Andy Kindler
@andykindler.bsky.social
“Mort” on “Bob’s Burgers.”
Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein)
Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.
Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein)
Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.
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Take that Joanne! Why don't you write another novel under a male pseudonym in a wildly ironic internal dichotomy about it! You bum!
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Take that Joanne! Why don't you write another novel under a male pseudonym in a wildly ironic internal dichotomy about it! You bum!
In your face JK Rowling!
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
In your face JK Rowling!
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She works in the bottle shop on my corner! If you ever come to Glasgow, I'll introduce you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
She works in the bottle shop on my corner! If you ever come to Glasgow, I'll introduce you.
I believe in God, but he’s not an old man who lives in the clouds. She’s a curvy lady who wears a halter top.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I believe in God, but he’s not an old man who lives in the clouds. She’s a curvy lady who wears a halter top.
Trump is an avowed racist, but is an equal opportunity hater of anyone who gets in his way, which is everyone. And of course he despises himself. Hence the paranoid sadistic psychopathy.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Trump is an avowed racist, but is an equal opportunity hater of anyone who gets in his way, which is everyone. And of course he despises himself. Hence the paranoid sadistic psychopathy.
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lol
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lol
Trump says he going to deport everyone who looks a little dodgy.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trump says he going to deport everyone who looks a little dodgy.
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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The stories that will be told in the future about how the East Wing was torn down and rebuilt a third time are going to defy believability…
“Trump TORE IT DOWN AND LEFT IT AS A CONSTRUCTION SITE?!”
The REDCOATS were more respectful.
“Trump TORE IT DOWN AND LEFT IT AS A CONSTRUCTION SITE?!”
The REDCOATS were more respectful.
A million years ago I sold home improvements door to door. Unscrupulous contractors would “spike” a job, meaning they would start a little work at a property, and then go away for a month. That’s what Trump is doing with the East Wing.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The stories that will be told in the future about how the East Wing was torn down and rebuilt a third time are going to defy believability…
“Trump TORE IT DOWN AND LEFT IT AS A CONSTRUCTION SITE?!”
The REDCOATS were more respectful.
“Trump TORE IT DOWN AND LEFT IT AS A CONSTRUCTION SITE?!”
The REDCOATS were more respectful.
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I never heard of this before. What a treat!
I found all the epsidoes on youtube
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I found all the epsidoes on youtube
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Dick & Paula Celebrity Special all episodes - YouTube
The Dick & Paula Celebrity Special (1999 Variety article) Tom Snyder -- not the gabmeister but the one who exec produces Comedy Central's animated "Dr. Katz:...
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November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I never heard of this before. What a treat!
I found all the epsidoes on youtube
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
I found all the epsidoes on youtube
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Your brain is not a computer.
Your thoughts are not algorithmic.
Don’t let Silicon Valley limit your understanding of your own mind with inaccurate metaphors.
Your thoughts are not algorithmic.
Don’t let Silicon Valley limit your understanding of your own mind with inaccurate metaphors.
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Your brain is not a computer.
Your thoughts are not algorithmic.
Don’t let Silicon Valley limit your understanding of your own mind with inaccurate metaphors.
Your thoughts are not algorithmic.
Don’t let Silicon Valley limit your understanding of your own mind with inaccurate metaphors.
@thedaybooks.bsky.social just wanted to let you know I played Prinicipal Arnold Lindensohn on “Home Movies.” Can’t seem to reply to the thread.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@thedaybooks.bsky.social just wanted to let you know I played Prinicipal Arnold Lindensohn on “Home Movies.” Can’t seem to reply to the thread.
@norbizness.bsky.social Just wanted to let you know I played Principal Arnold Lindensohn on Home Movies. I can’t seem to reply to the thread you were talking about it on.
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
@norbizness.bsky.social Just wanted to let you know I played Principal Arnold Lindensohn on Home Movies. I can’t seem to reply to the thread you were talking about it on.
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Just taking his lead from Greg Abbott of all people. Nobody punished him for this or the hundreds that died in the freeze.
17 Guardsmen have died on Gov. Greg Abbott's controversial border mission, soldiers speak out
Since Abbott's Operation Lone Star began in 2021, at least 17 Texas National Guardsman have died from a multitude of causes, including a drowning in an attempt to save migrants, negligent discharge of...
www.tpr.org
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just taking his lead from Greg Abbott of all people. Nobody punished him for this or the hundreds that died in the freeze.
He’s a talentless bullying asshole on and off camera.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
He’s a talentless bullying asshole on and off camera.
A million years ago I sold home improvements door to door. Unscrupulous contractors would “spike” a job, meaning they would start a little work at a property, and then go away for a month. That’s what Trump is doing with the East Wing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
A million years ago I sold home improvements door to door. Unscrupulous contractors would “spike” a job, meaning they would start a little work at a property, and then go away for a month. That’s what Trump is doing with the East Wing.
I’m mourning the first season of The Morning Show.
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m mourning the first season of The Morning Show.
As a lifelong OCD sufferer, when it comes to feeling anxious during a fascist takeover, I’m a natural.
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
As a lifelong OCD sufferer, when it comes to feeling anxious during a fascist takeover, I’m a natural.
When it comes to OCD, I’m a natural.
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
When it comes to OCD, I’m a natural.
I know my sarcasm hasn’t been gripping.
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I know my sarcasm hasn’t been gripping.
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I’m worried that he’ll make too much money.
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’m worried that he’ll make too much money.
I wish Kevin Hart would stop doing comedy specials. I love his commercials. But now he’s overexposed. Something has to go.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I wish Kevin Hart would stop doing comedy specials. I love his commercials. But now he’s overexposed. Something has to go.
Listen up! We’re fascinating. @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Listen up! We’re fascinating. @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social
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In a world of stupidly flimsy reasons to disguise your bruised ego secretly knowing you're on the way down a lot faster than you're willing to admit, Bill Maher's witless excuse for not doing stand-up is veritably Trumpian. He truly is the worst of the rich: an irrelevant and graceless coward.
Maher is angry he can’t sell out arenas. Thank God there are casinos.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
In a world of stupidly flimsy reasons to disguise your bruised ego secretly knowing you're on the way down a lot faster than you're willing to admit, Bill Maher's witless excuse for not doing stand-up is veritably Trumpian. He truly is the worst of the rich: an irrelevant and graceless coward.