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David B. Himself
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The French Dadaist of Bluesky.
A social media savant navigating the absurdity of global discourse with French flair. (according to BlueskyRoast)

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mitildide.bsky.social
On pourrait aussi demander à son voisin de nous lobotomiser derrière la boulangerie avec une fourchette à escargots
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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atsemtex.bsky.social
pauvre loser
Au musée, un papa accompagné de son petit garçon contemple une toile abstraite : « Pff mon fils de 6 ans en fait autant ! » La conservatrice intervient : « L’artiste de cette pièce a 5 ans… » À côté d’elle, un enfant grimé en hipster toise la famille d’un air suffisant. Le père crie à son fils : « Pauvre loser !! » [fin]
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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maxberger.bsky.social
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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sardonicus.eu
a large apartment building with a single window illuminated. a figure stood in that window. A lot of people struggle with sleep because it requires peace
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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bouletcorp.bsky.social
Pour une fois que j'essaie d'être mesuré, de me dire "non, si ça se trouve cette personne a été mal comprise", il s'avère que la pensée de ladite personne est très exactement le bol de pus qu'on m'avait présenté.
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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sardonicus.eu
Still from Salò The 120 Days of Sodom two men talking They've no idea the bourgeoisie has never hesitated to kill its children.
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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sardonicus.eu
Enjoy The Bible in Filthy English The vigorous, expressive language of The Bible in Filthy English has titillated many. "I can forget l'm reading and just groove alongside the characters," one reader writes. "Gutenberg would be proud of this one," writes another. "This is exactly what we need to convert the Engineers!' writes the Rev. Mr. G. READ: What Jesus really said to the money-changers! LEARN: Why Adam and Eve were really expelled from the Garden of Eden! DISCOVER: What Delialah really cut off that destroyed Samon's strength! FIND OUT: What Noah really did on his ark! Complete and full-colour glossy pictures in graphic detail!
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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phillewis.bsky.social
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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thecovidinfoguy.bsky.social
Mild Covid-19 linked to structural brain changes and neuronal damage.

"Research shows that even mild cases of Covid-19 can lead to measurable brain damage and neurodegeneration, especially when cognitive symptoms such as memory decline persist after infection."

Source: archive.md/YYZlL
A news article preview showing brain images with highlighted red areas indicating structural changes. The images appear in pairs, displaying different views of the brain. Below the images, the headline reads: “Mild Covid-19 linked to structural brain changes and neuronal damage” and the subheading states: “Research shows that even mild cases of Covid-19 can lead to measurable brain dam…” The source is labeled “KBR · 20h.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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mollytanzer.bsky.social
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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bonfire.indieweb.social.ap.brid.gy
Do you want to help people escape Big Tech and join the open social web? We need help to boost the Bonfire campaign. With #givingtuesday momentum is on our side, but most people stuck on enshitified platforms only see content from people still active there.

If that's you, pick a template below […]
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December 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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gator.mamot.fr.ap.brid.gy
Americans today: "Oh, no, he committed war crimes?!?"

Me: "wait, isn't it business as usual for the US?"

#murica #unitedstates #warcrime
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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pauleric70.bsky.social
Francesca Albanese speaks for humanity when she speaks for Palestinians 🇵🇸:

‘It’s not 75 years since the Nakba. It’s 75 years OF the Nakba.’

It’s ethnic cleansing.
It’s genocide.
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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dnschmidt.com
My friends can't believe I slept my way to the top, but man, that was one boring roller coaster.
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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davidbhimself.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Oui mais, condamnez-vous les violences pâtissières ?

#france
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
davidbhimself.online
Okay, people. Roblox, yeah or nay?

My son and his friend are begging me to let my son sign up, but while I don't know much about it, it sounds like it's not a good place.

#Roblox
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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maximaxime.bsky.social
Tous prêts a voyager dans le temps pour tuer Hitler mais à condamner le fait de lancer un œuf sur un faf dans le présent apparemment
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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criminalsimpsons.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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blaine.bsky.social
Six months ago, I joined New_ Public to help build a new social platform for local communities. Today, I could't be more excited and proud to share what our amazing little team has cooked up, and is launching in closed beta this week.

Learn more at joinroundabout.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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fhp.bsky.social
The 'arresting presidents club' is what all the cool kids are part of.
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
davidbhimself.online
Dîtes les Français, est-ce que les médias en sont au stade "Oui mais est-ce que vous condamnez les violences avec des œufs ?" quand quelqu'un parle du fascisme de manière non-positive ou pas encore ?

#France #Oeuf #Farine #Bardella #EstCeQueVousCondamnezLesViolences
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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colinlebedev.cpesr.fr
Il faut arrêter de dire que la crise provoquée par la révélation d’un réseau de corruption en Ukraine affaiblit Zelensky. C’est plutôt le contraire. Et le dire nourrit le message russo/américain sur l’illégitimité de la démocratie ukrainienne.
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contraire.et
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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taigasangare.bsky.social
Que j'aime (non) ces braves gens se déclarant de gauche de vraie qui ce matin ont tous sorti le canot et les rames pour venir faire la morale sur l'air "désolé l'oeuf de Bardella c'est une violence in-to-lé-rable vous ne pouvez pas cautionner débat d'idées."
Déjà, les mecs, un oeuf.
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December 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM