Dave Knadler
@davaar99.bsky.social
Writer and sole proprietor of Davesfiction.com. Friend to animals. Implacable foe of all things MAGA. Immune to the charms of E girls and porn bots. Frequent user of the Oxford comma.
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Exactly. GOP never misses a chance to take an extremely rare circumstance and treat it like barbarians at the gate.
Right-wing Heritage Foundation’s own data shows fewer than 100 noncitizens voted since 1982 (!!!)
This is not a real problem. “The SAVE ACT is a Trojan horse to nationalize elections”: open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
This is not a real problem. “The SAVE ACT is a Trojan horse to nationalize elections”: open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
February 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Exactly. GOP never misses a chance to take an extremely rare circumstance and treat it like barbarians at the gate.
I've noticed that. And mocking her for being a former bartender. As opposed to, say, a pedophile or convicted felon.
All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.
February 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I've noticed that. And mocking her for being a former bartender. As opposed to, say, a pedophile or convicted felon.
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I guess I do agree that AI is a big deal in the sense that it’s going to make everything worse for the foreseeable future against all reason, logic, and evidence of it largely being a scam staring all of us in the face
February 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I guess I do agree that AI is a big deal in the sense that it’s going to make everything worse for the foreseeable future against all reason, logic, and evidence of it largely being a scam staring all of us in the face
And Kash Patel, using both hands, has managed to locate his ass.
February 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
And Kash Patel, using both hands, has managed to locate his ass.
So did the dude she answers to.
February 12, 2026 at 8:02 PM
So did the dude she answers to.
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Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
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GOP Strategist Reminds Legislators There’s No Bad Ideas For Suppressing Black Vote https://theonion.com/gop-strategist-reminds-legislators-there-s-no-bad-ideas-1846449362/
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
GOP Strategist Reminds Legislators There’s No Bad Ideas For Suppressing Black Vote https://theonion.com/gop-strategist-reminds-legislators-there-s-no-bad-ideas-1846449362/
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Next time someone asks you about energy and land use, maybe remind them that the ~35 million acres that currently grow corn for ethanol in the US could produce ~15 PWh per year of electricity from solar photovoltaics. That's ~3.5 times more than *total annual generation from all US power plants*.
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Next time someone asks you about energy and land use, maybe remind them that the ~35 million acres that currently grow corn for ethanol in the US could produce ~15 PWh per year of electricity from solar photovoltaics. That's ~3.5 times more than *total annual generation from all US power plants*.
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This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
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As we await Senate action on the remaining spending bills, remember that Susan Collins could make a difference by stripping out DHS from the rest of the government funding bills. But she won't because she is just as MAGA as the rest of them.
January 26, 2026 at 11:15 PM
As we await Senate action on the remaining spending bills, remember that Susan Collins could make a difference by stripping out DHS from the rest of the government funding bills. But she won't because she is just as MAGA as the rest of them.
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“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders
WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents Monday to stop obstructing murders. “The brave ...
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January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
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This is The Atlantic suggesting that Trump is changing course because he's decent. He is *not* decent. He's only reacting because he didn't like how killing innocent people on video was affecting his already low poll numbers.
If those poll numbers had gone up, the streets would be FULL of blood.
If those poll numbers had gone up, the streets would be FULL of blood.
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
This is The Atlantic suggesting that Trump is changing course because he's decent. He is *not* decent. He's only reacting because he didn't like how killing innocent people on video was affecting his already low poll numbers.
If those poll numbers had gone up, the streets would be FULL of blood.
If those poll numbers had gone up, the streets would be FULL of blood.
Guess that ridiculous Klepper coat can go back in the closet.
ATLANTIC: “Gregory Bovino has been removed from his role as Border Patrol “commander at large” and will return to his former job in El Centro, CA, where he is expected to retire soon, according to a DHS official + two people with knowledge of the change.”
Greg Bovino Loses His Job
The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Guess that ridiculous Klepper coat can go back in the closet.
Especially when being replaced by belligerent thumb-puppet Tom Homan. Like that's really going to cool things down.
Greg Bovino getting pulled out of Minnesota to terrorize another community is not accountability. At all.
January 27, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Especially when being replaced by belligerent thumb-puppet Tom Homan. Like that's really going to cool things down.
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ICE isn't law enforcement without training; ICE is white nationalism with guns.
January 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
ICE isn't law enforcement without training; ICE is white nationalism with guns.
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The Prime Minister of Belgium speaks:
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The Prime Minister of Belgium speaks:
You may see yourself out.
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
You may see yourself out.
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The defining feature of Rogan and his ilk is knowing nothing about things but talking about them anyway, saying things that sounds smart to other people who don’t know anything about them.
It’s good he is catching on but damned of his and our collective ignorance haven’t run us off a cliff.
It’s good he is catching on but damned of his and our collective ignorance haven’t run us off a cliff.
“Are we really going to be the Gestapo? ‘Where’s your papers?’ Is that what we’ve come to?” www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...
Joe Rogan criticizes ICE tactics: 'Are we really going to be the Gestapo?'
The influential podcaster, who endorsed Donald Trump in 2024, has been increasingly critical of the president’s mass deportation strategy.
www.nbcnews.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The defining feature of Rogan and his ilk is knowing nothing about things but talking about them anyway, saying things that sounds smart to other people who don’t know anything about them.
It’s good he is catching on but damned of his and our collective ignorance haven’t run us off a cliff.
It’s good he is catching on but damned of his and our collective ignorance haven’t run us off a cliff.
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January 14, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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The FIFA Peace prize used to mean something
January 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The FIFA Peace prize used to mean something
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases https://theonion.com/desperate-kash-patel-asks-shooters-family-if-they-can-solve-any-other-cases/
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases https://theonion.com/desperate-kash-patel-asks-shooters-family-if-they-can-solve-any-other-cases/
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
Trump’s Christmas message is exactly like all his other holiday postings: bile and bullshit.
December 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Trump’s Christmas message is exactly like all his other holiday postings: bile and bullshit.