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Prince Derek Doll ™ 🌹🤴🏾❣️
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
“𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!”
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Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
“𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!”
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· Apr 8
Happy birthday to ME! 🥳🎂
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
Be careful of who you choose to envy. You never know the hell they went through to get the little piece of heaven you so desperately desire. ✨🤏🏾😳✨
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Be careful of who you choose to envy. You never know the hell they went through to get the little piece of heaven you so desperately desire. ✨🤏🏾😳✨
The decision to stop wasting money going to clubs every weekend really helped pave the financial pathway for me to invest more into elevating my home life. I literally have everything I love about “outside” at my own house now — and my bed is the bonus feature!👆🏾😌🛌
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November 29, 2025 at 7:27 AM
The decision to stop wasting money going to clubs every weekend really helped pave the financial pathway for me to invest more into elevating my home life. I literally have everything I love about “outside” at my own house now — and my bed is the bonus feature!👆🏾😌🛌
The Friday night ritual. 🍾🤤🦪
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The Friday night ritual. 🍾🤤🦪
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I want to lay up and rub on some booty
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I want to lay up and rub on some booty
I want to see everyone happy and thriving, but not at the expense of my peace. I’m certainly willing to add to yours, just don’t subtract from mine! THANGYA! ✨😌✨
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November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I want to see everyone happy and thriving, but not at the expense of my peace. I’m certainly willing to add to yours, just don’t subtract from mine! THANGYA! ✨😌✨
Sooo I tried something new and made a 3-tier Red Velet Cheesecake… finally cut it today and BITCHHHHH!!! I earned my Big Mama arm flaps with this!! 🍰🙌🏾😭
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sooo I tried something new and made a 3-tier Red Velet Cheesecake… finally cut it today and BITCHHHHH!!! I earned my Big Mama arm flaps with this!! 🍰🙌🏾😭
The food ate ME today! 😮💨🥱😴
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The food ate ME today! 😮💨🥱😴
Dinner is served!! Happy Thanksgiving yall! 🦃🤗🌹
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Dinner is served!! Happy Thanksgiving yall! 🦃🤗🌹
My gumbo FINALLY tastes like my godmother’s… I gotta call her tomorrow. She’s gonna be so proud! I’m a big boy now. 🥹
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November 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
My gumbo FINALLY tastes like my godmother’s… I gotta call her tomorrow. She’s gonna be so proud! I’m a big boy now. 🥹
IDC. I put my whole DÄCK in this red velvet cheesecake… and now I’m bout to drag my TAÏNT through these pecan bars… and then I’ma dunk my BÄWLS in this gumbo!! We cooks ova here!!! 🧑🏾🍳😝
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
IDC. I put my whole DÄCK in this red velvet cheesecake… and now I’m bout to drag my TAÏNT through these pecan bars… and then I’ma dunk my BÄWLS in this gumbo!! We cooks ova here!!! 🧑🏾🍳😝
It’s almost time for little Ms. Orange Pepper to renew her lease in mine! 😌
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It’s almost time for little Ms. Orange Pepper to renew her lease in mine! 😌
Don’t be bringing no random plus ones to my house or inviting folks I don’t know to come meet you here. You BOTH will gag. Guaranteed!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Don’t be bringing no random plus ones to my house or inviting folks I don’t know to come meet you here. You BOTH will gag. Guaranteed!!
You’re not horny…
You’re BORED and PROCRASTINATING!
Put tha dick down and go fold those damn clothes!! 😑🙄😒
You’re BORED and PROCRASTINATING!
Put tha dick down and go fold those damn clothes!! 😑🙄😒
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November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You’re not horny…
You’re BORED and PROCRASTINATING!
Put tha dick down and go fold those damn clothes!! 😑🙄😒
You’re BORED and PROCRASTINATING!
Put tha dick down and go fold those damn clothes!! 😑🙄😒
Please don’t ruin Thanksgiving.
I’m rooting for you! 🦃🫶🏾🥹
I’m rooting for you! 🦃🫶🏾🥹
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Please don’t ruin Thanksgiving.
I’m rooting for you! 🦃🫶🏾🥹
I’m rooting for you! 🦃🫶🏾🥹
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When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin 😒
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin 😒
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When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin! 😏
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin! 😏
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When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin! 😭
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin! 😭
I will be roasting JERK turkey tomorrow!! 🤤
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November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I will be roasting JERK turkey tomorrow!! 🤤
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When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin! 😌
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin! 😌
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When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin! 😭
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin! 😭
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When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin! 😭
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin! 😭
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If I go to take a bite of your sweet potato pie and its actually pumpkin, just know…
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If I go to take a bite of your sweet potato pie and its actually pumpkin, just know…
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When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin!
(I'm fat so like....yea.)
(I'm fat so like....yea.)
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin!
(I'm fat so like....yea.)
(I'm fat so like....yea.)