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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 7h

Doesn't really seem fair though, since there's two of him

slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 7h

Max Muncy’s 14 home runs are most in Dodgers postseason history, breaking a tie at 13 with Corey Seager and Justin Turner

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 18h

Money talks, wealth whispers. It's quarter-zip season, boys

Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · Nov 12

This TikTok should win 6 Oscars (starting with Best Editing)

TikTok video by Andrew Rousso

www.tiktok.com

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 1d

Bryan Adams recorded "Summer of '69" in 1984. If he wrote it today, it would be about the Summer of 2010.

Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 1d

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 2d

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 2d

Should have let his wife kick that

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 2d

They can't stand to see the Lions winning!!

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 2d

Hey NFL, why would you want to "Intercept Cancer"??

You should wait until cancer is a defenseless receiver and then target it with the crown of your helmet!

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 3d

That's twice that SNL had a camera drift in to another shot tonight!

Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 3d

Indiana's toughest remaining game is now.... UCLA??

Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 3d

"You and me"

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 3d

Roku City has an Arby's now!

Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 3d

Do you think Bane allowed the road team to go home after the game or did they have to stay in Gotham until the end? Gotta believe they had more games to play that season!

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 3d

Not sure I fully understand the premise of the "Tom Brady knowledge" commercials. Is the joke that being inside the mind of Tom Brady is a lifetime of unceasing torment and sadness??

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 3d

I was a history major in college so I can say with some authority that nothing bad happens when armies can't feed their troops!

Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 3d

If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 4d

This is canon

Amanda Rykoff @amandarykoff.bsky.social · 4d

Googling longest postseason games and Google AI says that the Tigers have won this game!

This was the longest winner-take-all game in postseason history by innings, with the Tigers ultimately winning.

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 4d

Ah well nevertheless

Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 4d

Don't worry, after this inning they have to go for 2 every time

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 4d

Hear me out: a base-running mitt, but it's 89-feet long

Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 4d

Why would you wear one of those ridiculous base-running mitts and then slide feet first!!

Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 4d

Why would you wear one of those ridiculous base-running mitts and then slide feet first!!

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · Apr 8

whenever Dillon Dingler isn't at the plate, everyone should be asking "Where's Dillon Dingler?"

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 4d

"I think this whole game has gotten a little Bizzardo am I right!"

Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 4d

I don't even care who wins anymore I'm just glad no one had fun

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 4d

What is a strike, if not an umpire's manifestation of the absurd?

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 4d

Managers shouldn't be allowed to wear hoodies. An ill fitting satin jacket was good enough for Earl Weaver it's good enough for you!

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