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Prince Derek Doll ™ 🌹🤴🏾❣️
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
“𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!”
IG/SC: thederekdoll
http://thederekdoll.com
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
“𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!”
IG/SC: thederekdoll
http://thederekdoll.com
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@thederekdoll.com
· Apr 8
Happy birthday to ME! 🥳🎂
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
An email at 12:35am about a “Mandatory” meeting at 10am on a FRIDAY?! About a meeting you were invited to and MISSED?!?!?
Yea baby, just fire me and cut the check. ✌🏾🤣
Yea baby, just fire me and cut the check. ✌🏾🤣
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
An email at 12:35am about a “Mandatory” meeting at 10am on a FRIDAY?! About a meeting you were invited to and MISSED?!?!?
Yea baby, just fire me and cut the check. ✌🏾🤣
Yea baby, just fire me and cut the check. ✌🏾🤣
Me when I see certain BLOOMFs talk nasty to each others in the comments. IKTR! 👏🏿🤪
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Me when I see certain BLOOMFs talk nasty to each others in the comments. IKTR! 👏🏿🤪
If you gotta chase the bag, eventually you’ll realize that it’s running FROM you. 👈🏾🥴
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If you gotta chase the bag, eventually you’ll realize that it’s running FROM you. 👈🏾🥴
Detach from the illusions.
Avoid toxic people like the plague.
Understand your assignment.
Avoid toxic people like the plague.
Understand your assignment.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Detach from the illusions.
Avoid toxic people like the plague.
Understand your assignment.
Avoid toxic people like the plague.
Understand your assignment.
Gotta go through some boxes and find this iconic shirt!!
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Gotta go through some boxes and find this iconic shirt!!
Asking a senior level executive in our company for advice and the advice turning out to be “manage up” is crazy…
No bitch, they pay you to manage down. I’m not training my supervisor. Are you dumb?
No bitch, they pay you to manage down. I’m not training my supervisor. Are you dumb?
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .
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November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Asking a senior level executive in our company for advice and the advice turning out to be “manage up” is crazy…
No bitch, they pay you to manage down. I’m not training my supervisor. Are you dumb?
No bitch, they pay you to manage down. I’m not training my supervisor. Are you dumb?
Today I’ve come to realize that I prefer working in creative spaces led by people of color because…
a man with a beard is sitting in a chair with his hands folded in front of him
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair with his hands folded in front of him
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November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Today I’ve come to realize that I prefer working in creative spaces led by people of color because…
She sleeps like this and runs around the house like an Olympian the next day…
I sleep like this and can’t turn my head to the right for 4 days. 🙄
I sleep like this and can’t turn my head to the right for 4 days. 🙄
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
She sleeps like this and runs around the house like an Olympian the next day…
I sleep like this and can’t turn my head to the right for 4 days. 🙄
I sleep like this and can’t turn my head to the right for 4 days. 🙄
Big spoon or little spoon… Either way it’s still gone lead to forking. 🙂↕️
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Big spoon or little spoon… Either way it’s still gone lead to forking. 🙂↕️
The work never ends…
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The work never ends…
I feel like I want/need to cry, but I’m not really sure which emotion is driving the urge to do so… 🥴
a man in a white sweater and blue pants stands in front of a building
ALT: a man in a white sweater and blue pants stands in front of a building
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November 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I feel like I want/need to cry, but I’m not really sure which emotion is driving the urge to do so… 🥴
Mind you, she already spilled the tea in the groupchat. 🫣🫠💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Mind you, she already spilled the tea in the groupchat. 🫣🫠💀
I think my foray into cosmetic procedures will start around 45…
I’m committed to making sure this hairline stays in tact, these teeth stay white and straight, and that this skin remains clear and supple until they put me in the ground! 👏🏿😌
I’m committed to making sure this hairline stays in tact, these teeth stay white and straight, and that this skin remains clear and supple until they put me in the ground! 👏🏿😌
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in front of a red background .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in front of a red background .
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November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I think my foray into cosmetic procedures will start around 45…
I’m committed to making sure this hairline stays in tact, these teeth stay white and straight, and that this skin remains clear and supple until they put me in the ground! 👏🏿😌
I’m committed to making sure this hairline stays in tact, these teeth stay white and straight, and that this skin remains clear and supple until they put me in the ground! 👏🏿😌
Omg. Somebody got video of me on the homecoming float yelling at somebody to stop leaning on my damn car! I’m laughing now but I was dead ass serious!! UNASS MY CAR REBECCA!! 🤏🏾🤣
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Omg. Somebody got video of me on the homecoming float yelling at somebody to stop leaning on my damn car! I’m laughing now but I was dead ass serious!! UNASS MY CAR REBECCA!! 🤏🏾🤣
Trying to create a reason to fire me because I asked for a salary adjustment will only lead to you either ADJUSTING MY SALARY or me SUING YOU FOR 3x MY SALARY AT THE ADJUSTED RATE.
I identify as an entitled white woman when it comes to corporate America. They better get WOKE real quick about it! 👏🏿🧐
I identify as an entitled white woman when it comes to corporate America. They better get WOKE real quick about it! 👏🏿🧐
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Trying to create a reason to fire me because I asked for a salary adjustment will only lead to you either ADJUSTING MY SALARY or me SUING YOU FOR 3x MY SALARY AT THE ADJUSTED RATE.
I identify as an entitled white woman when it comes to corporate America. They better get WOKE real quick about it! 👏🏿🧐
I identify as an entitled white woman when it comes to corporate America. They better get WOKE real quick about it! 👏🏿🧐
I just know the non-binary emails are triggered by this!! 🤣💀☠️
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I just know the non-binary emails are triggered by this!! 🤣💀☠️
Walked in on my colleague sleep at his desk…
You know what I did?
I closed the door, put my head phones on and let him sleep!! People be tired man!!
You know what I did?
I closed the door, put my head phones on and let him sleep!! People be tired man!!
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Walked in on my colleague sleep at his desk…
You know what I did?
I closed the door, put my head phones on and let him sleep!! People be tired man!!
You know what I did?
I closed the door, put my head phones on and let him sleep!! People be tired man!!
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It’s my birthday!
Bitch I’m lit. 🥳😈
Bitch I’m lit. 🥳😈
April 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
It’s my birthday!
Bitch I’m lit. 🥳😈
Bitch I’m lit. 🥳😈
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Wade in the water 💦
April 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Wade in the water 💦
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Happy birthday to ME! 🥳🎂
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
April 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Happy birthday to ME! 🥳🎂
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
As the former “broke friend” I love a good free vibe!! That’s why I always invite my friends over for game nights, watch parties, and kikis because it shouldn’t always cost $100+ to chill with your friends!!!!
In my early 20s I was extremely broke and one of my friends would pay for everything anytime we hung out. Food, drinks, entrance fee to the club. Without fail. I told myself if I ever got into a position where I could afford to do that for others I would. I try to do it as much as possible now.
The way I needed to see this video in my time of struggle. Part 2 in the thread.
Financial depression and shame can be so isolating.
I love all my people, broke or ballin 🫶🏾
Financial depression and shame can be so isolating.
I love all my people, broke or ballin 🫶🏾
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
As the former “broke friend” I love a good free vibe!! That’s why I always invite my friends over for game nights, watch parties, and kikis because it shouldn’t always cost $100+ to chill with your friends!!!!
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nobody view your IG stories quicker than a man who ghosted you.
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
nobody view your IG stories quicker than a man who ghosted you.
Beyoncé… PLS?! 😩🫠💀
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Beyoncé… PLS?! 😩🫠💀