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Danny Page
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Sports, numbers, computers, pictures of blue skies. He/him.

Home page: https://danny.page
Twitter: Twitter.com/dannypage
My own Mastodon instance: banter.danny.page/@danny
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November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
classic seattle. “like soccer, we invented the progressive big city mayor before anyone else”

www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Katie Wilson elected Seattle’s next mayor
Wilson took a 1,976-vote lead over Bruce Harrell. With a maximum of 1,320 ballots remaining, it is mathematically impossible for Harrell to catch up.
www.seattletimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Clues By Sam is what I play instead of Wordle now. here’s today’s result

I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 12th 2025) in 04:17
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November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hold on, she got suspended for quoting the most obvious Johnny Cash lyric about the Johnny Cash article? And it took over a month to act upon it?

lmao
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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The Liberty Bell is actually, famously, breakable
The Liberty Bell. 🔔 

A symbol that unites us all. Resilient and Unbreakable. 

This is the 2025-26 City Edition.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
this gets you elected in Virginia, I don’t understand the problem here
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Bro's basically telling everyone what's in them lol
Trump called Boebert re: her Epstein Files discharge petition signature, Annie Karni reports.

If she can be flipped ASAP, the delay in seating Grijalva will have again blocked the full release of the files.
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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thinking about it now: i've said it before but the argument gets more reasonable by the day that joe biden should be (and will be) historically viewed similarly to buchanan for his complete inability to respond appropriately to trump during his term. he had one job and he fucked it up.
March 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
lol the Schumer & Senate Dems caved to one of the worst people in the world
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
tired: bluesky

wired: aurora sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Auroras at great falls @capitalweather.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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in Paris, I had to see a same-day doctor & I found one. was gravely warned that, as a foreigner, I’d have to pay 32 euros & I laughed & laughed

a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
My ACA current plan is going from $385/mo to $821/mo.
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I went through the entire chain until <deleted> and not a single person reposted an iconic fictional band with THE best single of them all. might even call it a one-hit wonder.
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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I saw @sarahjeong.bsky.social got people talking about three cueing today and this, to me, was the most damning fucking part of the article
this guy should be tried for crimes against humanity
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
man, Twitter really spoiled me for how good its search was. It could pluck out tweets from 15 years ago based on a random few words. Bluesky is barely up to the task to return posts from the last 24 hours on non-trending terms.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Farewell to the quote goat
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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this is the same as ‘we can’t moderate the platform we built because it’s not that serious’ to me
Bluesky, with 40 million accounts ... is still In Beta.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
[deep within MI6]

*a scientist stands before a naked man, floating silently in suspension*

*M comes up behind him, having just seen James Bond (Craig) blown to smitheens*

M: “James Bond is dead. Long live James Bond.”

*the scientist pushes the button to thaw the man, the James Bond theme plays*
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Bluesky, with 40 million accounts ... is still In Beta.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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006-7
Just call the series The Double 0s and make it about all the 00# folks.
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Dems will almost certainly flip one seat on Utah's new congressional map if it stands.

It creates a safely blue Harris+24 seat in Salt Lake City, replacing a GOP gerrymander that split the SLC area four ways to ensure every seat was dark red.

Interactive map: davesredistricting.org/join/cf1048c...
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Most GMs would be better served by in-action. Trading away your best player for peanuts is something a potato would not do.

www.pensionplanpuppets.com/better-free-...
Who Had A Better Free Agency Day: Dave Nonis or a Potato?
While trying to figure out what the Leafs&#39; roster looks like right now, I thought I&#39;d ask the tough question: Did Dave Nonis out-GM a potato?
www.pensionplanpuppets.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Shams even got the exact time of the meeting. They want this guy banished to the Phantom Zone.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Time to bring back… James Pond.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM