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I don’t know man, I just don’t know.
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I recall reading a paper by Peter Whittle that talked about how intractable these problems were in WW2, to the extent that someone proposed dripping the problem over Germany to distract *their* engineers
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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My spiciest office opinion is that lots of bad meetings happen because no one wants to meeting top
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Literally never. But also Jesus Christ guiding a museum tour of a Picasso exhibition not fucking him. I mean I guess there are people who hero worship Fisher so anything is possible
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Don’t have heroes. Like work. Think critically about the sociology of binaries and distinctions made in the work. But like the work. The people will often let you down. (Not always. Some of my favourite people are statisticians but I cannot stress enough that that’s because they’re not strangers)
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Also if you think Rubin being not the greatest guy is a new idea, honey buckle up. Many people (men?) who do really good statistical work are extensively documented to be not good guys.
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It’s just a functional derivative explained poorly.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Distance uphill and a distance downhill should be measured in asymmetric effort.
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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This same friend went as Divine Miss Piggy one year and then ATE KERMIT'S SHIT ON STAGE (chocolate) and somehow only placed second

So yeah, he'd better fucking win this year, because he's been robbed three times already.

bsky.app/profile/felo...
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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The Bayes/Frequentist wars are not about resolving anything smh
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM