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Toast
@dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
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30+, autistic
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good afternoon
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
it's just too sloppy outside, boss, I can't make it into the office
December 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
to the tune of The Ting Tings "that's not my job, that's not my job, that's not my job"
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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thinking about this again for no reason at all
I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity.

"What service is Microsoft providing?"

Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Turns out he just wanted to go out the front door instead. At least he only lives one house down from me
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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there should he a movie where mr bean goes to hell and the devil is unable to torture him because of his beanly ways
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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he's such a baby
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Not interested in my work call about where the words ‘Artificially Flavored’ should go on the package design.
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Look at this cat.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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More traditional media experimentation! Watercolor, ink, color pencil, and a little bit of digital touchup.
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
can you drown in the fountain of youth?
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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i simply think that i should be allowed to pet his belly a little bit
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I spit out my drink

infotel.ca/newsitem/mam...
Mammoth-sized marmot spotted in Kamloops park
“It’s the fattest marmot I’ve ever seen.”
infotel.ca
July 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
horror podcast like "only I can hear the horrible monster speak, and it whispered to me ... tired of the same old holiday drink? try pepsi with holiday spices" and yeah that would be terrifying, followed around by an invisible monster that just plays ads all the time? I'd rather die thanks
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"Put the whiskey in the jar"
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Sometimes my partner sends me absolute bangers
April 23, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Stack dice to pass the time
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"chance of freezing rain in the morning" oh good
"snow transitioning to rain in the evening" oh great
"why didn't you drive in to the office today" oh I don't know
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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"'Opponents seem to have given up trying to cancel the conference,' the post said. 'American Renaissance is now an institution at our regular location, and this stability means we can move beyond theory into practice.'"

Afraid to fight them now? They're telling us plainly it's gonna be worse later
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM