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Just a tiny leaf on the edge of a previously densely connected subgraph

@Dave_9000ish from the other place

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Well this is an annoying new development
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
All my posts are reply-grade
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Posting "it really gets the people going" really gets the meta-people going
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Common failure mode for me

See an interesting tool to solve problem. It works. Go down tool rabbit hole. Think I should get better version of tool, or add ons for tool. Read tool reviews. Tool forums. Spend hours debating whether I should get newer tool

Next week? Stop using tool completely
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Between two apes would be a great interview format if we hadn't outcompeted the neanderthals
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Just sitting here shilling monkey nuts again

You should get some. They're great
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I really need to have two separate keyboards. While it's nice to flip a switch and use the one keyboard for two OSes, it's slowly driving me insane

Every time I hit the "command" button instead of control and the whole screen jumps to show me what an idiot I am
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
There is something about a beautiful book. A lot of my reading is on digital devices which is fine. But would I reread "The Selfish Gene" digitally? Probably not. But put it in some lovely binding with luxurious paper and gorgeous pictures? Well, why not
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
When you die they show you all the replies people were going to send you but then deleted
dear diary,

it's me again, norvid-studies.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It's a good list
Underrated reasons to be thankful V dynomight.net/thanks-5/
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Be careful digesting other people's beliefs, they may have misfolded priors
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Cheesy pickup lines might not have a large success rate on random women

But they work amazingly well on the wife
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Dead bugs on windscreens
Don't see that much these days
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I mess up inter- and intra- all the time as well
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Old joke

2 guys go into a diner. It's really grimy. They order drinks. One guy adds "in a clean glass please"

Waitress comes back with the drinks, says, "who wanted the clean glass?"

This is what it feels like adding "and make no mistakes" to a prompt
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Finally bought a yubikey. Black Friday sale
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ted with some concerning Thanksgiving confessions
Omg my camera roll is the kind of macabre gallery they create on a corkboard in CSI
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Have you ever noticed that anybody posting more than you has brainrot, and anyone posting less than you is a lurker?
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
History of AI, 2019-2025

Knowledge cut off Nov 2024
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Not posting any pictures of myself because each one is of a past Dave and I can't travel back in time to meaningfully get consent
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Submitting my board paper with a giant "DRAFT" watermark to buy myself more time

Flawless plan
Not so flawless submission
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Wonderful - twoderful
Tumor - threemor
Threat - fourt
Forehead - fivehead
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
You *could* rage rage against the dying of the light or you could snuggle up cosily and go gently as the candle flickers down, the shadows dancing on the wall as you reflect on the years with grace

The light will die regardless
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Who archives the archiver?
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM