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There are now 2,900 billionaires, and they hold $15.8 trillion.
The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There are now 2,900 billionaires, and they hold $15.8 trillion.
The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
Lost 20lbs midway through 2025 only to gain it all back by the end of the year. Maybe next year's resolution will be to keep it off
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Lost 20lbs midway through 2025 only to gain it all back by the end of the year. Maybe next year's resolution will be to keep it off
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White House ratio'd by the smallest possible pop star.
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
White House ratio'd by the smallest possible pop star.
If Kentucky gets Will Stein I'm gonna vomit
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If Kentucky gets Will Stein I'm gonna vomit
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Perfect postgame post
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Perfect postgame post
LSU and interim coaches - name a better duo
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
LSU and interim coaches - name a better duo
Missing three RBs, our best WR and a hobbled QB, still get two 100 yd rushers and put up 41 pts. Defense played incredible and got the shutout. What a day. Go Cards!
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Missing three RBs, our best WR and a hobbled QB, still get two 100 yd rushers and put up 41 pts. Defense played incredible and got the shutout. What a day. Go Cards!
lmao boley threw the pick and got the penalty get owned dork
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
lmao boley threw the pick and got the penalty get owned dork
5 sacks in the first half lfg defense
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
5 sacks in the first half lfg defense