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dani
@ddross.bsky.social
🎺 in @plasticpresidents.bsky.social, muppet enthusiast, copywriting extraordinaire
skeets don’t reflect values of my employer etc etc etc
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Our winter coat drive is back! Starting Monday November 24th running until January 5th, we're working with @legendcomicsandcoffee to collect cold weather gear for our neighbors.

We're looking for clean, lightly used or new coats, gloves, hats, scarves, blankets and other cold weather supplies.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
you can tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how often I post on this fuckass app
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
please @bsky.app I need a drafts feature bad
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
even the most glamorous of women eat a can of French cut green beans for dinner and nothing else sometimes
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
ducks
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
new 4 hour defunctland
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
do you guys ever think about your digital footprint and just like. shiver
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I spend 75% of social interactions trying to make up for being weird and off-putting and that just makes me seem even more weird and off-putting
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
sometimes you just have to shave a slit in your eyebrow about it and move on
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
if you’re looking for a job in copywriting/marketing and live in Omaha, KC, Des Moines or Dallas, shoot me a message!
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I made something either helpful or evil you decide

open.spotify.com/playlist/2o1...
beatles playlist for people who think they don’t like the beatles
open.spotify.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
autumn 7, probs the last one
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Here in Omaha the window washers are risking life and limb because the construction of a streetcar no one wants has closed multiple local businesses and is now causing power outages.
Power went out in my building and the windows washers got stuck, so they had to rappel down the side of the building
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
how did you use your free will unconventionally today? I taught myself how to Charleston swivel
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
ska purists are truly the most insufferable mfers on the planet.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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if I perfect my home latte-making and listen to Led Zeppelin in the morning the winter cannot hurt me
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
autumn 6
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
yeah it’s November but I’m still gonna wear socks with sandals
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Harmonic Convergence countdown continues
li.sten.to/mihc
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
woke up to new episodes from both my favorite podcasts. made an amaretto oat milk latte. never kill yourself
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
if I perfect my home latte-making and listen to Led Zeppelin in the morning the winter cannot hurt me
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
when you hear a song you like and go look up the artist on Instagram and they define their music as incelcore
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
autumn 5
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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fastest burrito in Iowa
see you tonight Chicago
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Farmer’s Almanac is ending. we should all just off ourselves
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM