D.Fitz in the 406
@dfitz406.bsky.social
Real name Darla Fitzpatrick ☘️
Elder GenX. Lifelong Montanan with critical thinking skills.
Dem 🩵 but not too far left.
🥩🍗 Carnivore 🥓 🍖
Good at my comms job, mediocre at hobbies
Remember democracy? That was nice.
#FUCKTRUMP #FUCKMUSK #FUCKZUCK #RESIST
Elder GenX. Lifelong Montanan with critical thinking skills.
Dem 🩵 but not too far left.
🥩🍗 Carnivore 🥓 🍖
Good at my comms job, mediocre at hobbies
Remember democracy? That was nice.
#FUCKTRUMP #FUCKMUSK #FUCKZUCK #RESIST
Pinned
If you follow me, I might follow back if you appear to be a real person with something interesting to say
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That was fucking awesome. A celebration of workers and daily life. Revolutionary, even.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
That was fucking awesome. A celebration of workers and daily life. Revolutionary, even.
there's probably an orange stain on the front and a brown stain in the back
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
there's probably an orange stain on the front and a brown stain in the back
Rouvy is a Czech-based indoor cycling app that builds challenges for subscribers. Today's email had the subject line, "See the USA from a new perspective!" (which made me think, By leaving the country? Count me in!) I love the cheesy jab they took at our govt in the Everglades NP ride description
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Rouvy is a Czech-based indoor cycling app that builds challenges for subscribers. Today's email had the subject line, "See the USA from a new perspective!" (which made me think, By leaving the country? Count me in!) I love the cheesy jab they took at our govt in the Everglades NP ride description
History? Trump voters don't read no stinkin' history
History will likely teach the US had more to lose by abandoning our European allies than it ever had to gain from Donald Trump
January 21, 2026 at 1:48 PM
History? Trump voters don't read no stinkin' history
love me some Diedrich Bader
January 16, 2026 at 3:53 AM
love me some Diedrich Bader
I figure it's only a matter of time before Trump demolishes the Kennedy Center and builds a monster truck arena in its place
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I figure it's only a matter of time before Trump demolishes the Kennedy Center and builds a monster truck arena in its place
this
what if the cuban missile crisis, but really dumb
January 7, 2026 at 1:50 PM
this
Missoula Democratic smokejumper enters U.S. House race to unseat Rep. Zinke helenair.com/news/state-r...
Missoula Democratic smokejumper enters U.S. House race to unseat Rep. Zinke
Sam Forstag's Monday morning announcement was quickly followed by an endorsement from U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont.
helenair.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Missoula Democratic smokejumper enters U.S. House race to unseat Rep. Zinke helenair.com/news/state-r...
Same
I absolutely HATE it when Marjorie Taylor Greene makes sense.
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Same
and the people get to pull the counterweight
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
and the people get to pull the counterweight
BAAAHAHA - - exactly
Just go ahead and switch to Comic Sans
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
BAAAHAHA - - exactly
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Just go ahead and switch to Comic Sans
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just go ahead and switch to Comic Sans
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damn 😂
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
damn 😂
Anyone have a subscription to @inc.com or Fast Company? Do you find them to be dishonest & one of worst email spammers? Just recvd "thanks for renewing" email (w/no advance notice). Logged in; see my subscription is INACTIVE. Was charged 50% more than last year, yet can't access content. Great scam!
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Anyone have a subscription to @inc.com or Fast Company? Do you find them to be dishonest & one of worst email spammers? Just recvd "thanks for renewing" email (w/no advance notice). Logged in; see my subscription is INACTIVE. Was charged 50% more than last year, yet can't access content. Great scam!
This is so true it's almost painful
"Stuffing is wet bread with pieces of wet celery stuck to it. Everyone says they love it, but they never prepare it on any other day of the year. The majority of the other side dishes are factory-rejected baby food."
How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
To remind everyone how grateful we should be for all the readily available, appealing food that is easy to prepare and that everyone enjoys eating,...
buff.ly
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is so true it's almost painful
Ooh! Ooh! Is it a flannel-lined coffin?
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Ooh! Ooh! Is it a flannel-lined coffin?
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Miss Piggy responds
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Miss Piggy responds
someone mentioned the election results would make him stroke out 😂
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
someone mentioned the election results would make him stroke out 😂
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Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social.
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social.
"don't call us, we'll call you"
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"don't call us, we'll call you"
Gosh, @microsoft.com - it takes me a full 1/100th of a second to recognize these are phishing attempts. Is it too much to ask for Copilot to recognize the obvious patterns (something AI is supposed to be good at) and keep this shit out of my "Focused" inbox? JFC. Make your products actually useful
October 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Gosh, @microsoft.com - it takes me a full 1/100th of a second to recognize these are phishing attempts. Is it too much to ask for Copilot to recognize the obvious patterns (something AI is supposed to be good at) and keep this shit out of my "Focused" inbox? JFC. Make your products actually useful
Now that made me laugh
If there’s one thing we *know* the median MAGA voter was animated by when they voted for Trump in November 2024, it was the creation of more spaces for rich people to do ballroom dancing
October 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Now that made me laugh
Oh, well -- they'll have to tear the whole place down anyway to remove the stench of Donny Diaperload's rotting corpse
October 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh, well -- they'll have to tear the whole place down anyway to remove the stench of Donny Diaperload's rotting corpse