Nato Jacobs
@dcmadness202.bsky.social
Still posting for people with jobs, people without jobs, middle class, upper class, high class; all that. Cats, snakes, chickens, ducks, elderly people and twerkers
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Nato Jacobs
@dcmadness202.bsky.social
· Jun 15
For comparison for those who don’t live in DC:
Trump’s Parade vs. The Washington Nationals World Series Parade on the same street
Trump’s Parade vs. The Washington Nationals World Series Parade on the same street
I did my math wrong. This would be FIVE straight losses to Michigan by Ryan Day if they lose today. He will be fired by 5:30 pm today if OSU loses again
If Ryan Day loses to Michigan for a FOURTH straight season?! Back-to-back national titles won’t save him. That boy is COOKED.
I don’t think they they would *fire* him if they somehow lose today
HOWEVER
HOWEVER
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I did my math wrong. This would be FIVE straight losses to Michigan by Ryan Day if they lose today. He will be fired by 5:30 pm today if OSU loses again
Absolutely
Also Orange juice with pulp is trash
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Absolutely
If Ryan Day loses to Michigan for a FOURTH straight season?! Back-to-back national titles won’t save him. That boy is COOKED.
I don’t think they they would *fire* him if they somehow lose today
HOWEVER
HOWEVER
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If Ryan Day loses to Michigan for a FOURTH straight season?! Back-to-back national titles won’t save him. That boy is COOKED.
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“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
Ok. There’s no way Texas blows it now, right?
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Ok. There’s no way Texas blows it now, right?
“You THINK you wanna be out here…”
Every man wants a nympho until they get a nympho... you dont want that pressure at this big age.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“You THINK you wanna be out here…”
The worst thing that happened to the National Guard in DC before today was someone playing the Darth Vader theme song. The AG successfully sued to remove them by 12/13. My tin foil hat is on because this feels like a false flag pretense to justify a longer occupation of DC.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The worst thing that happened to the National Guard in DC before today was someone playing the Darth Vader theme song. The AG successfully sued to remove them by 12/13. My tin foil hat is on because this feels like a false flag pretense to justify a longer occupation of DC.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Um…hemorrhoid bursting?
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Um…hemorrhoid bursting?
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Gin’jale
What’s everyone’s Thanksgiving beverage of choice?
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Gin’jale
MURIEL BOWSER WON’T BE MY MAYOR AFTER NEXT YEAR!
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
MURIEL BOWSER WON’T BE MY MAYOR AFTER NEXT YEAR!
Hold on now. A Pup Named Scooby Doo had hits, though. Meghan Trainor has never put out anything as good as the cheese monster chase song
Meghan Trainor's music always sounds like it belongs playing in the background of A Pup Named Scooby Doo's chase scenes. Thanks, I hate it!
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hold on now. A Pup Named Scooby Doo had hits, though. Meghan Trainor has never put out anything as good as the cheese monster chase song
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Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Nike co-founder Phil Knight makes record-setting donation to help elect Republicans
It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
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If the Dems had any fuckin’ brains, saying “the part of Epstein is trying to make laws that let them look in your kid’s pants” would be a pretty easy way to crush the Republicans
it’s also a thing where people can be convinced. the right got some people worked up about trans women in sports but possible to get people a lot more worked up about individual/parental rights, genital inspectors, etc
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If the Dems had any fuckin’ brains, saying “the part of Epstein is trying to make laws that let them look in your kid’s pants” would be a pretty easy way to crush the Republicans
Corn liquor with THESE card games? I sense some stabbing
Spades. Tonk. Bid Whist.
A damn good time lol. Throw some corn liquor in there for extra razzle dazzle.
A damn good time lol. Throw some corn liquor in there for extra razzle dazzle.
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Corn liquor with THESE card games? I sense some stabbing
Yall let me know when and where so I can put my sideline coverage skills to work AND get some more patients for my PT clinic.
somebody needs to organize an old nigga Blacksky hoop session
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Yall let me know when and where so I can put my sideline coverage skills to work AND get some more patients for my PT clinic.
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We been knew Pharrell ain't have nothing but a echo between them ears - that's why his beats be so good
Nobody walks into an interview begging, “Hire me because I’m Black.” We walk in saying, hire me, I’m qualified. Hire me, my degree cost the same as everyone else’s. Hire me, I earned this and I need a job just like anyone else.
Hire me, don’t discriminate against me.
Hire me, respect me in my role.
Hire me, don’t discriminate against me.
Hire me, respect me in my role.
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
We been knew Pharrell ain't have nothing but a echo between them ears - that's why his beats be so good
CATHY ENGLEBERT! YOU WILL CRUMBLE! Dallas gets the lottery win two years in a row smh
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
CATHY ENGLEBERT! YOU WILL CRUMBLE! Dallas gets the lottery win two years in a row smh
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Zohran Mamdani standing beside the President of the United States just said that the US is funding Israel's genocide and yet can't take care of its own unhoused children on live television.
I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Zohran Mamdani standing beside the President of the United States just said that the US is funding Israel's genocide and yet can't take care of its own unhoused children on live television.
I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
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there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
She told JD to go sleep on the couch and he said “say less”
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
She told JD to go sleep on the couch and he said “say less”
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
Be Prepared
Zero to Hero
I2I
Circle of Life
Friend Like Me
Zero to Hero
I2I
Circle of Life
Friend Like Me
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Be Prepared
Zero to Hero
I2I
Circle of Life
Friend Like Me
Zero to Hero
I2I
Circle of Life
Friend Like Me