Human AF
@de-de-t.bsky.social
I know my period is gonna be a doozy when I take 2 advil my mouth and somehow my vagina immediately spits them MFs right back out.
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I know my period is gonna be a doozy when I take 2 advil my mouth and somehow my vagina immediately spits them MFs right back out.
I've said it before and I'll say it every time I think about it:
Rich people should be forced to live on a 65,000/yr TAXED salary for 5 years. No exceptions. No wiggle room. THEN I want them to come back and tell me how all the dolls and lattes and avocado toast they bought kept them broke.
Rich people should be forced to live on a 65,000/yr TAXED salary for 5 years. No exceptions. No wiggle room. THEN I want them to come back and tell me how all the dolls and lattes and avocado toast they bought kept them broke.
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it every time I think about it:
Rich people should be forced to live on a 65,000/yr TAXED salary for 5 years. No exceptions. No wiggle room. THEN I want them to come back and tell me how all the dolls and lattes and avocado toast they bought kept them broke.
Rich people should be forced to live on a 65,000/yr TAXED salary for 5 years. No exceptions. No wiggle room. THEN I want them to come back and tell me how all the dolls and lattes and avocado toast they bought kept them broke.
The Orange administration runs on extortion, bribery and blackmail not policy. All these people letting them get away with literal murder (*cough* SCOTUS) are doing so just because they want to hold on to their wealth and power. There is no ideology. There is only greed and cowardice.
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Orange administration runs on extortion, bribery and blackmail not policy. All these people letting them get away with literal murder (*cough* SCOTUS) are doing so just because they want to hold on to their wealth and power. There is no ideology. There is only greed and cowardice.
The fact that *The Diary of Anne Frank* was required reading for us in middle school but not *Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl* should've been a much bigger red flag than it was.
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The fact that *The Diary of Anne Frank* was required reading for us in middle school but not *Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl* should've been a much bigger red flag than it was.
Today is the 62nd anniversary of JFK's assassination. His nephew, RFK Jr., celebrated the solemn occasion by setting several austistic children loose in a garden maze and hunting them for sport.
He had a good time.
He had a good time.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Today is the 62nd anniversary of JFK's assassination. His nephew, RFK Jr., celebrated the solemn occasion by setting several austistic children loose in a garden maze and hunting them for sport.
He had a good time.
He had a good time.
This nigga could start The Purge and you crazy MFs would make excuses for how much it's gonna stimulate economic growth. We're living in the Upside Down. 😩
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This nigga could start The Purge and you crazy MFs would make excuses for how much it's gonna stimulate economic growth. We're living in the Upside Down. 😩
Remember when Agent Orange randomly started talking wistfully about the size of Arnold Palmer's junk at one of his rallies? #EpsteinFiles
Mmmmmhmmm....
Mmmmmhmmm....
a woman wearing a white hat and an apron is holding a spoon in her hand .
ALT: a woman wearing a white hat and an apron is holding a spoon in her hand .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Remember when Agent Orange randomly started talking wistfully about the size of Arnold Palmer's junk at one of his rallies? #EpsteinFiles
Mmmmmhmmm....
Mmmmmhmmm....
I'm a simple woman. I don't want much--just a nice home, to make good memories with good people, to be able to take care of my family, and for all those who have wronged me to know endless suffering.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm a simple woman. I don't want much--just a nice home, to make good memories with good people, to be able to take care of my family, and for all those who have wronged me to know endless suffering.
Boycotting Black Friday is a great idea for the people who can actually afford to participate.
The rest of us who can barely keep our heads above water from week to week should just be fucking shit up since we can't afford to shop even when it's on sale.
The rest of us who can barely keep our heads above water from week to week should just be fucking shit up since we can't afford to shop even when it's on sale.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Boycotting Black Friday is a great idea for the people who can actually afford to participate.
The rest of us who can barely keep our heads above water from week to week should just be fucking shit up since we can't afford to shop even when it's on sale.
The rest of us who can barely keep our heads above water from week to week should just be fucking shit up since we can't afford to shop even when it's on sale.
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SCOTUS has granted a stay in Trump v. Orr, the trans passport case, meaning that the government will be able to once again deny gender marker changes to trans passport applicants.
This is a terrible decision with horrifying consequences for trans folks.
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
This is a terrible decision with horrifying consequences for trans folks.
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
SCOTUS has granted a stay in Trump v. Orr, the trans passport case, meaning that the government will be able to once again deny gender marker changes to trans passport applicants.
This is a terrible decision with horrifying consequences for trans folks.
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
This is a terrible decision with horrifying consequences for trans folks.
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
ALL bigots are liars.
Yes... absolutely all of them.
It's impossible to be regarded as an honest person when you make up reasons to disdain entire groups of people just because they're different from you.
Yes... absolutely all of them.
It's impossible to be regarded as an honest person when you make up reasons to disdain entire groups of people just because they're different from you.
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
ALL bigots are liars.
Yes... absolutely all of them.
It's impossible to be regarded as an honest person when you make up reasons to disdain entire groups of people just because they're different from you.
Yes... absolutely all of them.
It's impossible to be regarded as an honest person when you make up reasons to disdain entire groups of people just because they're different from you.
I love how self-control is rarely the focal point in all these "alpha male" diatribes about masculinity.
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I love how self-control is rarely the focal point in all these "alpha male" diatribes about masculinity.
White folk got so hung up on being "replaced" but didn't realize it was AI, not "The Jews" or whoever tf. 🙄
October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
White folk got so hung up on being "replaced" but didn't realize it was AI, not "The Jews" or whoever tf. 🙄
Baby, coffee got so expensive I may as well switch to cocaine. 😮💨
October 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Baby, coffee got so expensive I may as well switch to cocaine. 😮💨
And y'all voted for a MF who lies this damn bad
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
And y'all voted for a MF who lies this damn bad
Also... when are you MFs gonna finally stop arguing about celebrities and turn all that focus and critique inward? It's past time for us to move on as a society from celebrity worship. Their very existence as a venerated, elite class is part of the problem.
October 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Also... when are you MFs gonna finally stop arguing about celebrities and turn all that focus and critique inward? It's past time for us to move on as a society from celebrity worship. Their very existence as a venerated, elite class is part of the problem.
I just want all of you who are basing your entire identities (be it online or off) on being leftist or liberal or anti-MAGA or whatever tf know that it makes you look just as goofy as the MAGAs, conservatives and bigots who do the same. All of you are missing the same point.
October 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just want all of you who are basing your entire identities (be it online or off) on being leftist or liberal or anti-MAGA or whatever tf know that it makes you look just as goofy as the MAGAs, conservatives and bigots who do the same. All of you are missing the same point.
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"We are each other's harvest; we are each other's business; we are each other's magnitude and bond." Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
Years later, when facing the firing firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia would recall when his father first told him that congress had not authorized the use of military force.
October 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"We are each other's harvest; we are each other's business; we are each other's magnitude and bond." Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
Hi, new to the #Dexter Universe and I just wanna express my very deep and profund disdain for this person. Is there a "Fuck Deb Morgan" support group of some sort that I can join? I just really need community right now to help me through this... 😮💨
October 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hi, new to the #Dexter Universe and I just wanna express my very deep and profund disdain for this person. Is there a "Fuck Deb Morgan" support group of some sort that I can join? I just really need community right now to help me through this... 😮💨
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Today, 33% of all the electricity used in Oregon is attributed to data centers.
In Virginia, it’s 37%.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
In Virginia, it’s 37%.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Data Centers Use a Lot of Energy. You May Be Paying for It
AI data centers are pushing up energy costs all over the US. On today’s Big Take podcast: an investigation into who's footing the bill.
www.bloomberg.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Today, 33% of all the electricity used in Oregon is attributed to data centers.
In Virginia, it’s 37%.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
In Virginia, it’s 37%.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
🗣📢 THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE FUCKING DATA CENTERS. Good day.
September 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
🗣📢 THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE FUCKING DATA CENTERS. Good day.
🗣HEAR YE, HEAR YE.
In addition to the tariffs on films made outside of the US, the Mad Orange King has declared a tariff on all parties that he's not invited to and all inside jokes that he hasn't been made privy to.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
In addition to the tariffs on films made outside of the US, the Mad Orange King has declared a tariff on all parties that he's not invited to and all inside jokes that he hasn't been made privy to.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
🗣HEAR YE, HEAR YE.
In addition to the tariffs on films made outside of the US, the Mad Orange King has declared a tariff on all parties that he's not invited to and all inside jokes that he hasn't been made privy to.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
In addition to the tariffs on films made outside of the US, the Mad Orange King has declared a tariff on all parties that he's not invited to and all inside jokes that he hasn't been made privy to.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Walking out on Netanyahu is real cute, but when is one of y'all with the right access and opportunity gonna be bad enough to go up there and beat his ass? #UNGeneralAssembly
September 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Walking out on Netanyahu is real cute, but when is one of y'all with the right access and opportunity gonna be bad enough to go up there and beat his ass? #UNGeneralAssembly
Look... we still got a few hours left on this Rapture Tuesday and I just wanna ask: if I get left behind, is Christ gonna leave the liquor too?
September 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Look... we still got a few hours left on this Rapture Tuesday and I just wanna ask: if I get left behind, is Christ gonna leave the liquor too?