U.S. Dept of Chaos
@thederekdoll.com
Prince Derek Doll ™ 🌹🤴🏾❣️
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
“𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!”
IG/SC: thederekdoll
http://thederekdoll.com
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
“𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!”
IG/SC: thederekdoll
http://thederekdoll.com
Me when I see certain BLOOMFs talk nasty to each others in the comments. IKTR! 👏🏿🤪
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Me when I see certain BLOOMFs talk nasty to each others in the comments. IKTR! 👏🏿🤪
Gotta go through some boxes and find this iconic shirt!!
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Gotta go through some boxes and find this iconic shirt!!
She sleeps like this and runs around the house like an Olympian the next day…
I sleep like this and can’t turn my head to the right for 4 days. 🙄
I sleep like this and can’t turn my head to the right for 4 days. 🙄
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
She sleeps like this and runs around the house like an Olympian the next day…
I sleep like this and can’t turn my head to the right for 4 days. 🙄
I sleep like this and can’t turn my head to the right for 4 days. 🙄
Klarna sounds too close to ‘Klan’ so I’ll go with Affirm 😆
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Klarna sounds too close to ‘Klan’ so I’ll go with Affirm 😆
AHT AHT! WE don’t use the metal one for groceries… you getting this good ol’ SNAP card! 💳🤏🏾🤣
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
AHT AHT! WE don’t use the metal one for groceries… you getting this good ol’ SNAP card! 💳🤏🏾🤣
I sure as hell did because TUH !!!
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I sure as hell did because TUH !!!
The work never ends…
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The work never ends…
Mind you, she already spilled the tea in the groupchat. 🫣🫠💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Mind you, she already spilled the tea in the groupchat. 🫣🫠💀
I just know the non-binary emails are triggered by this!! 🤣💀☠️
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I just know the non-binary emails are triggered by this!! 🤣💀☠️
Beyoncé… PLS?! 😩🫠💀
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Beyoncé… PLS?! 😩🫠💀
To the voters that did the right thing:
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
To the voters that did the right thing:
MILLENIALS — WE’RE UP!!! Congrats to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social on an electrifying campaign and historic win! 👏🏿💙🗳️🇺🇸
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
MILLENIALS — WE’RE UP!!! Congrats to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social on an electrifying campaign and historic win! 👏🏿💙🗳️🇺🇸
They INTENTIONALLY tanked Tylenol so they could buy it!!!
EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES IS CORRUPT!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES IS CORRUPT!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They INTENTIONALLY tanked Tylenol so they could buy it!!!
EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES IS CORRUPT!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES IS CORRUPT!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Earth is ghetto…
GO VOTE!!! 🗣️🗳️
GO VOTE!!! 🗣️🗳️
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Earth is ghetto…
GO VOTE!!! 🗣️🗳️
GO VOTE!!! 🗣️🗳️
Dick Cheney died today? 🥴
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Dick Cheney died today? 🥴
Every day CAN be Friday!! These days are whatever you make them! Cheers! 🍹🥳
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Every day CAN be Friday!! These days are whatever you make them! Cheers! 🍹🥳
Actual footage of me leaving behind every person that’s ever tried to get in my way, hold me back, or waste my time since 2001 ✌🏾😄:
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Actual footage of me leaving behind every person that’s ever tried to get in my way, hold me back, or waste my time since 2001 ✌🏾😄:
The way I’m gonna be a prune in this hot tub this weekend >>>
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The way I’m gonna be a prune in this hot tub this weekend >>>
No Beard November 👦🏾💈✂️
November 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
No Beard November 👦🏾💈✂️
If life came with a narrator. 🎙️😏📖
November 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If life came with a narrator. 🎙️😏📖
My Yoshi most definitely is!! 🐶🥰
November 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My Yoshi most definitely is!! 🐶🥰