Darren Newman
@dazzalldarren.bsky.social
Half wit enjoying half wit things
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It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
Hope you are well, Ed
@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Just had notification your show Sunday has had to be cancelled.
@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Just had notification your show Sunday has had to be cancelled.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hope you are well, Ed
@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Just had notification your show Sunday has had to be cancelled.
@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Just had notification your show Sunday has had to be cancelled.
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September 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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🚨Stephen Lennon is marching again in London this weekend. He insists he isn’t a racist, says it over and over, but the facts tell a different story. Here are five reasons why “Tommy Robinson” is a racist.
September 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
🚨Stephen Lennon is marching again in London this weekend. He insists he isn’t a racist, says it over and over, but the facts tell a different story. Here are five reasons why “Tommy Robinson” is a racist.
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On the same day in the Telegraph:
![The Telegraph
Rayner tax scandal - £40k tax dodge - Statement
Angela Rayner dodges £40,000 stamp duty
Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence
[Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday]
Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent
29 August 2025 8:57am BST](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kf2qj56o2vq7jfaq4x4ogp6/bafkreihe5mm7nwmwvzhtgadmsafyvsaxhrufuai2d2j2rju5zt6g2lytea@jpeg)
![The Telegraph
Money > Property > Second homes
How to avoid tax on your second home
From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net
[Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto]
Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer
29 August 2025 1:21pm BST](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kf2qj56o2vq7jfaq4x4ogp6/bafkreieuwgc2vsmyfcctmf4cnpcqckij2pqdk2gmzajpnihrsqyqmzyr5e@jpeg)
September 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
On the same day in the Telegraph:
Hi Martin
FYI
@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com
Had this scam video pop up as an in game advert.
I screenshot it to flag up and it completely froze my phone.
All good people of MSE land - BEWARE
FYI
@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com
Had this scam video pop up as an in game advert.
I screenshot it to flag up and it completely froze my phone.
All good people of MSE land - BEWARE
August 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Hi Martin
FYI
@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com
Had this scam video pop up as an in game advert.
I screenshot it to flag up and it completely froze my phone.
All good people of MSE land - BEWARE
FYI
@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com
Had this scam video pop up as an in game advert.
I screenshot it to flag up and it completely froze my phone.
All good people of MSE land - BEWARE
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Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️
July 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️
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Wife picked our daughter's name when she was born - Saila. I've held it in for 16 years until the first time she came home drunk this weekend and I got to sing what shall we do with a drunken sailor at her. Then she threw up on my wife's slippers. It was worth the wait.
July 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Wife picked our daughter's name when she was born - Saila. I've held it in for 16 years until the first time she came home drunk this weekend and I got to sing what shall we do with a drunken sailor at her. Then she threw up on my wife's slippers. It was worth the wait.
Not as big, or as popular, as they were in the 80s
July 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Not as big, or as popular, as they were in the 80s
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Hey there Scott Walker. I noticed you deleted this after learning that in fact the shooter was from the right. I don’t think it matters either way, violence is violence, so I’m waiting for you to tweet the same thing with corrected facts?
Cuz you’re uh, to use your words, “being silent.”
Cuz you’re uh, to use your words, “being silent.”
June 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hey there Scott Walker. I noticed you deleted this after learning that in fact the shooter was from the right. I don’t think it matters either way, violence is violence, so I’m waiting for you to tweet the same thing with corrected facts?
Cuz you’re uh, to use your words, “being silent.”
Cuz you’re uh, to use your words, “being silent.”
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What do we think?🤔
Hmm…. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious.
Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story!
So, what’s going on here?
Let’s take a look!👀
🧵
1/13
Hmm…. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious.
Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story!
So, what’s going on here?
Let’s take a look!👀
🧵
1/13
June 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
What do we think?🤔
Hmm…. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious.
Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story!
So, what’s going on here?
Let’s take a look!👀
🧵
1/13
Hmm…. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious.
Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story!
So, what’s going on here?
Let’s take a look!👀
🧵
1/13
Happy Birthday, Emma @emmakennedy.bsky.social
When was that photo?
When was that photo?
May 28, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Happy Birthday, Emma @emmakennedy.bsky.social
When was that photo?
When was that photo?
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This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
April 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
Hi @daraobriain.bsky.social
You don't have to do those corporate gigs
Jake says they have a vacancy. Red27 is on paternity leave
You don't have to do those corporate gigs
Jake says they have a vacancy. Red27 is on paternity leave
April 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hi @daraobriain.bsky.social
You don't have to do those corporate gigs
Jake says they have a vacancy. Red27 is on paternity leave
You don't have to do those corporate gigs
Jake says they have a vacancy. Red27 is on paternity leave
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We only rate dogs. This is a gremlin that just worked a double shift. Not sure they should be driving. Please offer them a lift, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10
March 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
We only rate dogs. This is a gremlin that just worked a double shift. Not sure they should be driving. Please offer them a lift, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10
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America, just in case you thought Friday went well here’s how the London Times saw it …..
March 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
America, just in case you thought Friday went well here’s how the London Times saw it …..
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Keir Starmer to Ukraine’s President Zelensky in Downing Street: “I hope you heard some of that cheering in the street — that is the people of the United Kingdom coming out to demonstrate how much they support you, how much they support Ukraine and our absolute determination to stand with you.”
March 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Keir Starmer to Ukraine’s President Zelensky in Downing Street: “I hope you heard some of that cheering in the street — that is the people of the United Kingdom coming out to demonstrate how much they support you, how much they support Ukraine and our absolute determination to stand with you.”
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When you can’t even spell the word you’re looking up. 📖😅 #CalvinAndHobbes #LibraryStruggles
February 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When you can’t even spell the word you’re looking up. 📖😅 #CalvinAndHobbes #LibraryStruggles
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“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Not a King, but a Russian Pawn
January 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Not a King, but a Russian Pawn
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January 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Like a samovar dispensing minestrone soup
What on earth have I eaten?
What on earth have I eaten?
December 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Like a samovar dispensing minestrone soup
What on earth have I eaten?
What on earth have I eaten?
@shappikhorsandi.bsky.social
Hi Shaparak
Hi Shaparak
November 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
@shappikhorsandi.bsky.social
Hi Shaparak
Hi Shaparak
Saw this and thought of you
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social
November 21, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Saw this and thought of you
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social