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Just a tiny leaf on the edge of a previously densely connected subgraph

@Dave_9000ish from the other place

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Do you guys know how much water a McKinsey consultant drinks??
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
You can say "epizeuxis, epizeuxis, epizeuxis" in a way that you can't say "palilogia, palilogia, palilogia"
my self-demonstrating rhetorical device machine went haywire, now all it says is "epizeuxis, epizeuxis, epizeuxis"
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
When you're working play 'Hand Covers Bruise' from "The Social Network" and pretend you're in the middle of your own biopic
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What keyboards is everybody using ?

Sound out if you've got something you really love and why
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Well this is an annoying new development
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
All my posts are reply-grade
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Posting "it really gets the people going" really gets the meta-people going
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Common failure mode for me

See an interesting tool to solve problem. It works. Go down tool rabbit hole. Think I should get better version of tool, or add ons for tool. Read tool reviews. Tool forums. Spend hours debating whether I should get newer tool

Next week? Stop using tool completely
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Between two apes would be a great interview format if we hadn't outcompeted the neanderthals
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Just sitting here shilling monkey nuts again

You should get some. They're great
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I really need to have two separate keyboards. While it's nice to flip a switch and use the one keyboard for two OSes, it's slowly driving me insane

Every time I hit the "command" button instead of control and the whole screen jumps to show me what an idiot I am
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
There is something about a beautiful book. A lot of my reading is on digital devices which is fine. But would I reread "The Selfish Gene" digitally? Probably not. But put it in some lovely binding with luxurious paper and gorgeous pictures? Well, why not
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
When you die they show you all the replies people were going to send you but then deleted
dear diary,

it's me again, norvid-studies.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It's a good list
Underrated reasons to be thankful V dynomight.net/thanks-5/
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Be careful digesting other people's beliefs, they may have misfolded priors
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Cheesy pickup lines might not have a large success rate on random women

But they work amazingly well on the wife
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Dead bugs on windscreens
Don't see that much these days
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I mess up inter- and intra- all the time as well
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Old joke

2 guys go into a diner. It's really grimy. They order drinks. One guy adds "in a clean glass please"

Waitress comes back with the drinks, says, "who wanted the clean glass?"

This is what it feels like adding "and make no mistakes" to a prompt
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Finally bought a yubikey. Black Friday sale
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ted with some concerning Thanksgiving confessions
Omg my camera roll is the kind of macabre gallery they create on a corkboard in CSI
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Have you ever noticed that anybody posting more than you has brainrot, and anyone posting less than you is a lurker?
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
History of AI, 2019-2025

Knowledge cut off Nov 2024
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Not posting any pictures of myself because each one is of a past Dave and I can't travel back in time to meaningfully get consent
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM