@deadsquid.bsky.social
repository for brain squirts
i read, game, internet, and draw stuff
i read, game, internet, and draw stuff
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the "mistaking booze for water" joke always feels weird to me. what kind of water are you drinking that tastes like alcohol? or conversely, what kind of booze are you drinking that tastes like water? they're pretty easy to tell apart by taste.
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
the "mistaking booze for water" joke always feels weird to me. what kind of water are you drinking that tastes like alcohol? or conversely, what kind of booze are you drinking that tastes like water? they're pretty easy to tell apart by taste.
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Android 16 added a 'writing toolkit' AI button where the paste button used to be when trying to paste text in a field on some applications like Telegram. Even if the function is off in settings, the button remains there and I keep hitting it when trying to paste stuff...
January 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Android 16 added a 'writing toolkit' AI button where the paste button used to be when trying to paste text in a field on some applications like Telegram. Even if the function is off in settings, the button remains there and I keep hitting it when trying to paste stuff...
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I've entered Google's AI mode a few times by accident because of many years of muscle memory telling me that the left-most tab in the search results is the "All" tab, but they've put the AI mode button in that spot and moved all the others for it.
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I've entered Google's AI mode a few times by accident because of many years of muscle memory telling me that the left-most tab in the search results is the "All" tab, but they've put the AI mode button in that spot and moved all the others for it.
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i can't believe this is working
!["I will not use the AI assistant."
reply: And it will do a billion on the stock market."
"billion - 1"
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January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i can't believe this is working
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Monthly reminder that Sticker Mule are trash and there are other options out there for your sticker making needs.
stickerapp.ca
stickerprintgo.com
stickerinvasion.com
www.bendprintco.com
Stickerbeat.com
stickerapp.ca
stickerprintgo.com
stickerinvasion.com
www.bendprintco.com
Stickerbeat.com
The latest move by Sticker Mule's owner. Please don't give these people your money (or honestly send them your artwork, you never know).
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Monthly reminder that Sticker Mule are trash and there are other options out there for your sticker making needs.
stickerapp.ca
stickerprintgo.com
stickerinvasion.com
www.bendprintco.com
Stickerbeat.com
stickerapp.ca
stickerprintgo.com
stickerinvasion.com
www.bendprintco.com
Stickerbeat.com
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getting kinda tired of having my country run by an eighties cartoon villain
January 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
getting kinda tired of having my country run by an eighties cartoon villain
i wanna see a conversation between two pathological liars, each of whom is unaware the other is a pathological liar.
January 17, 2026 at 5:28 AM
i wanna see a conversation between two pathological liars, each of whom is unaware the other is a pathological liar.
watched "a streetcar named desire" (the movie), learned how the movie's ending differs from that of the play because hays code, thinking about why hays code required villainous actions always be punished
January 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
watched "a streetcar named desire" (the movie), learned how the movie's ending differs from that of the play because hays code, thinking about why hays code required villainous actions always be punished
we all have skeletons coming out of our closets
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 AM
we all have skeletons coming out of our closets
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From “On it!” to “Rest in peace” is a wild ride
January 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
From “On it!” to “Rest in peace” is a wild ride
rewatching bojack horseman as i show it to my boyfriend and we're three episodes in and hoooooo damn the foreshadowing
January 13, 2026 at 4:56 AM
rewatching bojack horseman as i show it to my boyfriend and we're three episodes in and hoooooo damn the foreshadowing
WE'RE SO MESSY AND COMPLICATED
BUT I THINK EFFORTLESS IS OVERRATED
FIND MY WAY TO YOU FROM MILES APART
AND TAKE ME BACK TO WHERE THE FEELING STARTS
BUT I THINK EFFORTLESS IS OVERRATED
FIND MY WAY TO YOU FROM MILES APART
AND TAKE ME BACK TO WHERE THE FEELING STARTS
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
WE'RE SO MESSY AND COMPLICATED
BUT I THINK EFFORTLESS IS OVERRATED
FIND MY WAY TO YOU FROM MILES APART
AND TAKE ME BACK TO WHERE THE FEELING STARTS
BUT I THINK EFFORTLESS IS OVERRATED
FIND MY WAY TO YOU FROM MILES APART
AND TAKE ME BACK TO WHERE THE FEELING STARTS
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💿 EP RELEASE!! 💿
🎹 Do No Harm (Atrial Mix)
🎸 Do No Harm (Ventricular Mix)
By me, @jamies.page, & @snapcube.gay
OUT NOW
shadolith.bandcamp.com/album/do-no-...
🎹 Do No Harm (Atrial Mix)
🎸 Do No Harm (Ventricular Mix)
By me, @jamies.page, & @snapcube.gay
OUT NOW
shadolith.bandcamp.com/album/do-no-...
Do No Harm, by Jamie Paige, Marcy Nabors, & Penny Parker
2 track album
shadolith.bandcamp.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
💿 EP RELEASE!! 💿
🎹 Do No Harm (Atrial Mix)
🎸 Do No Harm (Ventricular Mix)
By me, @jamies.page, & @snapcube.gay
OUT NOW
shadolith.bandcamp.com/album/do-no-...
🎹 Do No Harm (Atrial Mix)
🎸 Do No Harm (Ventricular Mix)
By me, @jamies.page, & @snapcube.gay
OUT NOW
shadolith.bandcamp.com/album/do-no-...
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Curious noses.
This is the sort of welcome you get arriving home to your boy rats after visiting some girl rats. Or vice versa.
Like dogs, rats can learn much from each other’s smell - health, diet, relatedness, immune system compability. Imagine being able to do that with humans!
This is the sort of welcome you get arriving home to your boy rats after visiting some girl rats. Or vice versa.
Like dogs, rats can learn much from each other’s smell - health, diet, relatedness, immune system compability. Imagine being able to do that with humans!
January 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Curious noses.
This is the sort of welcome you get arriving home to your boy rats after visiting some girl rats. Or vice versa.
Like dogs, rats can learn much from each other’s smell - health, diet, relatedness, immune system compability. Imagine being able to do that with humans!
This is the sort of welcome you get arriving home to your boy rats after visiting some girl rats. Or vice versa.
Like dogs, rats can learn much from each other’s smell - health, diet, relatedness, immune system compability. Imagine being able to do that with humans!
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Everybody already drew the other guy, so I'm keeping it fresh.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Everybody already drew the other guy, so I'm keeping it fresh.
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Dear All News Sites: Stop auto-playing videos in the article! I'm there to READ the article. Stop popping shit up over the video while I'm trying to pause it! Stop popping up the fucking video in the fucking corner while I'm scrolling! DON'T MAKE IT AUTO PLAY AGAIN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
January 7, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Dear All News Sites: Stop auto-playing videos in the article! I'm there to READ the article. Stop popping shit up over the video while I'm trying to pause it! Stop popping up the fucking video in the fucking corner while I'm scrolling! DON'T MAKE IT AUTO PLAY AGAIN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
important message to all bluesky users
self-reminder:
BLUE LIGHT FILTERS IN SIDE ROOM
BLUE LIGHT FILTERS IN SIDE ROOM
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 AM
self-reminder:
BLUE LIGHT FILTERS IN SIDE ROOM
BLUE LIGHT FILTERS IN SIDE ROOM
deeply fucked up that it's a hell of a lot easier to get cigarettes than it is to get proper anxiety meds
January 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
deeply fucked up that it's a hell of a lot easier to get cigarettes than it is to get proper anxiety meds
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If i was this chopped i wouldn't be so jolly🙄
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
If i was this chopped i wouldn't be so jolly🙄
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I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago