Dashiell Bennett
@dashiell.bsky.social
New Yorker raised in Michigan. Recovered Blogspot Reply Guy.
When the team loses but you're full of mashed potatoes and cranberries
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When the team loses but you're full of mashed potatoes and cranberries
For the record, these are my favorite Lions uniforms. They should wear them more often
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
For the record, these are my favorite Lions uniforms. They should wear them more often
When it's Detroit vs. Everybody
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When it's Detroit vs. Everybody
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When you’re cute as the dickens but also love the inherent violence and brutality of football on Thanksgiving. #motorcitymade
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When you’re cute as the dickens but also love the inherent violence and brutality of football on Thanksgiving. #motorcitymade
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
That was... not a touchdown
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
That was... not a touchdown
LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEWS: The Detroit Lions announced that former All-Pro center Frank Ragnow is coming out of retirement to join the team.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The best pie is New York Cheesecake and the best cake is Boston Cream Pie
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The best pie is New York Cheesecake and the best cake is Boston Cream Pie
This is the only pie you'll find in my house on Thanksgiving:
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This is the only pie you'll find in my house on Thanksgiving:
Pluribus is good, but also very frustrating, because it doesn't seem all that interested in what I find most interesting about the world it has imagined
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Pluribus is good, but also very frustrating, because it doesn't seem all that interested in what I find most interesting about the world it has imagined
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
GIBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
GIBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I know this is a completely disingenuous line and all that, but it strikes me that while "just move" is a popular zinger, no one ever points out that moving itself is very expensive and so if your problem is money.... that doesn't really solve your problem!
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I know this is a completely disingenuous line and all that, but it strikes me that while "just move" is a popular zinger, no one ever points out that moving itself is very expensive and so if your problem is money.... that doesn't really solve your problem!
You know one thing you can try in that situation is rat out your boss
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.Worse still is their growing belief that the b...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You know one thing you can try in that situation is rat out your boss
Michigan State football needs a radical new approach.
It's time for Head Coach Johnny Smith
It's time for Head Coach Johnny Smith
Michigan State calling timeout with 51 seconds left ahead of 3rd-and-2 was such an obviously bad decision when it happened. Let the clock run so Iowa can't get the ball back w/ time.
Instead, 3rd down incomplete, Iowa gets the ball back, drives down for a winning a FG.
Instead, 3rd down incomplete, Iowa gets the ball back, drives down for a winning a FG.
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Michigan State football needs a radical new approach.
It's time for Head Coach Johnny Smith
It's time for Head Coach Johnny Smith
You: "Any weekend plans?"
Me:
Me:
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You: "Any weekend plans?"
Me:
Me:
Of all the billions of podcasts episodes that are out there in the world, the most popular one in the US this year is about how ESP is real
Apple Podcasts unveils the most popular shows and trends of 2025
Today, Apple shared the most popular podcasts of 2025, with year-end charts localized for listeners in nearly 100 countries and regions.
www.apple.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Of all the billions of podcasts episodes that are out there in the world, the most popular one in the US this year is about how ESP is real
Me, five seconds after I enter the city limits of Boston:
a cartoon character in a tuxedo says " say it frenchy say chowdah "
ALT: a cartoon character in a tuxedo says " say it frenchy say chowdah "
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Me, five seconds after I enter the city limits of Boston:
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I had no idea they have the fucking guy standing up there on stage the whole time when they do this. The goofball himself. Tire Man.
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I had no idea they have the fucking guy standing up there on stage the whole time when they do this. The goofball himself. Tire Man.
Reminds me of the time I was buying snacks at a gas station in Massachusetts and was 8 cents short. I tried to take them from the take a penny tray and the clerk wouldn't allow it. She declared 8 was too many so I didn't get my snacks.
Sign of the times: “Attention Customers. We No Longer Have Pennies.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Reminds me of the time I was buying snacks at a gas station in Massachusetts and was 8 cents short. I tried to take them from the take a penny tray and the clerk wouldn't allow it. She declared 8 was too many so I didn't get my snacks.
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My god tht call was garbage and the game ends on that???? Insane.
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My god tht call was garbage and the game ends on that???? Insane.
NFL just can't stand to see the Lions thriving
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
NFL just can't stand to see the Lions thriving
Ok fine. See you in January.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Ok fine. See you in January.
They solved it. NFL is saved!
Eagles scared to Push the Lions
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
They solved it. NFL is saved!