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dani
@ddross.bsky.social
🎺 in @plasticpresidents.bsky.social, muppet enthusiast, copywriting extraordinaire
skeets don’t reflect values of my employer etc etc etc
iT nEeDs CaLiBrAtEd
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I’m letting you all see the state of my couch cushions with every selfie and I think that’s about as intimate as I can get
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
don’t worry I have plenty of nonsense to go around
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
it’s my specialty
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
that sounds about right yeah
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
wtf HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m sorry this is so funny
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
omg his little feets
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
bonus
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
zoom in on pic 1 and you might spot some friends🦌
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I am so sick of this fuckass streetcar and its consequences
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM