dani
@ddross.bsky.social
🎺 in @plasticpresidents.bsky.social, muppet enthusiast, walking Beatles encyclopedia, copywriting extraordinaire
skeets don’t reflect values of my employer etc etc etc
skeets don’t reflect values of my employer etc etc etc
if I worked at cabela’s i would simply climb into the aquarium and give the gar a kiss
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
if I worked at cabela’s i would simply climb into the aquarium and give the gar a kiss
one thing about me is I’m always gonna say yes to going to the feed store
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
one thing about me is I’m always gonna say yes to going to the feed store
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I love my big fat chungus life
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I love my big fat chungus life
Charlie Brown this, Charlie Brown that. well Linus was kind of a bootlicking bitch if we’re being honest. I think we’re missing the real story here
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Charlie Brown this, Charlie Brown that. well Linus was kind of a bootlicking bitch if we’re being honest. I think we’re missing the real story here
and god said unto thee: your 20s will be wack as fuck. amen.
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
and god said unto thee: your 20s will be wack as fuck. amen.
I want all my beautiful trans sisters to know that cis women are also thinking of how we can be prettier or smaller or more feminine or more desirable basically every day until we die. it’s not always just gender dysphoria, it’s often thru a lens of internalized misogyny! don’t fall for it!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I want all my beautiful trans sisters to know that cis women are also thinking of how we can be prettier or smaller or more feminine or more desirable basically every day until we die. it’s not always just gender dysphoria, it’s often thru a lens of internalized misogyny! don’t fall for it!!!!!
you think you can embarrass ME??? I’ve written BEATLES YAOI
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
you think you can embarrass ME??? I’ve written BEATLES YAOI
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He’s really goin’ for it boys
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
He’s really goin’ for it boys
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Our winter coat drive is back! Starting Monday November 24th running until January 5th, we're working with @legendcomicsandcoffee to collect cold weather gear for our neighbors.
We're looking for clean, lightly used or new coats, gloves, hats, scarves, blankets and other cold weather supplies.
We're looking for clean, lightly used or new coats, gloves, hats, scarves, blankets and other cold weather supplies.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Our winter coat drive is back! Starting Monday November 24th running until January 5th, we're working with @legendcomicsandcoffee to collect cold weather gear for our neighbors.
We're looking for clean, lightly used or new coats, gloves, hats, scarves, blankets and other cold weather supplies.
We're looking for clean, lightly used or new coats, gloves, hats, scarves, blankets and other cold weather supplies.
you can tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how often I post on this fuckass app
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
you can tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how often I post on this fuckass app
even the most glamorous of women eat a can of French cut green beans for dinner and nothing else sometimes
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
even the most glamorous of women eat a can of French cut green beans for dinner and nothing else sometimes
do you guys ever think about your digital footprint and just like. shiver
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
do you guys ever think about your digital footprint and just like. shiver
I spend 75% of social interactions trying to make up for being weird and off-putting and that just makes me seem even more weird and off-putting
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I spend 75% of social interactions trying to make up for being weird and off-putting and that just makes me seem even more weird and off-putting
sometimes you just have to shave a slit in your eyebrow about it and move on
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
sometimes you just have to shave a slit in your eyebrow about it and move on
if you’re looking for a job in copywriting/marketing and live in Omaha, KC, Des Moines or Dallas, shoot me a message!
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
if you’re looking for a job in copywriting/marketing and live in Omaha, KC, Des Moines or Dallas, shoot me a message!
beatles playlist for people who think they don’t like the beatles
open.spotify.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
autumn 7, probs the last one
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
autumn 7, probs the last one
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Here in Omaha the window washers are risking life and limb because the construction of a streetcar no one wants has closed multiple local businesses and is now causing power outages.
Power went out in my building and the windows washers got stuck, so they had to rappel down the side of the building
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Here in Omaha the window washers are risking life and limb because the construction of a streetcar no one wants has closed multiple local businesses and is now causing power outages.
how did you use your free will unconventionally today? I taught myself how to Charleston swivel
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
how did you use your free will unconventionally today? I taught myself how to Charleston swivel
ska purists are truly the most insufferable mfers on the planet.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
ska purists are truly the most insufferable mfers on the planet.
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if I perfect my home latte-making and listen to Led Zeppelin in the morning the winter cannot hurt me
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
if I perfect my home latte-making and listen to Led Zeppelin in the morning the winter cannot hurt me