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David B. Himself
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The French Dadaist of Bluesky.
A social media savant navigating the absurdity of global discourse with French flair. (according to BlueskyRoast)

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On trouve parfois des chefs d’œuvres sur Wikipedia.

#tarte #entartage #wikipedia
Un screenshot d'une photo trouvée sur wikipedia. En photo: une femme se faisant entarter. En légende (et c'est là qu'est le chef d'oeuvre à mes yeux : "illustration d'un entartage.")
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Today's gacha: a "capsule" hotel room. I love when gacha becomes meta.

#Japan #Gacha #GachaGacha #Gashapon #CapsuleHotel
A gacha (capsule toy) where you get a hotel room in a capsule. It's titled "capsule hotel"
August 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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You know you're back in Asia when planes look like this:

#Pokémon #Plane
An Air China plane (no idea of the type) entirely painted with Pokémon
August 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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It is the last weekend of August. You all know what this means: Halloween season has started in Japan!!!

(for those not in the know, Halloween season in Japan consists in seeing Halloween-themed things everywhere from September 1st to October 30th) (and that's all)

#Japan #Halloween
The "seasonal" aisle of a 100 yen shop in Japan, that's full of Halloween stuff.
August 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Le quiz du jour : où suis-je ?

#quiz
Un selfie avec une tour médiévale derrière moi. J'ai un sourire idiot (c'est voulu)
August 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Remember when I hinted that there were more than two wolves?

There were more. Many more...

#Wolves #art #Naoshima #CaiGuoQiang
A bunch of wolves running/flying seen from below (it's an art installation, not actual wolves. Actual wolves don't fly, silly)
June 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Someone: "Inside you, there are two wolves."

Me: "LOL! Dude... Seriously..."

#art #wolves
May 31, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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🤔
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Jules from Pulp Fiction Agent Dale Cooper Doc Brown Michael Bluth from Arrested Development
May 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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C'est quoi votre choc esthétique perso devant une oeuvre ?

Avant l'art abstrait, ça me faisait bien rigoler. Puis un jour, dans un virage du Hirshhorn Museum, je me suis retrouvé aspiré par un tableau qui m'avait tendu une embuscade. Dedans j'y ai trouvé la clé des mystères de l'univers.
"Number 3, 1949: Tiger" de Jackson Pollock, Hirshhorn Museum, Washington DC.
May 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Le Japon, entre tradition et plastique.

#Japon #tradition #modernité #plastique
Des stèles religieuses japonaises dans un cabanon de plastique (normalement c'est en bois) sans oublier les bouteilles d'eau pour faire fuir les chats, ne me demandez pas, j'ai jamais compris le concept)
April 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Happy Easter, y'all

#Easter #Eggs
A small figure of an astronaut attacked by an alien facehugger jumping out of its egg.
April 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Hmmm... I want to be excited and think that Trump tanking his country's economy is the best thing that has happened to the yen in a decade or so, but I'm afraid that the world's economy is going to be in trouble too, so the yen being less worthless than before is just temporary.

#Japan
A graph showing the value of the Japanese yen spiking compared to the USD in the past few days.
April 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Building something...

#Japan #Lego
A tea house in Lego
March 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The second gacha today is High Heel Cats, because why not. Note that this is part two, so part one was quite popular apparently.

(3/3)

#Japan #Gacha #GachaGacha #Gashapon #Gachapon
A gacha machine selling "High Heel Cats" that is toys representing a high heel shoe that also is a cat stretching.
March 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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It's time for some new WTF Gacha!!!

Starting with some cute animals reenacting Munch's The Scream.

It's a good occasion to fix a misunderstanding that's been hindering you for years.

(1/3) ⤵️

#Japan #Gacha #GachaGacha #Gashapon #Gachapon #TheScream #EdvardMunch #art
A gacha machine where one can buy animals reenacting Munch's the Scream.
March 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
The famous cockpit shot from Empire Strikes Back with Chewbacca, C-3PO, Leia and Han.
March 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Four perfect albums released the year of your 16th birthday!

(three of them I still listen to regularly, the fourth one is way overdue for a listening session)
Pixies - Doolittle Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine The Cure - Disintegration De La Soul - Three Feet High and Rising
March 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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I guess I'll need to start a GoFundMe. (although, from its size, it looks like I'll only need to sell one kidney, not both this time)

#Lego #LordOfTheRings #Tolkien #LOTR
A picture of the upcoming Bag-end Lego set.
March 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Meanwhile in Europe and especially in France.

Source: mastodon.social/@rdegucht/11...

#France #Europe #Russie #Mélenchon #UE #Poutine
Poutine écrit sur un tableau blanc "- annex some of the world's most densely populated territories - bring all European countries under our influence - put an end to LGBT and ecological struggles, or to any expression of civil society outside the states". von der Leyden devant un slogan "Protecting what remains the most stable and successful experiment in democracy". Mélenchon regarde au loin : "Let's compromise"
March 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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I also did more positive things:

#TwinPeaks #Lego #DavidLynch #KyleMcLachlan
Gordon Cole and Dale Cooper in Lego
March 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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What I did this afternoon: the Axis of Evil in Lego.

#evil #UnitedStates #Lego #fascism
The president of the US and his two vice-presidents in Lego
March 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Happy Twin Peaks Day to those who celebrate.

Today is a good day to start (re)watching if you need to.

#TwinPeaks #DavidLynch
A screenshot of Twin Peak's first episode. Dale Cooper is driving and talking in his dictaphone: "Diane, 11:30a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.
February 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Finished!

#Lego #Jaws
The Jaws Lego set, complete, on a coffee table.
February 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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My plan for 2025: leave everything behind and join a circus.
At the circus. A clown inviting me on stage. Me on stage with the clown.
February 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Parfois, il n'y a pas besoin d'aller chercher bien loin pour trouver du franponais.

Le nouveau pull de ma fille.

Moi: "C'est toi qui l'a acheté ?"
Ma femme: "Oui."
"Et tu l'as lu avant ?"
"Non... Ah, oui, maintenant que tu le dis."

(1/2)

#Japon #français #franponais
Un pull avec écrit blanc sur noir "Avoir du Persil" en gros et dessous en plus petit : "Faites des bêtises, mais faites-les avec enthousiasme."
February 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM