Danté Banks
@dantebanks.bsky.social
Retired. Which is a good job, because I'm REALLY lazy. Fan of music, radio, cycling and #THFC.
Three weeks to go, Hans.
Ya little twat.
Ya little twat.
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Three weeks to go, Hans.
Ya little twat.
Ya little twat.
For this year, my Nakatomi Plaza advent calendar has been illuminated. 🎄
Yippee ki yay, motherfungler.
Yippee ki yay, motherfungler.
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
For this year, my Nakatomi Plaza advent calendar has been illuminated. 🎄
Yippee ki yay, motherfungler.
Yippee ki yay, motherfungler.
It's a buzzard.
Here's his brother. 🙂
Here's his brother. 🙂
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
It's a buzzard.
Here's his brother. 🙂
Here's his brother. 🙂
While I was out, I also saw this blackbird sitting on a nest.
I reckon he's stashed a load of berries in there.
I reckon he's stashed a load of berries in there.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
While I was out, I also saw this blackbird sitting on a nest.
I reckon he's stashed a load of berries in there.
I reckon he's stashed a load of berries in there.
Would you like to see my cock?
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Would you like to see my cock?
I swear this little twat was posing, voguing even, while waiting for a snack.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I swear this little twat was posing, voguing even, while waiting for a snack.
Oldest selfie on your phone...
November 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone...
November 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It's rare for me not to have heard of a group, but I was flummoxed by the EP by Bastard Kestrel. 😳
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It's rare for me not to have heard of a group, but I was flummoxed by the EP by Bastard Kestrel. 😳
Been for a little walk...
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Been for a little walk...
I love a Walkman. I have several, but this is my latest purchase.
October 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I love a Walkman. I have several, but this is my latest purchase.
Eleven years ago, this little scrap arrived. She's been gone over a year, yet I still see her out the corner of my eye.
Love and miss you, Mia. 💔
Love and miss you, Mia. 💔
October 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Eleven years ago, this little scrap arrived. She's been gone over a year, yet I still see her out the corner of my eye.
Love and miss you, Mia. 💔
Love and miss you, Mia. 💔
Eaten an excellent not Christmas, Christmas dinner.
Now watching...
Now watching...
October 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Eaten an excellent not Christmas, Christmas dinner.
Now watching...
Now watching...
It's weird, isn't it.
I'm on this list, and I have no idea why.
I'm on this list, and I have no idea why.
October 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It's weird, isn't it.
I'm on this list, and I have no idea why.
I'm on this list, and I have no idea why.
The best supermarket cake...EVER!
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The best supermarket cake...EVER!
If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.
September 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.
All day my shoulder has been sore. But, with every other ache and pain I have, I didn't pay it much attention.
Just walked past a mirror and I have a bruise.
No idea how it got there. 🤷
Just walked past a mirror and I have a bruise.
No idea how it got there. 🤷
September 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
All day my shoulder has been sore. But, with every other ache and pain I have, I didn't pay it much attention.
Just walked past a mirror and I have a bruise.
No idea how it got there. 🤷
Just walked past a mirror and I have a bruise.
No idea how it got there. 🤷
If you see this, post a bridge. (My pic. The bridge at Eltham Palace)
September 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
If you see this, post a bridge. (My pic. The bridge at Eltham Palace)
Fairground games are fun but I’m not sure I’d enjoy ‘Duck, Duck, Anal’.
September 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Fairground games are fun but I’m not sure I’d enjoy ‘Duck, Duck, Anal’.
Why use two, when one will do...
...Umm.
...Umm.
September 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Why use two, when one will do...
...Umm.
...Umm.
Sorry about this miserable post...
September 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Sorry about this miserable post...
August 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM