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Postman Dan
@danpark.bsky.social
Games, Music, and Animals. Probably mostly animals. | Broadcast lead at 8static | Editor at Chip Music Chronicle | Previous work: Pulsewave, I/O, Rockage, MAGFest
Bobby Seale said it best.

“You can jail the revolutionary, but you can’t jail the revolution.”
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
The more and more I watch Power Rangers, I realize Zordon’s head is basically the face you make when you’re picking up and opening your phone to your camera by accident.
January 26, 2026 at 8:40 AM
You can pet dogs in Dragon Quest VII Reimagined. 11/10 GOTY lock it up.
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 AM
This game is terrifying.
January 8, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Fun fact: if you don’t want to see a certain company’s stuff on social media, harass them until they block you.
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
FFVII is a game that dares to ask players “what if PSE&G ruled the world AND had a military?”

Also

“What if your misplaced mommy issues drove you to destroy the world? That’s neat, right?”
December 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Sometimes this is all I need.
December 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Imagine judging someone on how they play video games.

What a dumb way to live. Happy Thanksgiving, I’m NOT shaming people for playing VG how they want to.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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影山雅司 永眠のお知らせ

We are deeply saddened to share that Gimmick! composer Masashi Kageyama has passed away.
September 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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If you fell down that first hole in Hollow Knight Silksong that took you back to the beginning, you have to repost this. That’s the rule.
a cartoon character with a sword and a flower on its head
ALT: a cartoon character with a sword and a flower on its head
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Truly this waddle dee knows how to manipulate the arms of capitalism.
September 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My psychiatrist never sent my refill to CVS so I guess time to stay up all night and go over Pokémon finals footage all night.
August 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
God damnit, Maelle is going to be a Millennial baby name, isn't it.
August 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Ew.
August 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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The problem with the South Park shit is Noem and Vance and the gummy one have all adopted shitposter, nihilistic, 4chan troll personalities. It’s attention, they’ll take it.

The edge lords who love South Park for the racism find them ironically adopting it hilarious.
August 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Every time.
August 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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if this place was truly an echo chamber, I'd be getting a HELL OF A LOT MORE RETWEETS 😂🤣 ☝️
July 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Forget Sexy…

We’re bringing measles back!!!
March 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Put Dollman and Esquie in a room with each other.
July 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Had a dream that I was playing an MST3K themed FMV game with @grubb.wtf and @tolkoto.com

Now I want this reality.
June 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
One of the most drab pieces of mail I've seen today is a Brown University magazine praising their alumni for not going into their field of study but becoming influencers. 😵‍💫
June 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I’m dead
June 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
@nicholemarie27.bsky.social we already know what will happen to that Toad Figure...
4 qty of Mario toys for $10.14 on Woot (discount at final checkout screen - add 4 toys for extra 21% off)

Mario Figure buff.ly/E6OAT6g
Toad Figure buff.ly/IBonBoS
Movie Van Playset buff.ly/LalyjPI

Toys Under $5 buff.ly/Jh7GNTS
More Toys buff.ly/cn4gZkl #ad
June 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Sometimes I forget I'm friends with @davidwise.bsky.social on FB because our tangential connection to the VGM scene. Still would love an @magfest.org event with him as a guest.

This was all prompted by the simple question, "in DKC2, Lockjaw, what is his Saga?" Maybe a JRPG prequel story?
June 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Daily reminder that punk is built on the class struggle that impoverishes all of us. We've also been telling Nazi punks to fuck off for decades now.

Leftöver Crack is essential listening.
You don't have to overthink the Punk thing. He's an aging megafamous guy who could not be further away from a true "punk" persona. Cashes a Vince McMahon check every month, toes the company line, mocks those who expect more from him, etc. He's just the same stooge Cena is but in a different wrapper.
June 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM