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Derain Collier
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I am Derain Collier. Architect, Author, and all around car fanatic obsessed with engines. Write what you know, right🏳️‍🌈? Bi+, Polyam, Demi&Enby🏳️‍⚧️. He/They
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Here's a running thread of my books since Amazon wants to add "sponsored" books to my author search. 😒

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Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest survivor of The Tulsa Race Massacre passed away. Let’s honor her memory by remembering her story
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Being a pleaser and the pleasure gets an instant replay?! Love when someone has those rapid-fire orgasms. Makes everything so much more fun.

Them clits with the switches>>>>>>>
cause the way I be busting nuts back to back like I'm in a marathon be having me shook. like how the fuck I do that!???
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November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
*shrug* end of the world. Is what it is. White people wanted it this way bc they keep allowing megalomaniacs to control the levers of power.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I live for this anonymity
How I be feeling 😭
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Hotel: ...and Overnight, 24 hour Valet parking is 78 dollars

Me: Eighty Dahllurrs?!
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Nah these images just pissed me off something fierce out of nowhere.

ALL OF THAT real estate and destruction of the water supply... But doing that for unhoused ppl unfathomable?!

How many people could have had housing in that same area?! Businesses and crafts places I'm just.
The volume of water needed to cool the servers in data centers has become a nationwide resource issue.

Volume isn’t the most pressing problem in Morrow County, however. The issue is pollution, which Amazon’s data centers have exacerbated since its arrival.

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
😭
i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
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November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I aged so much since getting diagnosed with ADHD and taking Adderall😭
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
While the mind runs
in an instant, time flies past me like a thousand years
Around five suns
Never a second passes that my desire burns less bright
I crave the essence of your touch; the splendor of your sight.
In English we say “I want you.”

In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Not sure how things we thought were private communications are now all of a sudden considered “publicly available data” for AI training purposes.
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
OH MY GAHD!

My sherwani just showed up & IT FITS PERFECTLY & it's FIRE bro! My phone died, so I'm posting from Comp. I'm so fucking boosted.

I'm finna be GLAOWSSEH at my QPRs 10 year anniversary party!

It's a whole Indian Wedding style party, all CLOSE friends/family wear traditional Indian garb
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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“I was just waiting to see if you—“

Don’t wait on me to do shit that hasn’t been communicated to or confirmed by me or you’ll be waiting forever. I’m not a mind reader and don’t care for high school games. I’m GROWN. open your mouth or STARVE!!! 🤧
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November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is what's crazy... I can play. I'm not great, but I can play...

BUT I REFUSE!! and I WILL not play with any known shit talkers, LOL!
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Missed opportunity to say “im drawing 9”
Cause after a few too many draw 2s and 4s im drawing this
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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A draw 10???!!!!!!! Nah you hit me with that and I’m drawing my 9
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November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Chipotle
Butter
Homo Sex

........I mean.....
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Took me getting dogged out by several companies and being dragged across the country to get dogged out one more time before I realized it doesn't matter how hard I work. They just gonna dog me out.

Fuck it… "you eat this food the way I FUCKING MAKE IT."
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Indian racism is so funny to me because you’re literally 10 shades darker than me but ok boo, you got it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Cars in retro anime 🚗
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Cuzos,

It's a holiday week. Remember da rulez.
If you gotta work, remember to give them ppl the bare minimum this week.
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Men with sugar in they tank >>>>>
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Me at work this week:
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November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM