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delrayser
@delrayser.bsky.social
· Jan 28
These fucking people.
more like HalliGAN'T amirite
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
more like HalliGAN'T amirite
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
All of Bluesky this morning:
well, that's enough Internet for today!
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
well, that's enough Internet for today!
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Trump meeting is even funnier when you picture JD Vance getting redder and redder as he watches
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Trump meeting is even funnier when you picture JD Vance getting redder and redder as he watches
t-shirt, questions, etc
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
t-shirt, questions, etc
*clears throat*
*taps mic*
littoral nazis
*taps mic*
littoral nazis
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
*clears throat*
*taps mic*
littoral nazis
*taps mic*
littoral nazis
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My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
But worry not, he has a footnote explaining why his fixation on Soros "is not political."
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
Trump Take Fusilli
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Trump Take Fusilli
deal to re-open government reached after Lucy promises to hold the football for real this time
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
deal to re-open government reached after Lucy promises to hold the football for real this time
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AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED
In one video the president shared on social media, Trump wears a crown and flies a fighter jet with "King Trump" written on it.
Trump jabs 'No Kings' protesters with AI videos of himself wearing crown
In one video the president shared on social media, Trump wears a crown and flies a fighter jet with "King Trump" written on it.
bit.ly
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED
permanent layoffs of federal workers is not the appropriate response to a temporary lapse in appropriations
October 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
permanent layoffs of federal workers is not the appropriate response to a temporary lapse in appropriations
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Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage
everything is on fire these days, sure, but how is it that 50% of all news stories are not about how I just spent $20 on a bag of store brand coffee at fucking costco
October 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
everything is on fire these days, sure, but how is it that 50% of all news stories are not about how I just spent $20 on a bag of store brand coffee at fucking costco
if "we took the freedom of speech away" doesn't lead every Democratic campaign ad for the rest of time, what are we even doing here
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
October 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
if "we took the freedom of speech away" doesn't lead every Democratic campaign ad for the rest of time, what are we even doing here
sorta weird that the thing he thinks is "wrong" is the amount of payment to the hospital, not the lack of treatment for the patient, right?
Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
October 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
sorta weird that the thing he thinks is "wrong" is the amount of payment to the hospital, not the lack of treatment for the patient, right?
the first rule of a successful undercover operation is, tell everyone you're going to be doing an undercover operation
October 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
the first rule of a successful undercover operation is, tell everyone you're going to be doing an undercover operation
summoning all my most senior employees from around the world so they can sit in the same room together and see with their own eyes how enfeebled and incapable of leading them I am
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
summoning all my most senior employees from around the world so they can sit in the same room together and see with their own eyes how enfeebled and incapable of leading them I am
dude needs to get his ass kicked by a female servicemember pronto
Hegseth: "I don't want me son serving alongside troops who are out of shape or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men"
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
dude needs to get his ass kicked by a female servicemember pronto
look I'm not saying we should trust his medical advice but this HEPATITAS thing sounds legit scary
September 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
look I'm not saying we should trust his medical advice but this HEPATITAS thing sounds legit scary
dementia? yeah, I'm gonna go with dementia.
What even is this?
Trump: "This is the only country in the world where you announce great numbers & the stock market goes down, bc when you announce great numbers they immediately want to take that success away by raising the interest rates. Why can't you announce great numbers and let them lower the interest rates?"
September 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
dementia? yeah, I'm gonna go with dementia.
