D.Fitz in the 406
@dfitz406.bsky.social
Real name Darla Fitzpatrick ☘️
Elder GenX. Lifelong Montanan with critical thinking skills.
Dem 🩵 but not too far left.
🥩🍗 Carnivore 🥓 🍖
Good at my comms job, mediocre at hobbies
Remember democracy? That was nice.
#FUCKTRUMP #FUCKMUSK #FUCKZUCK #RESIST
Elder GenX. Lifelong Montanan with critical thinking skills.
Dem 🩵 but not too far left.
🥩🍗 Carnivore 🥓 🍖
Good at my comms job, mediocre at hobbies
Remember democracy? That was nice.
#FUCKTRUMP #FUCKMUSK #FUCKZUCK #RESIST
Even wilder would be if Bondi or any of those clowns understood the Dow is not the economy
February 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Even wilder would be if Bondi or any of those clowns understood the Dow is not the economy
weird, because "catapult" and "outer space" are the words that come to mind every time I see his f-ing face
February 11, 2026 at 2:31 PM
weird, because "catapult" and "outer space" are the words that come to mind every time I see his f-ing face
No, undoubtedly they wrote this garbage ahead of time. He's probably too busy studying up for another cognitive test to watch either show
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
No, undoubtedly they wrote this garbage ahead of time. He's probably too busy studying up for another cognitive test to watch either show
Awww. How bout we send him some paper towels
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Awww. How bout we send him some paper towels
Oh, somebody throw them some paper towels
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Oh, somebody throw them some paper towels
I added the word "disgusting" in front of that phrase
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I added the word "disgusting" in front of that phrase
can't watch that clip without picturing a red dot on the back of his head
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 AM
can't watch that clip without picturing a red dot on the back of his head
I saw and posted the video and you're wrong that it portrayed the Obamas as gorillas. Actually it portrayed all liberals as animals, so it's fine
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I saw and posted the video and you're wrong that it portrayed the Obamas as gorillas. Actually it portrayed all liberals as animals, so it's fine
Thank you for flinging shit and then forcing one of your servants to clean it up. You're so polite
February 7, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Thank you for flinging shit and then forcing one of your servants to clean it up. You're so polite
I think "Fuck Trump" would be a great name for a female elephant in D.C.
February 4, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I think "Fuck Trump" would be a great name for a female elephant in D.C.
because there are people out there saying, You know what's really great? Being in hospice! Let's fake an illness so we can live there and get free hospital food, but only the bland, terrible food, because we're supposed to be dying, y'all
What a fucking dipshit
What a fucking dipshit
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
because there are people out there saying, You know what's really great? Being in hospice! Let's fake an illness so we can live there and get free hospital food, but only the bland, terrible food, because we're supposed to be dying, y'all
What a fucking dipshit
What a fucking dipshit
Has he been in close proximity to Trump in the last few days? Please say yes
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Has he been in close proximity to Trump in the last few days? Please say yes
Homan the Bitch is now thinking, Shit -- Vigilante justice! THAT'S IT! Aggrieved white guys only need encouragement, not paychecks, to clear streets and grocery stores and bars of brown people! GENIUS! What'll I do with all that ICE funding? I'm gonna need a bigger shopping bag, that's for sure
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Homan the Bitch is now thinking, Shit -- Vigilante justice! THAT'S IT! Aggrieved white guys only need encouragement, not paychecks, to clear streets and grocery stores and bars of brown people! GENIUS! What'll I do with all that ICE funding? I'm gonna need a bigger shopping bag, that's for sure
Yes, if only we made sure nobody could ride bikes and had to drive cars instead, and if only roads had as many cars on them as possible, there would be less conges..... Oh, wait
February 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Yes, if only we made sure nobody could ride bikes and had to drive cars instead, and if only roads had as many cars on them as possible, there would be less conges..... Oh, wait
"... because, believe me, we've tried!"
February 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
"... because, believe me, we've tried!"
He's such a p*ssy he wouldn't last 20 seconds if treated that way
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 AM
He's such a p*ssy he wouldn't last 20 seconds if treated that way
you spelled "attempts to destroy democracy" wrong
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 PM
you spelled "attempts to destroy democracy" wrong
they must really love lawsuits
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 AM
they must really love lawsuits
that guy has always bugged the shit out of me
January 28, 2026 at 7:03 AM
that guy has always bugged the shit out of me
He's not a goon.
More like a goonlet.
More like a goonlet.
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 AM
He's not a goon.
More like a goonlet.
More like a goonlet.
MAGA now rejecting the 2nd Amendment and eating their young. Next, a plague of locusts
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 PM
MAGA now rejecting the 2nd Amendment and eating their young. Next, a plague of locusts
now they're mad that Obama never came and took away people's guns, I guess 🤡
January 26, 2026 at 7:27 AM
now they're mad that Obama never came and took away people's guns, I guess 🤡