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🎄Danté 'Bauble' Banks 🎄
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Retired. Which is a good job, because I'm REALLY lazy. Fan of music, radio, cycling and #THFC.
Woke up at 1:30am in excruciating pain.

The pain has now gone, but lack of sleep has left me in a foul mood.

I have stuff to do...it will not get done.
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
'Charity shop influencer'.

Fuck these people.
Mum urges shoppers to find Christmas gifts in charity shops
Social media influencer Lola Amuah says it is a much more sustainable way to shop.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Yep, this is the Evri I know and love.*

*hate, despise.
'Throw the parcel at the door' - Evri couriers cutting corners to earn a decent wage
BBC Panorama investigates the delivery firm - a market leader with the worst reputation for non-deliveries.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Plan for tomorrow: I'm going to learn the September by Earth Wind & Fire dance routine I keep seeing on Instagram. 😏
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This series wasn't great, but it has now turned to shit.

#DrWho'sFishyNonsense
December 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Reposted by 🎄Danté 'Bauble' Banks 🎄
IT'S THE BIG GREEN BOOKS CHRISTMAS RAFFLE!

Tickets are just £2 each!

You can win all these SIGNED books + £50 to spend.

More importantly, every ticket you buy will help buy books for two amazing schools.

JUST TWO POUNDS.

More here.

www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-ex...

Please share.
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Oh, and I've just had sticky toffee pudding and custard, so I win at Sunday evening.
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I was in two minds whether to continue watching The War Between the Land and the Sea, but I've decided to stick with it.
December 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Made dinner while listening to the album Tinsel & Lights by @traceythorn.bsky.social.

It's one of my 'go to' Christmas favourites. 🎄❤️
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
There isn't a single player who can say they put in a shift today.

But, a special mention for Pedro Porro, Richarlison, Simons and especially Vicario for being a new level of shit.

#COYS

#NOFTOT
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love Spurs, always have, always will. But, right now, our league position is exactly where we deserve to be.

#NOFTOT
December 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"Hutchinson deserves to get his name on the score sheet"?

What for, for falling over every time a Spurs player goes near him?

#NOFTOT
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
That's two goals on Vicario.

He's in no man's land as that ball comes in.

#NOFTOT
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Wank.

#NOFTOT
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Now I know who the commentator is.

It's Andy Reid, who happens to be the academy coach at *checks notes* Nottingham Forest.

Yeah, I know he played for us too, but he was shit.

He's a shit commentator, too.

#NOFTOT
December 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
IT WAS NOT AN ERROR BY ARCHIE GRAY, YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS.

#NOFTOT
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
A really poor half. We've been outplayed all over the pitch.

#NOFTOT
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What is this prick on Sky Sports on about?

Gray doesn't have to "make amends" for anything. That mistake was all on Vicario.

#NOFTOT
December 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
What the fuck are you doing, Vicario?!

#NOFTOT
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My decorations are up.

I almost packed it in after fucking about with a set of lights for thirty minutes. 😬
December 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Who is the commentator on Forest v Spurs?

Have Sky Sports managed to drag up an ex-forest player?

#NOFTOT
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
@maryepworth.bsky.social Ooh, you're on't radio. ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I forgot to show you this little robin, who appears to live in my garden.

I'm hoping we can become friends.
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Plan for today: Christmas decorations.

I would put up a tree, but it seems I don't have one. Remembered, I threw it* away about six years ago, along with all the baubles. Can't be arsed to go and get a new one.

*it went to a charity shop.
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 AM