David Jones
@davidajones.bsky.social
Just a humble country lawyer trying to do the best he can. Newly Minnesotan. He/him. Here for law, politics, science, cinema, children’s lit, comics, science fiction, and shit-post perusal.
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I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
As a Minnesotan in 2026, I propose we say “blue avalanche” instead of “blue wave.”
For example:
“We snowflakes rolling to the polls en masse, gonna blue avalanche ya ass.”
Don’t decide now, just take it under advisement.
For example:
“We snowflakes rolling to the polls en masse, gonna blue avalanche ya ass.”
Don’t decide now, just take it under advisement.
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
As a Minnesotan in 2026, I propose we say “blue avalanche” instead of “blue wave.”
For example:
“We snowflakes rolling to the polls en masse, gonna blue avalanche ya ass.”
Don’t decide now, just take it under advisement.
For example:
“We snowflakes rolling to the polls en masse, gonna blue avalanche ya ass.”
Don’t decide now, just take it under advisement.
Lmao the secret weapon is rallies with an incredibly unpopular president
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Lmao the secret weapon is rallies with an incredibly unpopular president
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I'm trying to get "Fuck ICE" to catch on as a "Go Birds" style greeting for Minnesota.
January 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I'm trying to get "Fuck ICE" to catch on as a "Go Birds" style greeting for Minnesota.
I have had this stuck in my head all day and I’m not even mad about it.
Uno II by Viagra Boys on Apple Music
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January 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I have had this stuck in my head all day and I’m not even mad about it.
Developing a stevil (stupid-evil) index, assigning two numbers to each MAGA to describe their levels of stupid and evil.
January 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Developing a stevil (stupid-evil) index, assigning two numbers to each MAGA to describe their levels of stupid and evil.
Dude at the return desk was wearing a mask and I was especially polite with him because you just know he gets the opposite treatment from assholes. My political philosophy is don’t be an asshole.
December 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Dude at the return desk was wearing a mask and I was especially polite with him because you just know he gets the opposite treatment from assholes. My political philosophy is don’t be an asshole.
I hate that Paul F. Tompkins has gotten so many bad replies that he disables them now, because 𝙢𝙮 slightly worse versions of his jokes are 𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨.
December 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I hate that Paul F. Tompkins has gotten so many bad replies that he disables them now, because 𝙢𝙮 slightly worse versions of his jokes are 𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨.
Sorry about being white, everyone (but I’m only apologizing because you’re somehow forcing me to).
December 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sorry about being white, everyone (but I’m only apologizing because you’re somehow forcing me to).
I don’t even want to see him get punched in the face because I still have to see him for that.
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don’t even want to see him get punched in the face because I still have to see him for that.
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"pressing the heart react button again does NOT undo the first heart react"
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"pressing the heart react button again does NOT undo the first heart react"
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I honestly expected more from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I honestly expected more from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient
Tom Brady saying Jared Goff fast sounds like he’s saying jerk-off?
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Tom Brady saying Jared Goff fast sounds like he’s saying jerk-off?
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A beautiful thing that unites all of us is that no one knows the name of that bar game where you slide the metal puck on the wooden board and there’s the sand
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A beautiful thing that unites all of us is that no one knows the name of that bar game where you slide the metal puck on the wooden board and there’s the sand
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I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
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STOP RIGHT THERE, ASSHOLE
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
STOP RIGHT THERE, ASSHOLE
Trying out the AirPods 3 live translation. It’s not fast enough to pick up conversation speed, but definitely works well for a sentence or two at a time.
Fyi, you don’t need airpods. You can use the translation app on iPhone with or without them.
Fyi, you don’t need airpods. You can use the translation app on iPhone with or without them.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Trying out the AirPods 3 live translation. It’s not fast enough to pick up conversation speed, but definitely works well for a sentence or two at a time.
Fyi, you don’t need airpods. You can use the translation app on iPhone with or without them.
Fyi, you don’t need airpods. You can use the translation app on iPhone with or without them.
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mr president, what does "viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage" mean
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
mr president, what does "viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage" mean
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Listening to the arctic monkeys it’s just now occurred to me that gobstopper means spit stopper. Not only is that gross, it’s potentially misleading. They increase saliva production!
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Listening to the arctic monkeys it’s just now occurred to me that gobstopper means spit stopper. Not only is that gross, it’s potentially misleading. They increase saliva production!
I was worried we’d missed the good foliage, but treetop trail at the Minnesota Zoo is still looking beautiful.
October 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I was worried we’d missed the good foliage, but treetop trail at the Minnesota Zoo is still looking beautiful.