Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife
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Caricatures are propaganda!
The arbiter of normal.
"Normal" guy, Fox News host, Trump Special Envoy and huge Andrew Tate fan Ric Grenell thinks 6-year-olds are having top surgery.
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The arbiter of normal.
I believe, with all my spirit, that having automated, incorrect subtitles on every single video you watch makes you incredibly dumb in real life.
People already suck at listening and reading, and TikTok/Insta have made that infinitely worse.
Read books and listen to real human speak.
People already suck at listening and reading, and TikTok/Insta have made that infinitely worse.
Read books and listen to real human speak.
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I believe, with all my spirit, that having automated, incorrect subtitles on every single video you watch makes you incredibly dumb in real life.
People already suck at listening and reading, and TikTok/Insta have made that infinitely worse.
Read books and listen to real human speak.
People already suck at listening and reading, and TikTok/Insta have made that infinitely worse.
Read books and listen to real human speak.
This man rapes women.
When a reporter on Air Force One asked President Donald Trump a question about Epstein's recently revealed emails, Trump snapped at her, responding with the phrase “Quiet, piggy.”
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This man rapes women.
He’s really lovin’ it!
okay he kinda killed that cheeky lil golf swing
credit where credits due
credit where credits due
Trump dances after wrapping up his speech to McDonald's franchise owners
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
He’s really lovin’ it!
Nothing like gettin’ got by Jerry.
"The great cosmic riddle, I figured I had solved it. It was morbin' time"
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Nothing like gettin’ got by Jerry.
We should have just given him this. This is all he wanted!
Trump dances after wrapping up his speech to McDonald's franchise owners
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We should have just given him this. This is all he wanted!
An election could have been very funny.
Budget passes 170-168
Carney government wins crucial confidence vote on budget | CBC
www.cbc.ca
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
An election could have been very funny.
Telling American fake-ass Christians to "buy less" this holiday season?
Incredible stuff.
More of this please.
Incredible stuff.
More of this please.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Telling American fake-ass Christians to "buy less" this holiday season?
Incredible stuff.
More of this please.
Incredible stuff.
More of this please.
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the audio book engineer when it's time for her to record the RFK Jr. stuff
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Cosplay with a real gun is pretty American.
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
How a family secret led Greg Bovino to lead Trump's border crackdown
Before he became the face of Trump's tough ICE policies, Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino endured a childhood marked by a family scandal that changed the trajectory of his life.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Cosplay with a real gun is pretty American.
Shake harder boy!
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Shake harder boy!
Truly stupid.
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei thinks AI could help find cures for most cancers, prevent Alzheimer’s, and even double the human lifespan. cbsn.ws/4oRZ8Nm
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Truly stupid.
If we're gonna employ fascism, we should at least get good trains!
Over 20 million Canadians live in the ~500 km long corridor between Toronto and Montréal
This is as dense if not more densely populated than many parts of Europe
The reason we don’t build this stuff is because Canada’s government puts the interests of businesses ahead of the interests of people
This is as dense if not more densely populated than many parts of Europe
The reason we don’t build this stuff is because Canada’s government puts the interests of businesses ahead of the interests of people
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If we're gonna employ fascism, we should at least get good trains!
I like how he’s trying to be poetic. It’s cute!
Trump digs in deeper on Marjorie Taylor Greene, calls her a "Traitor to our Country."
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I like how he’s trying to be poetic. It’s cute!
Columbovember.
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Columbovember.
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These are the perks she got in exchange for DOJ getting “Trump did nothing wrong” out of her. Really an outrageously corrupt attempt to cover up their infamous child abuse trafficking operation. Hopefully for her sake 20,000 emails aren’t released directly contradicting her key claim
Unique among inmates, Ghislaine Maxwell gets room service in her cell, after-hours access to recreation, a private visitor suite with refreshments and even a service-dog puppy to play with.
Is this a federal prison sentence or a comped stay at a Trump Hotel?
Is this a federal prison sentence or a comped stay at a Trump Hotel?
Ghislaine Maxwell Has Custom Meals and Pet A Puppy Behind Bars: Lawmakers
Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee say a whistleblower revealed that Maxwell has received special treatment in prison.
people.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
These are the perks she got in exchange for DOJ getting “Trump did nothing wrong” out of her. Really an outrageously corrupt attempt to cover up their infamous child abuse trafficking operation. Hopefully for her sake 20,000 emails aren’t released directly contradicting her key claim
She's getting a taste of legitimacy, and she's good at one thing: exploiting the shit out of whatever will get her attention.
We’ll never purge these psychos out of the body politic if we keep taking them at their word. Past performance is the best indicator of future outcomes, don’t ever forget it time.com/7334322/marj...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Apologizes for Her ‘Toxic Politics’
Greene’s comments come as she is embroiled in a public feud with Trump over his refusal to release the Epstein files.
time.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
She's getting a taste of legitimacy, and she's good at one thing: exploiting the shit out of whatever will get her attention.
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Can't help but think of my dear friend Salad Fingers, who I knew very well, by the way, whenever old Marjorie is in the news.
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Can't help but think of my dear friend Salad Fingers, who I knew very well, by the way, whenever old Marjorie is in the news.
This is fucking ROUGH.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is fucking ROUGH.
Every day, I feel the desire to purge bile from my soul.
This site (like all social media) is run by people who are manifestations of the problem. Their every instinct is poison: compromise your for a little more success.
I'm tired.
This site (like all social media) is run by people who are manifestations of the problem. Their every instinct is poison: compromise your for a little more success.
I'm tired.
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every day, I feel the desire to purge bile from my soul.
This site (like all social media) is run by people who are manifestations of the problem. Their every instinct is poison: compromise your for a little more success.
I'm tired.
This site (like all social media) is run by people who are manifestations of the problem. Their every instinct is poison: compromise your for a little more success.
I'm tired.
Can you not impeach a president for conspiring to build a militia? Seems like something congress/the senate should be able to do, were that to have happened and keep happening?
The Constitution is stupid.
The Constitution is stupid.
Trump re-pardons a Jan. 6 defendant to erase unrelated gun conviction
Trump re-pardons a Jan. 6 defendant to erase unrelated gun conviction
The new pardon ends a legal clash over the limits of Trump’s sweeping Day One clemency for those who stormed the Capitol.
dlvr.it
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Can you not impeach a president for conspiring to build a militia? Seems like something congress/the senate should be able to do, were that to have happened and keep happening?
The Constitution is stupid.
The Constitution is stupid.
It's only pedophilia if the child is from the Pedophile region of France.
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It's only pedophilia if the child is from the Pedophile region of France.
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
Cool ceasefire.
BREAKING: Israeli attacks inside the Gaza ceasefire’s “yellow line” of demarcation have hit near the cities of Khan Younis in the south and Gaza City in the north, report our colleagues on the ground.
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🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ceieiw
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Cool ceasefire.
Show companies with your dollars that AI is shit and we hate it.
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
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November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Show companies with your dollars that AI is shit and we hate it.