Nato Jacobs
dcmadness202.bsky.social
Nato Jacobs
@dcmadness202.bsky.social
Still posting for people with jobs, people without jobs, middle class, upper class, high class; all that. Cats, snakes, chickens, ducks, elderly people and twerkers
Pinned
For comparison for those who don’t live in DC:

Trump’s Parade vs. The Washington Nationals World Series Parade on the same street
Can’t even enjoy the men’s Wargames match with a sex offender and a racist on the same team. I’ll catch the highlights
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
John Cena wasn’t wrong; just ahead of the curve
Again Nikki Bella does nothing for me
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The crowd adopting Booker T’s adlibs will always be funny
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Not as bad as JaVale McGee was against Blake Griffin
Periodic reminder that Andre Iguodala was ROBBED of that Slam Dunk trophy.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Dirty Dom vs. Demon Finn Balor at Wrestlemania for the IC title. I need it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
There’s gonna be a lot of broken children’s faces when Gunther beats Cena up and down Chinatown in DC in two weeks.
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Shoutout to Liv Morgan for coming back from a shoulder surgery in just 5 months. The procedure she had is normally a 6-9 month recovery.
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
John Cena is doing all Make-a-Wish requests on this tour and I’m here for it
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I am sports entertained!
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Roxanne was cheesing so hard getting to take out Cena
Lmaoooo Dirty Dom you piece of shit.
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oh. This is definitely a work
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oh no. Please tell me this is a work
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I was thinking another woman would come out and even things out. I didn’t think about it being Liv. Now I’m invested
I hope Liv come back and costs Dom the gold
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
YUP
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Shoutout to the “Brock’s got a weird case, why is he around?” sign. #SurvivorSeries
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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"Wikipedia isn't reliable enough to cite but ChatGPT is fine." What an industry.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Six-Lack
How do you say 6lack?
I know I'm old (it's fine) but I just had the realization that I might be saying (in my head? NLE Choppa wrong...I've been saying (in my head) Nile, like the river but in my defense I've never heard anyone say his name outloud because well I don't know anyone that young in real life.
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m really hoping for more postgame shenanigans in Ann Arbor when this game ends
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Some more nonsense about not seeing color because he’s got a white wife and biracial kids.
So, what is Sherrone going to say?
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I did my math wrong. This would be FIVE straight losses to Michigan by Ryan Day if they lose today. He will be fired by 5:30 pm today if OSU loses again
If Ryan Day loses to Michigan for a FOURTH straight season?! Back-to-back national titles won’t save him. That boy is COOKED.
I don’t think they they would *fire* him if they somehow lose today

HOWEVER
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Absolutely
Also Orange juice with pulp is trash
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If Ryan Day loses to Michigan for a FOURTH straight season?! Back-to-back national titles won’t save him. That boy is COOKED.
I don’t think they they would *fire* him if they somehow lose today

HOWEVER
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
YIKES AGGIES
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM