Destry B
@destry.bsky.social
Another idiot from Twitter.
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Destry B
@destry.bsky.social
· Sep 27
I read some of the Amelia Earhart files.
It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files.
It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files.
[ Spelling Bee ]
Me: Your word is gladiator.
Contestant: Can you use it in a sentence?
Me: The cannibal showed no remorse after eating the woman. In fact, he was gladiator.
Spelling bee judge: How did you get in here?
Me: Your word is gladiator.
Contestant: Can you use it in a sentence?
Me: The cannibal showed no remorse after eating the woman. In fact, he was gladiator.
Spelling bee judge: How did you get in here?
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
[ Spelling Bee ]
Me: Your word is gladiator.
Contestant: Can you use it in a sentence?
Me: The cannibal showed no remorse after eating the woman. In fact, he was gladiator.
Spelling bee judge: How did you get in here?
Me: Your word is gladiator.
Contestant: Can you use it in a sentence?
Me: The cannibal showed no remorse after eating the woman. In fact, he was gladiator.
Spelling bee judge: How did you get in here?
I have a new girlfriend. You don't know her. She went to a different psych ward.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I have a new girlfriend. You don't know her. She went to a different psych ward.
I was typing "Imagine Dragons is an example of pop rock " but I typed poop rock instead, and I think I was right the first time.
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I was typing "Imagine Dragons is an example of pop rock " but I typed poop rock instead, and I think I was right the first time.
Taken 3 should have been called Taken 2 part 2.
Or "Taken a Number Two" because it was awful.
Or "Taken a Number Two" because it was awful.
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Taken 3 should have been called Taken 2 part 2.
Or "Taken a Number Two" because it was awful.
Or "Taken a Number Two" because it was awful.
I'm an internet uninfluencer.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I'm an internet uninfluencer.
This is a @mardigroan.bsky.social appreciation post. If you aren't following him, then you should be.
He's a seriously funny, cool, and nice guy, which is a rarity these days.
He's a seriously funny, cool, and nice guy, which is a rarity these days.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is a @mardigroan.bsky.social appreciation post. If you aren't following him, then you should be.
He's a seriously funny, cool, and nice guy, which is a rarity these days.
He's a seriously funny, cool, and nice guy, which is a rarity these days.
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Russian agent: With which bird-watching group are you affiliated?
007: Bon. Audubon.
007: Bon. Audubon.
October 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Russian agent: With which bird-watching group are you affiliated?
007: Bon. Audubon.
007: Bon. Audubon.
You do have Medicare part A and B, correct?
No.
That's too bad. We'll call you back from a different number in about twenty seconds and ask you again.
No.
That's too bad. We'll call you back from a different number in about twenty seconds and ask you again.
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
You do have Medicare part A and B, correct?
No.
That's too bad. We'll call you back from a different number in about twenty seconds and ask you again.
No.
That's too bad. We'll call you back from a different number in about twenty seconds and ask you again.
Remember when actual people used to call you and you could ask to be put on a "Do not call list."?
Now you have to answer a question just to be able to talk to a person, and when you do ask, they just hang up.
Now you have to answer a question just to be able to talk to a person, and when you do ask, they just hang up.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Remember when actual people used to call you and you could ask to be put on a "Do not call list."?
Now you have to answer a question just to be able to talk to a person, and when you do ask, they just hang up.
Now you have to answer a question just to be able to talk to a person, and when you do ask, they just hang up.
I misheard when they said disaster preppers.
Who wants a shitload of jalapeños?
Who wants a shitload of jalapeños?
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I misheard when they said disaster preppers.
Who wants a shitload of jalapeños?
Who wants a shitload of jalapeños?
Is Garth short for Gartholomew?
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Is Garth short for Gartholomew?
Garth Brooks' full name is Gartholomew Brooks.
Actually, his name is Troyal Garth Brooks, which is just as unusual.
This is coming from someone named Destry Monteith Broderick.
I love my strange name.
Actually, his name is Troyal Garth Brooks, which is just as unusual.
This is coming from someone named Destry Monteith Broderick.
I love my strange name.
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Garth Brooks' full name is Gartholomew Brooks.
Actually, his name is Troyal Garth Brooks, which is just as unusual.
This is coming from someone named Destry Monteith Broderick.
I love my strange name.
Actually, his name is Troyal Garth Brooks, which is just as unusual.
This is coming from someone named Destry Monteith Broderick.
I love my strange name.
Donald Trump wants the new Washington Commanders stadium to be named after him.
I would rather have them name it Charlie Kirk Memorial stadium because Donald would have to support it because they were SUCH good friends.
I say this because Donald Trump would be so furious because he can't say no.
I would rather have them name it Charlie Kirk Memorial stadium because Donald would have to support it because they were SUCH good friends.
I say this because Donald Trump would be so furious because he can't say no.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Donald Trump wants the new Washington Commanders stadium to be named after him.
I would rather have them name it Charlie Kirk Memorial stadium because Donald would have to support it because they were SUCH good friends.
I say this because Donald Trump would be so furious because he can't say no.
I would rather have them name it Charlie Kirk Memorial stadium because Donald would have to support it because they were SUCH good friends.
I say this because Donald Trump would be so furious because he can't say no.
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i really hate being the center of attention all the time *adjusts sombrero
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i really hate being the center of attention all the time *adjusts sombrero
I went to the doctor because every time I ejaculate the only thing that comes out is sand.
The doctor told me not to worry. It's just a Baja blast.
The doctor told me not to worry. It's just a Baja blast.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I went to the doctor because every time I ejaculate the only thing that comes out is sand.
The doctor told me not to worry. It's just a Baja blast.
The doctor told me not to worry. It's just a Baja blast.
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ProTip: if your account is nothing but shouting about politics, imma block you so hard your momma gonna get a bruise on her taint.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
September 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ProTip: if your account is nothing but shouting about politics, imma block you so hard your momma gonna get a bruise on her taint.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
You call them Kegels. I call them punani presses.
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
You call them Kegels. I call them punani presses.
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I've decided to be a genealogist. I still have no idea how I'm going to fit into a lamp, though.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I've decided to be a genealogist. I still have no idea how I'm going to fit into a lamp, though.
Anyone can be a puff father. It takes someone special to be a puff daddy.
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Anyone can be a puff father. It takes someone special to be a puff daddy.
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I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
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Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
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Date: I don’t believe in drugs
Me, super high: oh they’re out there
Me, super high: oh they’re out there
February 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Date: I don’t believe in drugs
Me, super high: oh they’re out there
Me, super high: oh they’re out there
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Therapist: you’re your own worst enemy
Me: makes sense. Fuckin hate that guy
Me: makes sense. Fuckin hate that guy
March 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Therapist: you’re your own worst enemy
Me: makes sense. Fuckin hate that guy
Me: makes sense. Fuckin hate that guy
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Spoonman, all of my friends are in my phone
September 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Spoonman, all of my friends are in my phone
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for $3 a month i will comment “derp” on random photos of your ex
July 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
for $3 a month i will comment “derp” on random photos of your ex