zeb
@dellcannon.bsky.social
I like cats, video games, and weird things you probably haven't thought about since 1999
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If all these rich men "regret" their time with Epstein then why didn't they announce prior to the release of the files that their names would be part of the collection? Why didn't they self-report? The answer is they are not sorry and have no regret. They are sorry and regret they got caught.
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
If all these rich men "regret" their time with Epstein then why didn't they announce prior to the release of the files that their names would be part of the collection? Why didn't they self-report? The answer is they are not sorry and have no regret. They are sorry and regret they got caught.
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Back when I was on the birdsite, this tweet got more hateful responses and resulted in me blocking more people than I can count. Landlord bootlickers are the worst.
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Back when I was on the birdsite, this tweet got more hateful responses and resulted in me blocking more people than I can count. Landlord bootlickers are the worst.
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Even under a best case scenario — Dems take the WH in 2028, ICE and BP are abolished or rebuilt from scratch — we’re still going to have thousands of angry, unemployed, well-armed, MAGA loyalist former immigration cops who have been told for 3-4 years that they’re above the law.
February 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Even under a best case scenario — Dems take the WH in 2028, ICE and BP are abolished or rebuilt from scratch — we’re still going to have thousands of angry, unemployed, well-armed, MAGA loyalist former immigration cops who have been told for 3-4 years that they’re above the law.
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Trump the Epstein FIles man surprised JD Vance was booed at the Olympics
Insults Italy saying it's a 'foreign country'
Says he doesn't get booed in the US
Except of course that time JD Vance was booed at the Kennedy Center
Insults Italy saying it's a 'foreign country'
Says he doesn't get booed in the US
Except of course that time JD Vance was booed at the Kennedy Center
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Trump the Epstein FIles man surprised JD Vance was booed at the Olympics
Insults Italy saying it's a 'foreign country'
Says he doesn't get booed in the US
Except of course that time JD Vance was booed at the Kennedy Center
Insults Italy saying it's a 'foreign country'
Says he doesn't get booed in the US
Except of course that time JD Vance was booed at the Kennedy Center
This is the perfect pizza
A New Haven-style tomato pie, a type of pizza known for its thin, crispy, and often charred crust.
Traced back to Italian immigrants over 100 years ago, the pie is characterized by a rich, thick layer of tomato sauce and minimal to no cheese, allowing the sauce to be the main flavor.
#pizza
Traced back to Italian immigrants over 100 years ago, the pie is characterized by a rich, thick layer of tomato sauce and minimal to no cheese, allowing the sauce to be the main flavor.
#pizza
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
This is the perfect pizza
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my question for guys who drive really loud cars is why do you stop when you get out. why not carry around a little noise device in the grocery store. you know? and the elevator. since everyone loves you in your car, and no one is hoping you wrap it around the nearest street light
is what i'd ask
is what i'd ask
February 6, 2026 at 10:40 AM
my question for guys who drive really loud cars is why do you stop when you get out. why not carry around a little noise device in the grocery store. you know? and the elevator. since everyone loves you in your car, and no one is hoping you wrap it around the nearest street light
is what i'd ask
is what i'd ask
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On to one of my top 5 albums of all time
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
On to one of my top 5 albums of all time
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You’re telling me the digital money made to let people do money laundering and conduct crimes like bribes and pay for illegal stuff maybe not stable in any way shape or form. Shocking truly shocking news.
a cartoon of a man wearing a yellow uniform with a star on it
ALT: a cartoon of a man wearing a yellow uniform with a star on it
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
You’re telling me the digital money made to let people do money laundering and conduct crimes like bribes and pay for illegal stuff maybe not stable in any way shape or form. Shocking truly shocking news.
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Me, in a meeting [society is collapsing]: hey! how is everyone doing? let's do a quick check-in
February 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Me, in a meeting [society is collapsing]: hey! how is everyone doing? let's do a quick check-in
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All I wanted is dead
Keep your mouth shut
Keep your mouth shut
February 5, 2026 at 9:21 AM
All I wanted is dead
Keep your mouth shut
Keep your mouth shut
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taylor swift gay at 36
February 5, 2026 at 2:32 AM
taylor swift gay at 36
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they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
February 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
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Once, Donald Trump said he could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue & shoot someone without losing any votes. That sentence a mission statement. Everything that’s happened since every crime, lie, & act of public rot bends obediently toward that moment. #RemoveTrump
February 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Once, Donald Trump said he could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue & shoot someone without losing any votes. That sentence a mission statement. Everything that’s happened since every crime, lie, & act of public rot bends obediently toward that moment. #RemoveTrump
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This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm.
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm.
no one ever said it would be this hard
February 4, 2026 at 12:06 PM
no one ever said it would be this hard
I should do this
Been calling our buddy Dave “Wiener Dave” ever since we found out he has a wiener
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 AM
I should do this
What are you wearing, "Jake-from-State-Farm?" 🙄
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 AM
What are you wearing, "Jake-from-State-Farm?" 🙄
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Trump's a women hating maladjusted loser freak
February 4, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Trump's a women hating maladjusted loser freak
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hope isn't a word
a sudden sad brother
but what do you care
a sudden sad brother
but what do you care
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
hope isn't a word
a sudden sad brother
but what do you care
a sudden sad brother
but what do you care
life just smacked me around so hard I'm willingly listening to coldplay
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 AM
life just smacked me around so hard I'm willingly listening to coldplay
Finished the pair!
DeLillo, language postpones death. Say it, label it, repeat it, and maybe it won’t kill you.
Didion, language acknowledges that postponement is already over. Say it, and continue to exist with that.
DeLillo, language postpones death. Say it, label it, repeat it, and maybe it won’t kill you.
Didion, language acknowledges that postponement is already over. Say it, and continue to exist with that.
February 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Finished the pair!
DeLillo, language postpones death. Say it, label it, repeat it, and maybe it won’t kill you.
Didion, language acknowledges that postponement is already over. Say it, and continue to exist with that.
DeLillo, language postpones death. Say it, label it, repeat it, and maybe it won’t kill you.
Didion, language acknowledges that postponement is already over. Say it, and continue to exist with that.