Dennis Noble
@dennisnoble.com
Posting pics of my cat, Buzz, and sharing stuff my favorite funny people say and do. Once in a while I land one myself. Also, so tired.
http://www.dennisnoble.com/
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The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.
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January 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
December 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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I wanted to get the donation from all the Fuck Trump scarves in before the end of the year. Thank you to everyone that bought one and helped raise $3,000 for @transequality.bsky.social
There are still a few scarves and stickers available at fuck-trump.net as well!
There are still a few scarves and stickers available at fuck-trump.net as well!
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I wanted to get the donation from all the Fuck Trump scarves in before the end of the year. Thank you to everyone that bought one and helped raise $3,000 for @transequality.bsky.social
There are still a few scarves and stickers available at fuck-trump.net as well!
There are still a few scarves and stickers available at fuck-trump.net as well!
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
Laughter is the best medicine if you like the kind of medicine that makes you feel like you might pass out.
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Laughter is the best medicine if you like the kind of medicine that makes you feel like you might pass out.
Read books.
Buy records.
Be happy.
Buy records.
Be happy.
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Read books.
Buy records.
Be happy.
Buy records.
Be happy.
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I assume they mean death. I know I’m pretty jazzed about it.
October 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I assume they mean death. I know I’m pretty jazzed about it.
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Noah catalogued every living animal in pairs and was hyperfocused on boats.
Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.
Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.
September 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Noah catalogued every living animal in pairs and was hyperfocused on boats.
Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.
Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.
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Geoguesser, but it's just a dive bar bathroom and you have to figure out what city you're in.
September 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Geoguesser, but it's just a dive bar bathroom and you have to figure out what city you're in.
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I'm selling 2 tickets to Punk in the Park this weekend in Worcester. Shoot me a DM if interested.
September 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'm selling 2 tickets to Punk in the Park this weekend in Worcester. Shoot me a DM if interested.
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Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
September 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
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I expressed an opinion about a recent news event online and —- you’re not gonna believe this — the people who already agreed with me loved it and the people who did not agree with me did not like it.
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I expressed an opinion about a recent news event online and —- you’re not gonna believe this — the people who already agreed with me loved it and the people who did not agree with me did not like it.
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It’s simple:
- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships
Everything else fuckin SUCKS
- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships
Everything else fuckin SUCKS
September 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It’s simple:
- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships
Everything else fuckin SUCKS
- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships
Everything else fuckin SUCKS
September 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Didn’t know this had been reissued until I happened upon it in a local store. Support local record stores! Shop in person!
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcommunity #jazz
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcommunity #jazz
September 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Didn’t know this had been reissued until I happened upon it in a local store. Support local record stores! Shop in person!
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcommunity #jazz
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcommunity #jazz
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Trump must be relieved that his FBI covert agent status has been blown so he can finally remove his mortifying “senile slob” disguise
September 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Trump must be relieved that his FBI covert agent status has been blown so he can finally remove his mortifying “senile slob” disguise
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Boston soccer folks, I confirmed with The Haven in Jamaica Plain that they will be open and showing EPL this Saturday 8/30. Come watch!
Sunderland v Brentford 10:00am
Leeds v Newcastle 12:30pm
Sunderland v Brentford 10:00am
Leeds v Newcastle 12:30pm
August 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Boston soccer folks, I confirmed with The Haven in Jamaica Plain that they will be open and showing EPL this Saturday 8/30. Come watch!
Sunderland v Brentford 10:00am
Leeds v Newcastle 12:30pm
Sunderland v Brentford 10:00am
Leeds v Newcastle 12:30pm