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Prince Derek Doll ™ 🌹🤴🏾❣️ Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer “𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!” IG/SC: thederekdoll http://thederekdoll.com

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 18d

Tested out my new Fade King clippers and The Beard Club straight razor this morning — How’d I do?! 💈💇🏾‍♂️🫣

#fnf #fdf #fvf #fcf #facecard

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 3m

So your brain just be braining like that? All by itself?!

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 1h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 1h

Whatever edible you took was HITTIN! 🙂‍↕️

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 19h

I usually “go to bed” around 4/5am… that’s early right?! 🥴

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 22h

I guess if I go to bed early I will "get enough sleep" or whatever 🙄

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 1h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 1h

MOOD

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 9h

Dear Grim Reaper, I have some notes

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 4h

HELLGOING!!

He already acknowledged he ain’t seeing heaven! From his mouth to God’s ears… I just don’t want him near my section when I come for the concerts!

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 4h

I’m honestly still employed by the grace of God. Ain’t no way these ppl not sick of my shit by now! 😩

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 4h

When that man dies, the Hellgoing Celebrations will be LIT AF!!

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 6h

ME:

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 6h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 6h

Because…

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 6h

I complained about it being cold twice at work today before I remembered… the heat at my house works just fine! I ain’t finna keep repeating myself!!✌🏾🥴

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 8h

And I ain’t talking TAYLOR!!! 👏🏿

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 8h

I love when ppl find their “thing” but seeing grown people wearing diapers who are not octogenarians or medically incontinent is getting blocked over here. Something about it just feels pedophilic and I don’t understand it… so… Issa no.

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 9h

Every time that there is news that someone else has died, we all secretly want it to be ONE person…

And the fact that we all agree on who that person is says a lot!! 🫩