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Just a tiny leaf on the edge of a previously densely connected subgraph

@Dave_9000ish from the other place

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I have some go-to lyrics for you if you ever need to use lyrics in a reply for some reason:
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"it's a johnny cash lyric" is just a new version of adding "in minecraft" to discussions of crime like it's a magic get out of jail free card
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Much like the problem with condom sizing, when you want to pick the LLM intelligence best suited for you ...

Wonder if there's a point where the model is "too smart" and people don't like interacting with it and would prefer a dumber model. But you can't say "give me the model as dumb as me"
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Amusing that you can track my travel by changes in VO2 max (altitude and/or heat)
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Assuming the calcs are correct, 500ppm in the dishwater. Once it's a residue on a plate? If you add food it'll dissolve in the food moisture quickly and you're left with parts per billion (apparently not trillion per my guess)

Detection level range of 10-50ppm based off other surfactants
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I often think about this passage from On the Origin of Species, where Darwin cites a black bear “…catching, like a whale, insects in the water” and under selection could become “as monstrous as a whale”

I think about it from the POV of an animal not having a fully formed adaptation yet but ...
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Man desperately looks for gas leak, depressed when none found
Sometimes it's not depression, it's slow gas poisoning
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy who's feeling pretty good about his body

God: You shall live and die in this prison
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I'll repost this at peak hour to show you the kind of quality content you miss out on at 06:00 GMT
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have wanted this so badly for practicing presenting

There's nothing that recreates the feeling of being called on to present your section. Nothing

Practicing speaking up in meetings? Trivial
Practicing your presentation in a mirror? Nothing simpler
This is a stupid idea, but I wish there were a good app that used VR with LLMs for language learning via conversation. I think part of visiting other countries helps with learning is your brain automatically shifts into "oh God I have to speak now" and it's hard to recreate that at home.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Introducing buy now pay later burritos with a 15 year term
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I will write smatterings of 300 characters and one day collect them all together and reorder them and you will be amazed when you see that it was always going to be so, with each post exactly in its correct place even this one

What was inane will be made ane
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Preteen - teen - adult
Pretentious - tentious - ?
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
In case you were wondering
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
My guess is if you did a blind taste test between rinsed vs unrinsed dishes the vast majority of people wouldn't be able to tell the difference
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Android is still my preference but got to admit the seamless switching of airpods between Macbook, iPhone and iPad is pretty neat

Transfer teams call to iPad to walk around the house? Great stuff
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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"They say the recipe for piss is just ammonia and bleach. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that."
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Pluribus: why are they wiping a virus on to agar plates?
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Symptoms of a Stroke

The easiest way to remember the symptoms of a stroke is the word FAST. This stands for: face, arms, speech and time to call 999
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Love travelators at airports

Like wearing thousand league boots
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
"the other was white, and though the script was clear, its lesson could not be deciphered"

Many such books (to me)
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
On two occasions I have been asked, – "Pray, Mr. Altman, if you put into the model right figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Growing old is watching your memes lose potency
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
10,000 hours
10,000 steps
10,000 mistakes
10,000 missteps
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM