Danté Banks
@dantebanks.bsky.social
Retired. Which is a good job, because I'm REALLY lazy. Fan of music, radio, cycling and #THFC.
Pleased to see Thames Water have managed to turn things around and make a profit...
...and all it took was increasing our bills by 30%.
...and all it took was increasing our bills by 30%.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Pleased to see Thames Water have managed to turn things around and make a profit...
...and all it took was increasing our bills by 30%.
...and all it took was increasing our bills by 30%.
Ten past seven, and I'm already nodding off. 🥱
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ten past seven, and I'm already nodding off. 🥱
I've been out, wandering about. Ended up at the Christmas market on the Southbank, buying overpriced shit.
I heard Last Christmas three times.
The perfect amount for a day. 🎄
I heard Last Christmas three times.
The perfect amount for a day. 🎄
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I've been out, wandering about. Ended up at the Christmas market on the Southbank, buying overpriced shit.
I heard Last Christmas three times.
The perfect amount for a day. 🎄
I heard Last Christmas three times.
The perfect amount for a day. 🎄
Kae Tempest covering Freedom?
No.
Just, no.
No.
Just, no.
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Kae Tempest covering Freedom?
No.
Just, no.
No.
Just, no.
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I've watched Spurs through thick and thin for sixty years. Now, I don't know if it's because I'm ill, but I really struggle to get behind the team any more. I'm watching tonight and I can't see a positive anywhere on the pitch.
#NEWTOT
#NEWTOT
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I've watched Spurs through thick and thin for sixty years. Now, I don't know if it's because I'm ill, but I really struggle to get behind the team any more. I'm watching tonight and I can't see a positive anywhere on the pitch.
#NEWTOT
#NEWTOT
So, yesterday, Evri finally admitted my new smart watch has been lost.
Then, this morning, just before going out, it was delivered.
I've already been refunded.
Moral dilemma, do inform the company I have received it or enjoy a freebie?
Then, this morning, just before going out, it was delivered.
I've already been refunded.
Moral dilemma, do inform the company I have received it or enjoy a freebie?
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
So, yesterday, Evri finally admitted my new smart watch has been lost.
Then, this morning, just before going out, it was delivered.
I've already been refunded.
Moral dilemma, do inform the company I have received it or enjoy a freebie?
Then, this morning, just before going out, it was delivered.
I've already been refunded.
Moral dilemma, do inform the company I have received it or enjoy a freebie?
Sick to death of seeing trailers for Bunny Monroe. 😬
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sick to death of seeing trailers for Bunny Monroe. 😬
Plan for today: Hospital appointment, haircut and a bit of shopping.
I think that will be enough excitement.
I think that will be enough excitement.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Plan for today: Hospital appointment, haircut and a bit of shopping.
I think that will be enough excitement.
I think that will be enough excitement.
I've not had a great day. I didn't sleep well last night, and today has been a pain. Absolutely shattered, but I know if I go to bed now, I'll not sleep.
So, at 9pm, I'm going to watch another episode of Watson. That should have me comatosed by 10pm. 😏
So, at 9pm, I'm going to watch another episode of Watson. That should have me comatosed by 10pm. 😏
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I've not had a great day. I didn't sleep well last night, and today has been a pain. Absolutely shattered, but I know if I go to bed now, I'll not sleep.
So, at 9pm, I'm going to watch another episode of Watson. That should have me comatosed by 10pm. 😏
So, at 9pm, I'm going to watch another episode of Watson. That should have me comatosed by 10pm. 😏
Reposted by Danté Banks
To paraphrase Stewart Lee : " It isn't just bastards that join Reform, c*nts do too"
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
To paraphrase Stewart Lee : " It isn't just bastards that join Reform, c*nts do too"
I've put some rubbish out.
That is all the 'outdooring' I will be doing today.
That is all the 'outdooring' I will be doing today.
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I've put some rubbish out.
That is all the 'outdooring' I will be doing today.
That is all the 'outdooring' I will be doing today.
What a surprise...said no one, ever.
Ex Conservative MP Jonathan Gullis defects to Reform UK
Jonathan Gullis, a former education minister, lost his Stoke-on-Trent North seat in 2024.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
What a surprise...said no one, ever.
@mirandakitten.bsky.social Happy birthday to you. I hope you have a lovely day. x
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
@mirandakitten.bsky.social Happy birthday to you. I hope you have a lovely day. x
What a grotty bloody day.
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
What a grotty bloody day.
Tomorrow morning, my chimney is being swept.
I'm looking forward to lighting a fire.
I'm looking forward to lighting a fire.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Tomorrow morning, my chimney is being swept.
I'm looking forward to lighting a fire.
I'm looking forward to lighting a fire.
For this year, my Nakatomi Plaza advent calendar has been illuminated. 🎄
Yippee ki yay, motherfungler.
Yippee ki yay, motherfungler.
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
For this year, my Nakatomi Plaza advent calendar has been illuminated. 🎄
Yippee ki yay, motherfungler.
Yippee ki yay, motherfungler.
I have been out.
It was very nice.
It was very nice.
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I have been out.
It was very nice.
It was very nice.
I'm up, I've nothing much to do, so I might just go out and see where my feet take me.
That's the kind of thing you do on a Sunday, right?
That's the kind of thing you do on a Sunday, right?
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I'm up, I've nothing much to do, so I might just go out and see where my feet take me.
That's the kind of thing you do on a Sunday, right?
That's the kind of thing you do on a Sunday, right?
Yes, Jeamie TKV!
At least Tottenham won something tonight.
At least Tottenham won something tonight.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yes, Jeamie TKV!
At least Tottenham won something tonight.
At least Tottenham won something tonight.